I found this pic of Mariah Carey on the World Wide Web and, whilst zooming in on it and taking another drag of this weed next to me, I lifted my head and shouted out, “Do chick’s enjoy Mariah Carey?”
To which The Muse, deeply engrossed in Mel Gibson’s Patriot, replied:
“No, she’s common.”
Jesus.
Fair enough.
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