2oceans Vibe

It is common knowledge that, for an extra tip, Butler’s Pizza drivers are able to go beyond the call of duty. The last time I heard, it was R50 to get your driver to do five star jumps. The Butler’s Indicator has always sat at around 10 (Rands to the star jump).

But there’s loads you can get him to do. Hell, I know a guy who paid a Butler’s driver an extra R20 to and pour him a whisky on the rocks! And why not? He’s YOUR Butler!

You did know this stuff, right?

The most recent report I’ve had arrived this week with this incredible display of what can be achieved if you tip your driver enough.

This, from Ross G.

Hey Seth,

Ok, this is how it went. I was in JHB, so my angel had a girls night at our house.

So, 12 girls come over for a Sing-Star competition, with loads of champers and tequila.

At 10:30 or so, they call Butler’s and order chow. The guy on the other side of the line hears the screaming and laughing in the back-ground, and asks what’s happening. The girls are working him a bit on the phone, and giving him a vibe.

So, about 25 minutes later, the doorbell rings, and this blonde youngster Brendan arrives and walks into a barrage of rowdy chicks. He asks if it is a hen’s party, and of course they lie to him and tell him it is.

They then proceed to make him sign karaoke – YMCA to be exact!

 

Free Love on The Freelove Freeway

Brendan wasn’t interested in duets.

No problem

So then they offered him R150 for a strip show, which our boy duly obliged to.

Please enjoy.

 

This is the photo you’re looking for.
It’s all there – Brendan on his 263rd mission.
Aah, the memories..

When he was done, he thought he would try and hang around, and tried to pour himself a glass of wine, and then the chicks told him to bail.

He was quite persistent though, and returned 5 minutes later saying that one of the girls had kept his cummerbund and that he refused to leave until he was allowed in to look for it.

Quite frankly, you know as well as I do that if we were 21 again, and delivered pizza to a crowd of rowdy, drunk chicks, got paid to strip and sing karaoke, you would also feel that a second shot at the dream score, It was completely necessary – In fact, regardless of age, a second shot is always necessary!

So, it was not a hen’s party, but they told him it was.

They tipped him R50 for the actual delivery, and then another R150 to strip. He went all the way down to his boxers, and then had to pose for a series of photos.

I think the chicks had run out of cash, as I’m sure if they had more, they would have offered a little extra for the Full Monty,

All in all, the kind of story that will elevate you to hero status amongst your fellow butlers instantly, regardless of the number of missions you have under your cummerbund!

Cheers,

Ross

Of course a second shot was necessary! Brendan did the right thing and yes, I agree, this man is a hero.

And not only is he a hero, he is a very switched on hero! With only 263 missions to his name, he has shown knowledge usually reserved for more experienced Butler’s. I’m very surprised he knew the Butler’s rule of removing his bow tie to indicate that he was off duty.

Clever.

Good work, Brendan!

Good work, girls!