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Harrods owner and professional conspiracy theorist, Mohammed Al Fayed, is in a spot of bother.

A 15-year-old spot of bother, to be precise.

Harrods owner and stand-up comedian,
Mohammed Al Fayed

This, from the UK’s Independent:

Police investigate claims Fayed sexually assaulted 15-year-old
Harrods owner accused of forcibly kissing teenage girl

Mohammed Al Fayed has been questioned by police after a 15-year-old girl accused the Harrods owner of sexually assaulting her in the Knightsbridge store, by forcibly “French kissing” her in May.

The 75-year-old, who also owns Fulham Football Club voluntarily attended Twickenham police station with his solicitor yesterday and was questioned under caution. The Metropolitan Police said inquiries were continuing but stressed that no arrests were made. Mr Al Fayed’s spokeswoman said he “vehemently denies” the claims.

It has been claimed that MrAl Fayed first met the schoolgirl in May this year when she shopped with her mother in Harrods. He is alleged to have asked for her phone number and invited her back to the store. In her witness statement, the girl told police that when she returned she was invited to Mr Al Fayed’s private office where she was sexually assaulted.

It is alleged he then kissed her on the lips and tried to force his tongue into her mouth.

[read more here]

Once again we are given a one sided story. How are we supposed to make up our own minds as to the severity of the deed, without seeing a photograph of the complainant?

I mean, what if she was incredibly hot?

Oh, but it’s still illegal, you say?

This brings us back to the Miley Cyrus issue…