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Vikki Blows, 20 years old, from Essex. Yes, that’s right.

This, from Chickipedia:

“Born in Romford, Essex, UK, Vikki calls herself a typical Essex girl, although she only owns one pair of white stilettos.Vik ki was going to get expelled from school at the age of 13 for mooning her head of year, so she left school and started working at a hairdresser’s. “See, it’s not a law to go to school, it’s just the law to have an education.” She did well at the hairdressers but failed to qualify as she didn’t have the patience to cut hair. Vikki already knew at age 15 that she wanted to become a Page 3 girl. “Actually I wanted to be Kate Moss on the cover of Vogue, but I was too short.” She joined an agency that “turned out to be really dodgy”, but at least she got some pictures out of it and sent them to Samantha Bond Management.”

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Vikki Blows

Hmm, her photo is certainly classier than her writeup. But that doesn’t mean we should forget what Ludacris told us : “You can’t turn a ho into a house wife.”

Qa!