PUT YOUR FACE ON YOUR CAR

Do it now

10.02.2009

Last week we stumbled upon THIS GUY using his car as an advertising platform by displaying FIVE photos of himself on the exterior of the vehicle. At the end of that article I mentioned an old article I published with another guy who had has face printed on his car. I couldn’t find it and asked any of you if you knew where it was. Thanks to Sean and John for finding it!

The following article was originally published 13 December, 2006.

WHERE DOES IT END?
Estate agents lose all sense of……everything, really

I have seen some things in my short time on planet earth and am usually able to get my head around most things. Even things that I don’t agree with, come with SOME reasoning. Suicide bombers for example – it’s not a good vibe they’re going for, but we know they have been trained in a certain way and believe that paradise and virgins await them after they push the button. That is their belief and at least we have SOME understanding of why they do what they do.

But then I stumble upon this in the Llandudno car park this weekend and I realise that there are some things that one simply cannot get one’s head around.

What?

Are you fucking serious?

And there you have it. An incredibly confusing thing has just appeared before you. What are you meant to do about it? God only knows. I wouldn’t think about it too much if I were you. Just shake your head and move on. If you start to think of simple questions like “why” or “what-the-fuck”, your head could very easily explode. It’s almost as dangerous as when you start to think about what the point is of living this life. You must change the subject before your head explodes.

I can sort of work with the concept of estate agents having their face on their business cards, but this….. this is just too much.

I just.

I just.

I just don’t know anymore.