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“Her name is Rhian and she dances on the sand” - Duran Duran

Yes, I know those aren’t the EXACT words to the hilariously 80′s song (here), but it came into my head nonetheless. Simon Le Bon and I have crossed paths on a few occasions in the past, I might add. We were both regular features at London’s Met Bar in the late 90′s and I do recall him getting very upset with Jens, the barman, for flirting with his wife/girlfriend at the time. We laughed. We cried. Jens moved to Cape Town, funnily enough..

Then Goldfish told me about when he (Simon Le Bon) came up to them in Ibiza and said he was a big fan. They asked him his name and he said, “Simon Le Bon” and they said, “cool” – which I find hilarious. Later on they found out about his connection to a band called Duran Duran. I’ll be with Goldfish in Ibiza in July, by the way, so perhaps Le Bon will feature again. I’ll let you know, of course. By the way, we (Goldfish and I) will be creating a video of sorts for YOU while we’re at it! Hating that!

I know, there were too many “by the way”s in that last paragraph.

Back to Rhian Sugden .

Ja, look, she’s a bit skinny to be honest, but she seems like a good angel. She MEANS well, I’m sure.

You can check out her offical website here. She’s from Manchester originally and did a bit of “panto” at school. Hah! – I BET she did! She’s done some Heat Mag features, some Playboy, Maxim, Nuts, Zoo, Loaded and Some Sun Page 3 stuff.

Today’s feature is from The Sun. Let’s get in there.

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Jeepers – ja, nothing wrong with that. I’d probably insist she has a good hamburger now and then and possibly a name change. I just don’t know how much mileage we’re going to get out of “Sugden.”

Did I mention that she went to Afghanistan in December? Ja, true story.

December News - I went to Afghanistan in November and it was one of the most amazing experiences in my life!! Me and 4 other Sun Page 3 Girlys visited the troops to boost morale. We was out there for 5 days!! We experienced so much, feel free to ask me questions on my myspace or my facebook account.

Nice.

That was the last piece of news under “NEWS” on her official webpage here.

Riiiight, moving SWIFTLY on…