MEGAN FOX APOLOGISES TO CUTE LITTLE FAT KID
Well I’m glad this has gone full circle. Although maybe not entirely. A few days ago we published (here) a pic of cute little fat kid trying terribly hard to give a rose to Megan Fox. You’ll remember the pain and anguish all over his face.
So with the way things are in the world of celebrities and the euronet these days, it is no surprise that Megan Fox did see the pic and even commented on it in a recent interview.
Because it’s like that, and that’s the way it is..
Hmm, I think we all know what the RIGHT thing for her to do would be..
She should take him on a date and kiss him at the end.
STRAIGHT!
And it could EASILY be done. In today’s rampant tabloid media age, all of this could be achieved. Can you imagine the exposure if they followed up with this cute little fat kid?
That’s what she should do. It’s the LEAST she could do! Especially after (without a doubt) being bullied and ridiculed at school as the photo hit the world’s press. A picture of them kissing (let alone an sms on his phone from her saying “Thanks for the best night of my life”) would resolve everything and take him from being teased, to being worshipped by his peers.
There’s a saying a I made up for that kind of vibe. I call it going “From Zero to Hero.”
Notice how it rhymes? Thanks, I thought you’d enjoy that.
Use it, don’t use it.
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4 Comments
CS
23 Jun 2009
I couldnt give a shit about the fat kid, where does a brother get his hands on that 3 set Transformer series… Thanks for that clip Seth
Rob
23 Jun 2009
I’m with CJ, stuff the fat kid.I would have told him to go eat some mroe pies.
Bring on Transformers 2. Megan Fox is so insanely smoking hot there should be some law against girls being so hot. Nice clip
Rashid
24 Jun 2009
Aren’t yellow roses meant to symbolise friendship?
The Cartoonist
24 Jun 2009
God, she is SO dumb.
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