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    JACK PAROW – “COOLER AS EKKE” + LYRICS

    Someone made a very good point today (following our coverage of Die Antwoord), stating that although I have mention Jack Parow and his song “Cooler As Ekke,” and even featured the TaxiJam version, I am yet to show the original music video on 2oceansvibe.

    Surely not?

    I had a little look around and, my God, you are absolutely correct! So here it is – better late than never!

    If you have not seen this video or heard this song I STRONGLY advise you to drop everything you’re doing and take this in. You.have.never.


    Don’t be shy to sing along:

    JACK PAROW
    Cooler As Ekke

    Jy dink jy’s cooler as ekke, want jy rook Yves Saint Laurent sigarette
    Jy dink jy’s cooler as ekke, want jy’t ‘n tattoo van ‘n slang op jou tette.
    Jy dink jy’s cooler as ek, want jy’t ‘n plakkaat van Led Zeppelin bo jou bed
    Jy dink jy’s cooler as ek, want jy’s elke jaar by die J&B Met.

    Jy’s ou nuus, ek kom met rou beats
    Jy lê en wag, ek gan soek iets
    Jy’s ice tea, ek’s witblits
    Jy’s lite bier, ek’s spirits
    Jy’s die ou met die new fresh look
    Ek’s die ou met die Pep Stores broek
    Ek watch jou, jy koekeloer oukes
    jy forward nog Vernon Koekemoer jokes
    Ek’s fantasties, jy’s spasties
    Ek vat an poppies, jy raak an klein kids
    Jy’s Tim Voster, ek’s Chris Edwards
    Jy’s innie bosse, ek rol innie vet shit
    Jy’s boring soos liedjies ommie kampvuur
    my styl slick sneak suutjies soos ‘n vampier
    jou styl kak sag soos ‘n pink marshmallow
    meisies skree vir net “one night in parow”

    Jy dink jy’s cooler as ekke, want jy hang saam met models en ek hang saam met slette
    Jy dink jy’s cooler as ekke, want ek’s ‘n rapper en jy sing in falsette
    Jy dink jy’s cooler as ek, want ek ry op met die bus en jy vlieg op met ‘n jet
    Jy dink jy’s cooler as ek, want jy ry in ‘n Peugeot twee nul ses

    Jy rol met ‘n selfoon in jou pen
    Ek rol nog met ‘n 3310
    My styl gooi sexy korrek
    Jy dra nog fokken Mr Price Red
    As ek instap skrikkie hele fokken bar
    Jy kry nog fokken geld by jou ma
    Ek los die hele jol papnat
    As jy instap begin die hele jollie pad vat
    ek’s Amerika, jys Irak
    ek bomb jou lat die kak slap spat
    Ek’s ‘n Bic pen, jy’s ‘n Mont Blanc
    Jy loop rond met fokken skuim op jou mond-rand
    Ek’s original jy’s gecopy
    Ek’s ‘n flash drive jy’s ‘n floppy
    Jy maak of jy alles het ma jy’s fake
    Jack Parow bra ek lewe soos n straatmeit

    Jy dink jy’s cooler as ekke, want jy drink by Ku De Ta en ek drink by De Dekke
    Jy dink jy’s cooler as ekke, want jy’s die gentleman, bra eksie prette
    Jy dink jy’s cooler as ek, want ek hou vakansie in Hartenbos en jy hou vakansie in Quebec.
    Jy dink jy’s cooler as ek, omdat jy die nuwe issue van One Small Seed het

    Jack Parow bra ek’s n poes woes
    Jy eet caviar en couscous
    Ek drink Klipdrif, jy drink Peroni
    Jy’t vriende in Swede, ek het vriende in Benoni
    Ek koop al my klere by die local Pep Stores save more
    Jy koop al jou fokken klere by a store
    Jy dra net fokken Polo shirts
    Shame, jy luister na die Dirty Skirts
    My naam’s Parow, dik heavy uitgeskollie
    Jy lyk soos Jeremy de Tollie
    Jack Parow, die life van die party
    Jy dra net fokken Issey Miyake
    Jy’s too cool for school, eks mos kief
    Ek’s grasshopper, jys Lacoste sportief
    Jy lat die koek flop, ek lat die huis rys
    Jou meisie het ‘n foto van my piel op haar Space Case

    It’s just too awesome for words! I love everything about that music video – from the tune, to the wardrobe, to the fact that they shot it at Burger Fair..

    Genius.

    [lyrics source : watkykjy]

12 Comments

  • Brad

    09 Feb 2010

    That Rocks….ha ha ha….who is the brunette that sing the “Jy dink jy’s cooler as ekke” part….she is AMAZING….

    Reply
  • parowarrow

    09 Feb 2010

    Lekker tune…Seth that songs pretty much directed at your social group types!

    Reply
  • Richard

    10 Feb 2010

    The brunette is Inge Beckmann from Lark.

    Reply
  • Hunny Bunny

    31 Mar 2010

    My Wereld !!! I had the hardest laugh of my life when i listened carefully to the lyrics !!! FreakN rockZz !!!
    Funniest thing is … i do … i do have friends in Benoni !! hehehe

    Reply
  • Ingy

    14 May 2010

    I think this is sooo cool at least we can have a good laugh. Good beat and lyrics that make no sense but cooler dan ekke

    Reply
  • Chrione Louwenberg

    01 Oct 2010

    I think Jack Parow is a shame to all true Afrikaans people. Never in my life have I felt so ashamed at being Afrikaans. I’d rather be found dead in Irak fighting for USA than listening to him AND calling myself “trots Afrikaans”1

    Reply
  • Daphs

    04 Oct 2010

    Chrione Louwenberg, lighten up please, i am also Afrikaans and it is better than to listen to this trans and rap and “crap”. He makes a person laugh, will your sour face crack when you laugh???
    Dit is lekker om na sulke “snert” te luister by ‘n eg Suid Afriaanse “braai”. If you dont like it, dont listen to it, to to Irak and fight for the USA. I wont miss you but certainly will miss Jack Parow.

    Reply
  • Lizzy

    04 Oct 2010

    Dis die ding met Jack Parrow… Hy het nie n saak met jou of jou nou van hom hou of nie… Ek dink hy is awesum en n goeie entertainer… As jy nie van sy musiek hou nie dan is dit jou probleem, moenie dit dan luister nie! Jack Parrow gooi sexy korek!!!

    Reply
  • jahrijn

    09 Oct 2010

    what is he saying at the start of the song (0:07sec)?
    dont understand it.

    grtz from belgium, and to be honest, suid afrikaans sound awsome, you should be proud of it.

    Reply
  • ALIYAH MOHAMED

    20 Nov 2010

    woow…i must say i love your music video…dude you cool…i listen to it every single day…i love it …
    you rock jack parow

    Reply
  • jd

    14 Jan 2011

    pis kool-iad. Oka die kat moet mal-mens-bugy toe kom , ek meen maar die is die afrikaanse hoofstad my bra. So parow laat jol biki ruk ,nevamind of die suurknolle verstik, die rainbow nation jol op jou beat fa geluk, dus woelag, nog rainbow nation

    Reply
  • Shan

    22 Apr 2011

    i like this song i understand almost everything… :) ITS AWESOMITO!!! :D lolzz

    Reply

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