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Very strange behaviour, if you did. I’ll tell you why.

You see this morning I tried something new – I went for a 5km run. Which is weird, given that I’m known as a 4km specialist. It’s true, people often refer to me as “The Four Kay Specialist.” It’s either that, or they call me “C-TAP” which most of you know goes back to my “prolific” try-scoring habits of yesteryear.

Anyway, I digress.

So I pumped a quiet 5km run this morning along the following stretch, which, granted, is very kak..

Go right ahead and click that..

5km of pleasure (click to enlarge)

That’s 2.5km, right there – marked off in red. So I run to the end of the route, turn around, and go back. According to my calculations, that’s gives you 5km’s of crazy seaside panoramic views. Lest we forget the little honies running around and driving past in their incredibly large vehicles. Not that we’re moaning. No Sir – I’m absolutely fine with that!

What do you make of these pictures taken this morning during and after the run, as I took the scooter for a little post-jog joyride? A joyride which ended with a little swim in the Atlantic Ocean, I might add..

Click pics to enlarge..

Closing in on “The Bay”

Camps Bay beach – not the worst option on a day like today

Glen Beach, Y’all!

Clifton 4th Beach – pretty goddamn special

Clifton 1, 2, 3 and 4
Taken from the most expensive road in South Africa - Nettleton Road

A morning swim at Bakoven never hurt anyone!

So it was during that run that I remembered some recent talk regarding the weather and how “it’s all over” and the fact that Winter had arrived. Let me get just one thing straight here – 2oceansvibe will decide when Summer is over, ok? We brought you into this season, and we’ll decide when we’re gonna take you out.

And if our word isn’t enough, hopefully those pics cheered you up a bit.

Hey, I’ll even throw in a little weather report for good measure!

You see?

It’s FINE!!

Seriously…. grow up.

‘Scuse my French, but quite frankly The Bounty Hunter is a polished turd. This is the kind of movie you’d expect Mel Gibson to star in about 20 years ago… oh wait it was, and he did in Bird on a Wire co-starring alongside his butt and Kate Hudson’s mom, Goldie Hawn. Now before you start reminiscing the good ole days of Lethal Weapon and Braveheart you should know that Jennifer Ansiton is still trying to make Brad jealous… this time with Gerry “Six-Minute Abs” Butler.

This time, we’re forced to watch Milo (Butler) an ex-cop-turn-bounty hunter rope in his ex-wife Nicole (Aniston) after she fails to make a court appearance, for a $5,000 reward. Yip… you guessed it, they start to rekindle whatever it was that got them into trouble in the first place and before you know it our crime thriller has turned into a half-assed “romcom” box office flop (sick bag not included)!

Catch the rest of the review and the trailer after the jump…

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20 days ago we got hold of a group shot of a number of South Africa’s top comedian (here) and we asked you if anyone knew what it was about. The comments under the article identified names of comedians in the picture, including Barry Hilton, Nik Rabinowitz, Marc Lottering, John Vlismas, Loyiso Gola, Mark Banks, Trevor Noah and Kagiso Lediga. A pretty serious list of heavy weight comedians – together in the same room at the same time – surely that’s a first?

Further comments under the article included some pretty mind-blowing information, to do with the group (called “Bafunny Bafunny”) going on tour and even performing at London’s Royal Albert Hall!

I did some snooping around and they do have a website, although it isn’t active yet and just has a countdown clock, which looks like the official launch is only tomorrow.

That’s why I must thank Cliff H for leaking us the code for the following video, which is clearly only meant to be coming out tomorrow!

I like what they’ve done – using official touring suits and putting together a movie trailer type arrangement, featuring the various comics chatting to press and chirping each other in the process!

Check it out!

Nice!

Let’s standby for more action tomorrow – as the clock on the www.bafunnybafunny.com website finally reaches zero!

Good name, by the way guys. I see what you did there.

This time we’ve got a guy advertising a digs, with a view to dominating Long Street like it’s never been dominated before! All he needs is a wing man. A straight, good looking, wing man!

Check it out:

See original ad HERE

R3,000 a month for the best time of your life it looks like!

“Let’s help each other get LAID!!!”

Hah! Stifler would approve!

[thanks jess]

Tony Blair – not shy of using fake tan..

Tony Blair Using Poor Quality Fake Tan – I watched a bit of SKY News last night, which featured Tony Blair lending his support to that bulldog, Gordon Brown – ahead of the elections. I wasn’t sure if something was wrong with my TV, or whether Tony Blair really did look like an Oompah Loompah. I Googled “tony blair sun tan” and, sure enough, The Sun confirmed everything for me. [thesun]

Don’t Read This – President Jacob Zuma on Tuesday visited an impoverished white Afrikaans-speaking community, promising that government services for the poor will not be limited by race. ie. He was focusing on white people. In a speech. For God’s sake, ignore this news at once! Let’s rather focus on Malema and the end of the world. Just like we did with Zuma before he came into power. Aren’t you exhausted after worrying for 16 whole years? [mail&guardian]

The 3-D Porn Revolution – When the internet came around, who did it really benefit. That’s right – the porn industry. When HD came around, who did it benefit? Correct – the porn industry, And now, thanks to Avatar, the adult film industry is banking on 3-D to be its salvation. Come follow this link and find out why directors—including Tarantino—want to make dirty movies you can reach out and touch. [dailybeast]

Vatican Defends Pope In Kiddie Fiddling US Lawsuit – Dragged deeper than ever before into the church/priest sex abuse scandal, the Vatican is launching a legal defense that the church hopes will shield the pope from a lawsuit seeking to have him deposed. In court documents obtained Tuesday, Vatican lawyers map out a three-pronged strategy seeking to dismiss the suit before Benedict XVI can be questioned or secret documents subpoenaed. [businessweek]

Karl Rove Called ‘War Criminal’ At Book Signing – Former White House chief of staff Karl Rove was heckled and branded a “war criminal’ at a book signing in Beverly Hills, California, on Monday night. But the audience members were unable to get their copies of the book signed after Rove was shouted down and forced to leave the stage. Being called a “dick” is one thing, but a “war criminal?” Blind.. [cnn]

Is This The Real Face Of Jesus? – Using the latest 3-D computer technology, a team of digital artists have created what they claim is the real face of Jesus. The contours of the face and body were taken from the ghostly face imprinted on the Shroud, the bloodied linen sheet said to have covered the body of Christ in his tomb. Apparently Jesus was 5’8″, swarthy and looked nothing like the Renaissance painters’ depictions of Christ. [telegraph]

University To Provide iPads To All New Students – Seton Hill University will supply a new Apple iPad and a 13″ MacBook laptop to every full-time student arriving at its Greensburg, Pennsylvania, campus in fall 2010.The giveaway kicks off the small liberal arts university’s Griffin Technology Advantage Program, which aims to cultivate digital literacy among its students. It also marks a growing shift to provide students with e-books rather than textbooks. I like it. [mashable]

The Porsche Panamera Road Test – Porsche is a company that for many years stayed true to its roots, producing sportscars of the kind that its creator intended. Panamera is one of those cars that appears better in the metal than it does in photos; but that’s not saying a lot. It is not pretty by any stretch of the imagination. It does not lack presence but it is imposing rather than handsome. Let’s take a closer look. [carmag]

Suspect On The Run Jumps Into Women’s Prison – After trying to pull him over for failing to signal, police say 20-year-old Ricky Flowers, took off on a high speed chase, reaching speeds of more than 90 miles an hour. The chase spanned several communities and two local interstates, before ending up in the most ironic of places, The Northeast Pre-Release Center for Women. That’s when the sisters took over.. [fox8]

Kids On Fire Using Aerosol Sprays – A recent report in The News Tribune tells of some kids being temporarily expelled for playing with deodorant cans and fire. While it is somewhat alarming to hear of kids as young as 10setting themselves on fire, I think someone should tell them that Axe Body Spray is very amateurish and, if they really want to get their flame on, they should get some of Yardley’s You’re the Fire, for maximum effect. [thenewstribune]

Kelly Brook Does Ultimo Mag – I know most of you are still getting over the shock that Ricky Martin is gay, so here’s Kelly Brook in a new ad campaign for Ultimo lingerie. Which seems like a pretty solid choice since Kelly Brook is perfect in every possible way. I wont be surprised if some of the outtakes aren’t of her healing the sick and levitating cars with her mind. [idlyitw]

A Week in Provence – Spring [3] – “Like magic, the curtain of snow and sleet has lifted off the Luberon Valley to coincide with the arrival of Flybe.com’s twin-prop aircraft from Southampton bearing Rachel and Dave. The almond trees burst into blossom each day, the baby dog violets are starting to peep out from the undergrowth and yellow daisies proliferate day by day. The advent of Provencal Spring (official day – 20th March) has meant that building has progressed well on the pool kitchen and other projects.” [livingstylishlywell]

Heidi Montag Moves Out Of Marital Home – In a move pretty similar to Sandra Bullock, Heidi Montag has apparently moved out of the home she shares with her freak husband, Spencer Pratt. And when I say ‘similar,’ I am referring only to the fact that she moved out. Unlike Bullock, we cannot confirm if Spencer was cheating. And if he was, it definitely wouldn’t be with a woman. [okmagazine]

Sights, Sounds And Sore Feet In New York City – “It is no surprise, given my love for Johannesburg and all it’s diverse craziness, that New York stole my heart. I’m certainly not the most well-travelled human on the planet but I’ll go a long way before I find another place that inspires me like NYC. New York’s architecture, human spirit, colour, history and undeniable energy of the place has left an indelible impression on me.” [mikestopforth]

I did the right thing and bought a pair of the limited edition Alexander Mcqueen Puma’s the other day and they’re basically incredible.

Have you ever wanted a pair of shoes inside your body more?

Daddy’s new Alexander McQueen Puma’s…
Pop Ya Collar would approve.

It’s unfortunate that making love to shoes is illegal in Camps Bay, because these puppies would have NO chance against me – especially in the state that I’m currently in.

I must say, I’m very surprised that there aren’t more shoe themed porn/snuff films on the internet. I reckon there is a massive market for that kind of stuff.

Ja.

Hey?

Where you guys going?

Well we couldn’t drag it out a second longer, could we? No, sir! But we thought we would let the excitement of the pictures from The Vibe party to calm down, before we hit you with this vibe. That’s what we in the industry refer to as a “double whammy.”

So check it out. This is the official video from The Vibe party!

* Slower connections (blind) should wait for the box to load and the play button to appear. Then pause and let video load, before watching. Shame.

Pretty rad stuff going on back there. Well done to iKraal who did the video.

Did you enjoy the subliminal advertising? With the brands flashing up quickly during the playback? Very naughty. You leave the video thinking, “Christ, I’d kill for a bottle of De Grendel right now!”

Ricky Martin – living la vida loca

Ricky Martin Comes Out Of The Closet – Ricky Martin came out on his website Tuesday. The singer, whose sexuality was the source of much speculation in his “Vida Loca” heyday, posted a long statement that ended with, “I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.” Nice, Ricky. [huffers]

Bin Laden Is Healthy And Giving Orders – A new FBI terrorism case provides a rare nugget of intelligence about Osama bin Laden: the Al Qaeda leader is alive, well, and personally “giving the orders” for the terror group’s operations, according to comments made by an alleged American Al Qaeda operative on a secret bureau recording. [newsweek]

The U.S And South Korea Continue To Taunt Our Dear Leader – In a statement reported by news agencies, the North demanded an end to the tours in the so-called demilitarized zone, calling them part of a pattern of “psychological warfare” and warning of “unpredictable incidents including the loss of human lives in this area for which the U.S. side will be wholly to blame.” You have been warned.. [nytimes]

Peaches Geldof’s Heroin-Fueled One-Night Stand at Hollywood’s Scientology Center—With Pictures – Rockstar progeny and Brit scenester queen Peaches Geldof makes a cameo in a Reddit forum for “WTF one-night stand stories.” A commenter describes an alleged heroin-fueled Thanksgiving Eve sex party—and waking up in the Hollywood Celebrity Scientology Center. [gawker]

Versace Mansion Lives On A Miami Hotel – Barton G. Weiss, a Miami restaurateur, has turned the late Gianni Versace’s beachfront villa into a 10-room hotel, The New York Times reports. The hotel, called The Villa by Barton G., is modeled on a Roman palazzo filled with fountains, frescoes and stained glass, featuring a pool and terrace tiled in thousands of colorful mosaics. [luxuo]

How To Talk To Someone You Can’t Stand – I deal with this on a daily basis. Face it: Some people are simply insufferable. With any luck, they can be avoided, but not always. So what do you do when there’s just no escape?”Behave as though you are handling a poisonous snake,” says Dr. Richard Pomerance, a Boston psychotherapist who has counseled executives at Harvard. [forbes]

Madonna’s Boyfriend Poses In Naked 3D Fashion Ad – Jesus Luz and Cintia Dicker go 3-D for their steamy outdoor shoot with photographer Jacques Dequeker. Starring in the latest campaign from Brazilian label Ellus, the racy duo heat up the season with fall’s leather denim range. Shit, now where did I leave my 3D glasses!? [thefashionisto]

Japanese Pasta Fork Will Change How You Eat Pasta Forever – Twirling your pasta around a fork is an artform. Some people twirl it on the side of the bowl, other use spoons and people who are lazy and unimaginative cut their pasta up. And now, from Japan, a new option. This crazy fork has a “thumb” of sorts to snag your past and keep it from falling off. It.is.amazing. Check it out. [gizmodo]

My Parents Were Awesome – There comes a moment in everyone’s lives when we stumble upon old pictures of our folks and we think to ourselves, “Oh my God! Mom and Dad were actually quite cool!” And that is exactly why someone made this website, showcasing how awesome your parents were before they got hooked on moon bags and Bocelli concerts. [myparentswereawesome]

Watch the Large Hadron Collider Experiments Live Tomorrow – It’s a big day for science, and you don’t have to miss any of it if you have a laptop with Wi-Fi nearby, because most of the event will be live streamed on the CERN (European Organization for Nuclear Research) website. As the Large Hadron Collider in Geneva, Switzerland, will perform the first-ever proton collision tomorrow morning — via live stream. Sick! [mashable]

Studying The Grateful Dead, in Business School – The Grateful Dead was one of rock and roll’s most enduring acts – making records and touring constantly for 30 years, until 1995, when lead singer and guitarist Jerry Garcia died. With its roots in the 1960′s counter-culture, the Dead became America’s most lucrative touring act. Now, the band’s success is even being studied – in business schools. [cbsnews]

Australia’s “Don’t Be A Dickhead” Ad Campaign Attacks Gingers, Twitter, Facebook – Australia’s launching a new driving safety ad campaign using the slogan “Don’t Be A Dickhead.” The campaign’s an attempt at “viral marketing” by making fun of red-headed people, emo-kids, Twitter and Facebook. Nothing like meta humor to get attention, right? [jalopnik]

I know we’re all still probably glued to last week’s Tuesday Tabs, which featured top SA swimsuit model, Candice Boucher, naked in the US edition of Playboy magazine. That was nice. But we need to get over it – we need to move on.

I would like to point you in the direction of “Darine,” who was photographed by one of the world’s most famous nude art photographers, Petter Hegre. We’ve chatted about Petter before – you’ll recall the feature we did on his wife, Luba.

So anyway, today’s Tuesday Tabs feature, Darine, was photographed by Petter Hegre. And we thank him for that.

Also more than a pleasure to add some brown sugar to the mix..

Click the image below for NSFW version.

CLICK IMAGE for NSFW pic

What a fantastic vibe she went for back there. Just enjoying nature, the sun and her body at the same time.

And you know what a hot day lying in the sun does to you…

You don’t?

Give it a try and meet me afterwards.

Bring some Pink Martini..

With our finger on the pulse of Cape Town’s Atlantic Seaboard, you can only imagine what an issue diet, health and looking good is. If they’re not running along the promenade or having sex in the Virgin Active gyms, they’re watching what they eat and, in particular, keeping an eye on those carbs!

A new Atkins Diet book has been launched, entitled, “New Atkins for a New You : The Ultimate Diet for Shedding Weight and Feeling Great.”

New Atkins for a New You : The Ultimate Diet
for Shedding Weight and Feeling Great

It’s interesting to note that the original Atkins Diet, which basically eliminates carbohydrates, was first developed in the 1970′s. It is single-handedly responsible for the majority of Western Women’s fear of bread, potatoes, pasta and pizza (they should try The Rotherham pizza, which comes standard on a thin base). It is also the preferred diet for most of Hollywood’s starlets and is often used to shed weight before specific movie roles, and getting back in shape after giving birth.

How is this new book different to the original Atkins Diet?

The New Atkins for a New You: The Ultimate Diet for Shedding Weight Fast and Feeling Great Forever is an updated, healthier and simplified version of the controversial yet popular Atkins Diet plan. Created by Dr. Eric Westman, The New Atkins for a New You maintains the same low-carb principles of the original diet. However, where the original diet may have fallen short on a maintenance plan this publication attempts to offer you the tools and resources needed to maintain a low-carb lifestyle for life. Included in the book are more than 50 research studies extolling the benefits of the low-carb lifestyle as well as all-new recipes, 24 weeks’ worth of meal plans and inspiring success stories.

[dietsinreview]

I have no doubt the book will be just as successful as the original and I urge the little honeys on the Atlantic Seaboard to get a copy before hitting the beach this summer.

Buy your copy online NOW.

New Atkins for a New You
CLICK HERE to buy in South Africa

New Atkins for a New You
CLICK HERE to buy in UK

New Atkins for a New You
CLICK HERE to buy in US

Jesus you need to see this. True 2oceansvibers who have been along for the journey will remember I used to open my live online streaming shows with Land of Hope and Glory. I never did see a video of the anthem and was blown away when I saw this.

Edward Elgar’s Pomp and Circumstance Marches – Land of Hope and Glory, conducted by Mark Elder with the BBC Symphony Orchestra, BBC Singers, BBC Symphony Chorus – backed up by the enthusiastic & lively audience at the Royal Albert Hall, and nationwide at the Proms in the Park event. September 2006.

I advise you to watch it through.

And turn that knob to full..

As South Africa is only starting to properly get into online dating, these recent stats and figures out of the US tell an amazing tale.

In particular, it is very interesting to note that the gender split is nearly 50/50. That, and the fact that it is a bigger industry than porn!

Now that’s impressive! Because porn is pretty big..

Wow, a third of woman who meet men online have sex on their first encounter!

Ooh, you little sluts

[source]

I can’t believe the US are trying to have a go at Kim Jong il again. After all he has done for his people?

And don’t you forget it!

By the way, not sure if you caught the recent story on the Korean Central News Association’s website, entitled “Japan’s True Colours as N. Accomplice Stripped Naked.”

The article again proves how mighty and correct Kim Jong il is in everything he does and that we may have no option but to launch nuclear weapons against the US.

If I may:

Japan’s True Colors as N. Accomplice Stripped Naked
Pyongyang, March 23 (KCNA)

The government of Hatoyama some days ago officially admitted the secret nuclear pact between Japan and the U.S., thus proving the criminal acts the forces of the Liberal Democratic Party committed by deceiving the world under the veil of the “three non-nuclear principles” in the past to be undeniable historical facts.

Rodong Sinmun Tuesday observes in a signed commentary carried in this regard:

The conclusion drawn from the recently disclosed documents of the secret nuclear pact between Japan and the U.S. is that the forces of the LDP of Japan are the warlike forces who have persistently pursued the nuclear ambition since the end of the war and the documents secretly worked out by them with the U.S. are criminal documents on a nuclear war related to the use of nuclear weapons in “contingency” on the Korean Peninsula, to all intents and purposes.

The Japanese militarists are set to achieve at any cost their criminal purpose with a nuclear stick any time as they are keen to launch reinvasion, blinded with extreme revengeful thoughts and ambition for overseas expansion.

Its spearhead is directed to the DPRK. This is evidenced by the fact that the above-said documents contain clauses allowing the U.S. forces to use the bases in Japan and the U.S. forces’ warships with nukes on board to make portcalls on Japan and transit through its territorial waters in “contingency” on the peninsula.

The DPRK cannot but take a serious note of the fact that the U.S. has sought a chance to mount a preemptive nuclear attack on the DPRK by using south Korea and Japan as its nuclear outposts.

The U.S. seeks to use Japan as an operational, logistic and sortie base and a base for nuclear attacks on the DPRK and other Asian countries in a bid to seize the whole of Korea by provoking another Korean war and establish its domination over Asia.

This is the very reason why the U.S. imperialists deployed a huge number of nuclear weapons in south Korea and Japan and signed a secret pact with their junior ally.

The U.S. imperialists are staging ceaseless war exercises of various forms in south Korea and Japan by mobilizing nuclear forces, making constant nuclear blackmail against the DPRK.

The DPRK is left with no option but to bolster up its nuclear deterrent for self-defence, a treasured sword for defending the sovereignty of the country and the nation, so long as it remains exposed to the enemies’ constant nuclear threat and the danger of their preemptive nuclear attack on it.

[click here to stay in touch with Our Dear Leader's news service]

Ja…and there you have it.

And it’s FACT, because it’s printed by the Korean Central News Association.

Excuse me, I need to prepare..

[thanks grant]

2oceansvibe.com is listed in the TOP THREE Google search page results for the phrase Cape Town Lifestyle. With the FIFA World Cup 2010 looming on the horizon, we need to get real.

Our beautiful country is hosting the Soccer World Cup, but Cape Town is an international city of status, and every foreign visitor will make a stop in the Mother City. So besides welcoming them to The Vibe, 2oceansvibe.com’s high Google ranking makes it the unofficial tourism information website for Cape Town leading up to the Soccer World Cup.

2oceansvibe launches new Media Pack
Featuring latest stats, facts and rate card   

Projected site traffic figures are staggering, and the exposure that 2oceansvibe and its Associate Brands are set to experience will be incredible. Could you get that same exposure in a double page print spread, or a radio ad despite spending hundreds of thousands of Rands? No, because those things are transient. 2oceansvibe is a thriving, regenerative community.

Seriously, we want to help!

CLICK HERE to download new 2oceansvibe Media Pack and get in touch..

Well done to all the girls who sent in cleavage shots on National Cleavage Day, which put you in line to win a JT1 lingerie hamper!

For those of you who have just joined us and who may have missed them, you are advised to scroll down a bit for a little treat.

There were many many votes that came through, giving support to the contestants – so thank you also to the 2oceansvibers out there who took part.

There were so many votes in fact, that we had to go by *ahem* feel. Linda and Thamar were the hot contenders but, at the end of the day, it had to go to Linda – because of the sheer effort displayed in her drawing.

Linda gives it a full go..

So well done, Linda!!

Email us from the same email address you sent in your pic, and we will tell you how to get your prize!

Hong Kong – Staunton Street
Spotted on Pop Ya Collar

Pop Ya CollarDoes the Far East – Cape Town’s most talked about street fashion photoblog, Pop Ya Collar, seems to be in the Far East at the moment, as images are popping up from the sidewalks of Hong Kong and, last week, Dubai! As yesterday’s fads become today’s trends, the watchful eye of Pop Ya Collar’s camera lens doesn’t miss a beat, while the term “fashion victim” takes on a whole new meaning! [popyacollar]

The Pope Will Not Be Intimidated – A defiant Pope Benedict XVI touched my penis indicated yesterday that he would not be intimidated by the clerical sex abuse crisis now engulfing the Church and threatening to undermine his authority. Speaking during Palm Sunday Mass, he said that faith in Christ “helps lead us towards courage which does not allow us to be intimidated by the chatter of dominant opinions”. [timesonline]

One Billion People Come Together For Earth Hour – Europe’s best known landmarks — including the Eiffel Tower, Big Ben and Rome’s Colosseum — fell dark Saturday, following Sydney’s Opera House and Beijing’s Forbidden City in joining a global climate change protest, as lights were switched off across the world to mark the Earth Hour event. Check out the video of each city turning off its lights. [youtube]

Ford Sells Volvo To China – The Chinese car maker Geely has signed a deal to buy Volvo from US car giant Ford for $1.8bn (£1.2bn). The agreement, which was first announced in December, is the biggest overseas purchase by a Chinese car manufacturer. “Today represents a milestone for Geely,” the company’s chairman Li Shufu said. [bbc]

How To Buy Weed On Amazon – As California takes a big step toward legalizing marijuana, a synthetic and legal form of pot is getting attention. We find out why “K2″ is feared by potheads and conservatives alike. A herbal mixture sprayed with a synthetic drug that is supposed to approximate the effects of marijuana, K2—legal and available online—has local legislatures racing to criminalize it. [dailybeast]

The Future of Facebook – Is Facebook now “too big to fail”? I don’t mean in the sense that the taxpayer would have to pick up the pieces if it went under, but in the sense that the social networking service has achieved a position of such dominance in the online ecosystem that its eclipse is unthinkable. Is Facebook, in other words, the next Microsoft or Google? [mail&guardian]

Kim Kardashian Tweets Bikini Pics – Kardashian and longtime boyfriend Reggie Bush split early in the week and she didn’t waste time getting herself “out there” again. As she tweeted three separate photos of her body on Saturday. She started off the morning with a “Good morning kiss!” tweet, and a photo, then posted a full length bikini shot with a “Another beautiful Miami day on the boat!” and a few hours after that came a shiny, chesty shot.. [huffers]

Browsing The iPad App Store – Feverishly awaiting the release of the Apple iPad and all the goodies that go along with it? Well, now you can take a virtual tour of the iPad App Store, via a video that purports to depict the storied place. Yesterday, Mac Stories posted a video that an unnamed source sent them, showing the iPad App Store being utilized, as well as a selection of apps, including Twitterrific, OmniGraffleand OmniGraph Sketcher and Real Racing. [mashable]

Grace Kelly’s Forever Look – The rare beauty and stunning self-possession that propelled Grace Kelly into the Hollywood pantheon, onto the Best-Dressed List, and ultimately to Monaco’s royal palace were more than captivating—they were completely genuine. As London’s Victoria and Albert Museum unveils an exhibition devoted to Kelly’s style, which still inspires fashion from Hermès to Tommy Hilfiger. [vanityfair]

Armed Robber Raid Swiss Casino – About 10 men armed with pistols and small machine guns raided a casino in Switzerland and made off into France with several hundred thousand Swiss francs in the early hours of Sunday morning, police said. The men, dressed in black clothes and black ski masks, split into two groups during the raid on the Grand Casino Basel. [cnn]

Cell Phone Etiquette – Everyone carries a cellphone these days and whether it’s non-stop texting or loud public calls, there’s no shortage of ways to be completely rude while using them. Here are some tips for adults and children on how to be more polite about cellphone usage. [cellphones]

That’s The Way AHA AHA, He Likes It – A member of the 1970s pop music group KC & the Sunshine Band has been arrested after a 17-year-old boy said he had sexual contact with the musician, authorities said. The teenager said he had sexual contact with Richard Finch at Finch’s house in Newark, Ohio, the Licking County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement. [cnn]

Motorhead’s Lemmy Kilmister on Life as Jimi Hendrix’s Roadie – Before he became the legendary singer/bassist of Motörhead, Lemmy Kilmister logged time as a roadie for Jimi Hendrix in the late Sixties, picking up the bits of his destroyed stomp-boxes post-show. RS caught up with Kilmister at SXSW, where he was promoting the documentary Lemmy, for a look back at his time with the guitar legend. [rollingstone]

Victoria’s Secret Celebrate The Swim Catalogue Anniversary – You know what that means? A bit of Miranda Kerr, here and there. A bit of our very own Candice Swanepoel here and there. And yes, a bit of Alessandra Ambrosio, for good measure! You deserver it – have a stunning week! [askmen]

Child Prodigy, 13, Claims Age Discrimination Over Study In South Africa – Colin is a sophomore at the University of Connecticut, seeking a bachelor’s degree in ecology and evolutionary biology and another in environmental studies. But he’s been knocked off course by the university’s rejection of his request to take a class that includes summer field work in South Africa. I can relate – he’s an only child as well..[huffers]

Surely not? It’s.got.to.be.a.joke?!

Seriously – are you winding me up?

[source : timesuk]

[thanks brendon]

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Candice!

If you’ve just joined us – read the article below – it’s National Cleavage Day and we’re having a competition – winner receives a JT1 lingerie hamper!

ADD A COMMENT BELOW – OR SHOULD CANDICE WIN?

MORE BELOW..

For more info scroll down to next couple of posts..

Glen’s angel..

If you’ve just joined us – read the article below – it’s National Cleavage Day and we’re having a competition – winner receives a JT1 lingerie hamper!

ADD A COMMENT BELOW – SHOULD GLEN’S ANGEL WIN?

MORE BELOW..

Destiny and Foxy!

Linda!

If you’ve just joined us – read the article below – it’s National Cleavage Day and we’re having a competition – winner receives a JT1 lingerie hamper!

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