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  • LONDON PRAWN ATTACK

    02 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham in Cycling, Ex Pats, Uncool

    England rugby international, Stuart Abbott MBE (2oceansvibe Character, The Inside Centre ) is very knowledgeable in the way of the prawn. Having lived in both Cape Town and London for many years, he can spot them a mile away, especially when it comes to the bad habits they exhibit, without a care in the world for us, the more considerate courteous citizens.

    If they’re not carelessly cruising through red traffic lights, in full view of our children, or exposing their testicles (again, in full view of our children), another anti-social display of fuck-you-all-ness, is the annoying habit of leaving their alien-looking helmets on their heads when in a public commercial environment. Look at these fucking idiots.

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    Prawn freaks spotted in London

    Dubbed “prawns,” with reference to the unwelcomed aliens in the movie, District 9, it is a shame that these few pests ruin it for the rest of the cyclists out there who choose to set a good example, by appreciating the other people in their immediate vacinity.

    Can’t wait to see what Lance says about all of this..

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    • Stevo

      I’ll wager the London prawns are some of the worst in the world!

    • Jester

      Mmmm…I suspect Lance might be a prawn as well, sorry Seth.

    • Seth Rotherham

      JEster – he certinaly is a prawn and that is not the issue here. Do you reckon Lance dines in restaurants and does his shopping in full cycling gear and helmet?

      Let’s keep our eye on the ball.

      thanks for the support.

    • Shawn B

      Yo Seth,

      Thats i hard blow to us.
      Man that must be the most hardore Prawn Attack I have seen.

      Please stop the torture!!!!!!!

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