Comments on: THE NEW CONCISE SA BRAAI RULES AND PROCEDURES MANUAL http://www.2oceansvibe.com/2010/06/30/the-new-concise-sa-braai-rules-and-procedures-manual/ Work is a sideline, live the holiday. Cape Town Lifestyle. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:57:31 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: Dan http://www.2oceansvibe.com/2010/06/30/the-new-concise-sa-braai-rules-and-procedures-manual/comment-page-1/#comment-27130 Dan Thu, 01 Jul 2010 09:15:04 +0000 http://www.2oceansvibe.com/2010/06/30/the-new-concise-sa-braai-rules-and-procedures-manual/#comment-27130 ...continued 13) man drinks too much and passes out on chair outside by braai, beer still in hand 14) man wakes up 2 hours later very disoriented, looks around, realizes he has a beer, takes a sip, spits it out because it is warm 15) man stumbles into the kitchen and eats a few more cold pieces of meat from the refrigerator 16) man stumbles into bed, wakes up wife and makes a drunken, feeble attempt to mate 17) man wakes up the next morning and wonders why wife is glaring at him, having no recollection of anything that happened after passing out. …continued
13) man drinks too much and passes out on chair outside by braai, beer still in hand
14) man wakes up 2 hours later very disoriented, looks around, realizes he has a beer, takes a sip, spits it out because it is warm
15) man stumbles into the kitchen and eats a few more cold pieces of meat from the refrigerator
16) man stumbles into bed, wakes up wife and makes a drunken, feeble attempt to mate
17) man wakes up the next morning and wonders why wife is glaring at him, having no recollection of anything that happened after passing out.

]]> By: PM http://www.2oceansvibe.com/2010/06/30/the-new-concise-sa-braai-rules-and-procedures-manual/comment-page-1/#comment-27113 PM Thu, 01 Jul 2010 06:45:11 +0000 http://www.2oceansvibe.com/2010/06/30/the-new-concise-sa-braai-rules-and-procedures-manual/#comment-27113 (1) Woman buys pick 'n pay wors and overpriced Woolies chicken kebab fuckfests that fall in the fire. (2) Woman forgets to buy ice, enough booze etc. Man sorts this out. (3) Women stand around inside secretly watching man braai food. (4) Women wait for food to be cooked optimally before running around making a big song and dance about total irrelevancies such as 'salads' and 'cutlery' etc. Irrelevancies which they force on man who would be happy to eat straight off fire with hands. (5) Meat overcooks, men eat many of the chicken kebabs. (6) Women pat themselves on the back about wonderful salads, rolls, napkins, plates and cutlery while men cast despairing looks at burnt Pick n Pay wors and get kakked out for nibbling on chicken kebabs. (1) Woman buys pick ‘n pay wors and overpriced Woolies chicken kebab fuckfests that fall in the fire.

(2) Woman forgets to buy ice, enough booze etc. Man sorts this out.

(3) Women stand around inside secretly watching man braai food.

(4) Women wait for food to be cooked optimally before running around making a big song and dance about total irrelevancies such as ‘salads’ and ‘cutlery’ etc. Irrelevancies which they force on man who would be happy to eat straight off fire with hands.

(5) Meat overcooks, men eat many of the chicken kebabs.

(6) Women pat themselves on the back about wonderful salads, rolls, napkins, plates and cutlery while men cast despairing looks at burnt Pick n Pay wors and get kakked out for nibbling on chicken kebabs.

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