2oceans Vibe

Just because I haven’t mentioned them for a while doesn’t mean that the “ass flavoured foods” rage hasn’t been growing. Those of you unfamiliar with the flavour du jour which has swept the country may well want to start here to get a grip of what is actually going on. It is interesting to note that it is not just foods that have jumped on the bandwagon, but items as far ranging as household cleaning products. Ja. It’s true.

But back to food and no-doubt the result of incredible scientific investigation and experimentation, it seems Fruit & Veg City have managed to grow an “Ass Herb.” Given that one’s backside is not necessarily a vegetable or plant, the mind boggles at how they managed to get this right.

You have to ask the question, has science gone too far?

Ass herbs – all the rage at Fruit & Veg City

It is interesting to learn that whilst the essence of ass (the ass flavour and taste) has taken off like wildfire, so too has the colour. Not content with your classic blue, blue, orange and red vuvuzelas – it seems that an ass colour vuvuzela is currently on the market.

Lest we forget these another new entries to the “ass foods and flavours” hall of fame (follow link for more – including ass cream cheese, Ouma’s ass bread, Cola ass drinks and ass salads)..

Ass Cream Cheese – mmm…yummy!

[thanks doug, wayne, chris, juan, lee, lexi]