Are you a business executive? Do you find yourself tempted to remain at work until the wee hours of the morning, churning out directional missives, illuminating memos and pep-rousing employee bulletins? You may be adding too much douche to your vocab.
Not sure? Test yourself. Do you, or have you ever used one of these phrases?
Are you an employee, desperate to decipher the unholy midden of corporate jargon that your executive has lovingly penned for your benefit? Or do you simply want to figure out exactly what in the hell a TPS report is?
If you’re that executive or that employee, then boy; do I have the thing for you!
UnSuck-It is an instant jargon translation engine that helps you to trim down the bullcrap, and bulk up the English.
And if you submit a phrase that may be completely original in its douchebaggery, then the UnSuckIt team will get right on it for your linguistic development.
Check this out for a few examples of unsucked jargon.
Go ahead. UnSuck-It.
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