Well it looks as though gaaning aan about all things cool and geeky has finally paid off! But don’t fright, you won’t be subjected to just me. Oh no, there is a whole group of us who will be keeping you up to date on everything to do with tech!

That’s why they came up with this very fitting name – The Tech Report!

The Tech Report on eNews Channel
Starts 30 September – Thursdays 9pm

See what they did there? I think it’s right on the button! But don’t expect it to be anything remotely close to boring. Oh no, my friend – we’ll be tackling tech in the way that you have been dying for people on TV to tackle tech – in the coolest way possible, and in a way that you can understand what is actually going on!

Nicky Greenwall, who who stars in (and produces) e.TV’s The Showbiz Report is behind The Tech Report, so you can be sure it’s going to be pretty slick. We’re all dying for you to check it out – it’s been a blast making these ten episodes!

Check out the official vibe below to fill you in on what’s going down:

The Tech Report launches on the eNews Channel
Thursday 30 September at 9PM

eNews channel is launching The Tech Report, a new and exciting show that brings the latest technology news from around the world right to the small screen on Thursday, 30 September at 9PM.

The Tech Report features in-depth reports on the latest products, websites and gadgets available and looks at how the web is affecting popular culture and the media at large with specific reference to how these technologies are being utilised in South Africa. In addition, the programme will feature interviews and profiles on various technology personalities in South Africa and the projects that they are involved in.

The Tech Report will be hosted by 27-year-old, Wits Graduate Celia Ncalane and will also feature contributions from award-winning blogger Seth Rotherham (thanks), Car Magazine’s Juliet McGuire (you’ll remember Jules from CAR magazine’s “On The Back Seat” online videos), Digital Marketing Specialist Jonathan Allan-Barrett and Online Strategist and eNuus Reporter Andre-Pierre du Plessis.

Nicky Greenwall and her production company Greenwall Productions, produces the 10-part, 30-minute news programme which will adopt a similar formula as The Tech Report’s sister shows, The Showbiz Report and The Style Report.

Says Nicky Greenwall “The Tech Report is an extension of The Showbiz Report brand. It will appeal to the “tech savvy” as well as those who would like to become more technologically literate. I think we bring viewers a fresh take on all of the aspects of technology that effect our everyday lives.”

Stay tuned to The Tech Report on eNews Channel, every Thursday at 9PM from 30 September to 2 December 2010.

Ok, so you got all that?

I can break it down for you if you want?

Quite simple, it’s on the eNews channel (403) on DSTV on Thursdays at 9pm!

And it starts on September 30.

And yes, obviously I will be giving secret signals to you during the show. Just because I’m on TV doesn’t mean the vibe isn’t with me.

It’s always there!

Like now. Can you feel it?