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DumbDumb
#jason bateman
What do you guys think of this? Jason Bateman and Will Arnett in brand-inspired skits. They do lack the laugh-out-loud moments I was expecting and it is rather random, but damn I love Jason Bateman!
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Taylor Swift’s Wax Model Fails At Looking Like Taylor Swift
#madame tussauds
Taylor Swift is a “country music sensation” who I have had the privilege of never having heard.
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New Jersey Hobo Migration Patterns Are Being Tracked
#homeless
Well, sort of. New Jersey has a pretty huge homeless population. I assume this is what that show, Jersey Shore, is about. And that noble institution, the New Jersey Homeless Management Information System, has introduced a finger-printing system so they can keep track of when homeless folk are using the government-funded soup-kitchens and spas. It’s weird.
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Protest At Marie Claire NY Tonight (‘Fatties’ Update)
#fatties
Wow, people are still not happy about that chick’s post on Marie Claire’s website about fat people ‘grossing her out’. So how do the public plan on displaying their distaste? Do the exact thing that grosses her out right outside her offices.
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Table Mountain Goes Half Price At Sunset
Table Mountain Cableway’s famously popular Sunset Special starts on Monday November 1 this year and runs until the end of February 2011. Adults pay R90 per person return while children under 18 years pay R45 per person return after 6pm. Tickets can only be purchased at the Cableway’s Ticket Office from 6pm. Click for more info.
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Innovative Parking Solutions In The Northern Suburbs
#cape town
Parking is a well-known bugbear for the citizens of the greater Cape Town Metropole, some might even say the situation is reaching a critical mass. But the men and women of of the Northern Suburbs are putting on a masterclass of guile and smarts in the parking department. Thanks to Mike and Mike’s brother for sending in the evidence.
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Robot Vans Get From Italy To China On Autopilot
#automatic cars
God, I love living in the future. Don’t you? Four driverless, electric vans arrived in Shanghai yesterday after a 13,000km ‘test drive’ from Italy. They had no maps, and they stopped to pick up a hitchhiker on the way.
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The Wolf Of Wall Street LIVE In The 2ov Radio Studio This Morning
#Jordan Belfort
Some might say he is a villain, to others he is a hero. Say what you want about Jordan Belfort – his story is phenomenal. Which is probably why ‘The Wolf Of Wall Street’ became a bestseller the moment it went to print. He was a multimillionaire at 26 and was in jail at 36. Fill in the gaps with yachts, jets, parties, drugs and high-class hookers. Catch him live on-air this morning! Follow link to tune in.
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Jack Daniel’s Whisky Live Competition CLOSED – WELL DONE BRUCE TISSINGDALE!
#competition
Today is the big day for our four prizewinners who won a daily Jack Daniel’s hamper every day this week. Four winners, all aiming to win the big prize: Flights to Cape Town, VIP tickets to the finale evening Whisky Live Festival, not to mention 2 nights at the 5-star Cape Royale hotel with dinner include! Tune-in around 10am to see who wins! Today’s winner will be the quickest on the draw as we will read out a Jack Daniel’s question LIVE on air and the first one of the previous winners to call in with the correct answer WINS the grand prize!
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Friday Morning Spice

Angels After McQueen..Hells Angels Sue Alexander McQueen – The Hells Angels Motorcycle Club is suing the Alexander McQueen fashion house claiming it infringed the club’s trademark. It is also suing Saks Fifth Avenue, the luxury store, and online retailer Zappos for selling what the Hells Angels regard as offending merchandise. According to Fritz Clapp, an intellectual property lawyer for the Hells Angels, the items in question included a four finger ring that used the club’s winged skull logo. [telegraph]
Charlie Sheen’s Hotel Drug Fiasco Date Revealed – The woman Charlie Sheen was, er, entertaining at the Plaza Hotel on Monday night has refuted rumors that she’s a prostitute, but there’s no denying her lengthy career as a porn star. TMZ reports that Sheen’s guest at the swanky Manhattan hotel was none other than Capri Anderson, an adult film star the actor met earlier in the evening. [popeater]
The New Age Announces New Editor – Former Sanef deputy chair Henry Jeffreys was announced as the new editor of The New Age newspaper on Thursday, following the controversial walkout of the fledgling newspaper’s top five editors.His appointment will come into effect from December 1, taking over from Jeremy Shepherd Smith, the acting editor, who ran the newspaper in the tumultuous days since the former editor left. Has this thing even launched yet? [mail&guardian]
Mimi Is Pregnant – Mariah Carey is four months pregnant with her first child — a boy! — a source close to the star tells HollyBaby.com. The Grammy award-winning singer and her husband, Nick Cannon, have been tight-lipped about her pregnancy, but she is expected to make an official announcement in the next couple of weeks. Not sure what is more amazing – the fact that someone is having a baby with her, or the fact that “hollybaby” exists. [hollybaby]
Sponsorless Semenya Turns To Facebook – While her rivals battled for Commonwealth Games gold, and soaked up the acclaim in New Delhi, Caster Semenya was left fretting over her finances and wondering if she can afford to keep running. A gender test controversy and the ensuing 11-month layoff from competition has robbed the 800-metre world champion of more than just time on the track. [timeslive]
Berlusconi Paid Teen For Sex – Just five months after Silvio Berlusconi’s wife divorced him over his alleged affair with an aspiring teenage model, Italy’s prime minister has been accused of getting intimate with yet another young catwalk wannabe.According to reports in the Italian press, a Moroccan model known only as “Ruby” has told police that she had sex with Berlusconi at his villa in Arcore, near Milan, in return for a “cash gift.” Jeepers, this guy is unstoppable! [aolnews]
NASA Sending Astronauts On One-Way Ticket To Mars – The mission is to boldly go where no man has gone before – on a flight to Mars. The snag is that you’d never come back. The U.S. space agency Nasa is actively investigating the possibility of humans colonising other worlds such as the Red Planet in an ambitious project named the Hundred Years Starship. The settlers would be sent supplies from Earth, but would go on the understanding that it would be too costly to make the return trip. Nice one. [dailymail]
Scientists Will Soon Be Able To Record Dreams – A US researcher has said he plans to electronically record and interpret dreams. Writing in the journal Nature, researchers said they have developed a system capable of recording higher-level brain activity. “We would like to read people’s dreams,” says the lead scientist Dr Moran Cerf. Umm, ja, small divorce issue on your hands after you launch that puppy. [bbc]
George W Bush’s Favourite iPad App – President George W. Bush and former first lady Laura Bush may be BlackBerry addicts, but Apple’s iPad is their new must-have gadget. In an interview for Yahoo’s Newsmakers series, Laura Bush said her husband “loves” his iPad. “He reads the Wall Street Journal on it in the morning before the paper even is thrown,” she noted. And his favorite app? [huffpo]
Google Is Now Providing Servants to Its Employees – So much for the war on Googler entitlement. Amid heated competition for engineers, Google is trying a remarkable new perk: free use of “runners” to clean apartments, take out trash, cook dinner, run errands—whatever is needed.Googlers are being provided with credits on TaskRabbit, an online service that brokers odd jobs in five major cities. [gawker]
Original Darth Vader Costume Goes On Auction – Calling all the Star Wars fans! An original Darth Vader costume from the “The Empire Strikes Back (1980)” is expected to sell for between £160,000 and £230,000 ($250,000 and $365,000) at a sale of pop culture memorabilia on November 25, 2010 in London. Christie’s Auction House has received the jet black helmet, mask and armor worn by the space villain from an anonymous private American collector. [bornrich]
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Baby Monkey Rides Micropig
#monkey
If, like me, you had a quick look at the local headlines online today and were inundated with the usual reports of systemic corruption, broken party politics and violent crime, enjoy this video of a baby monkey riding on the back of a micropig.
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2ov EXCLUSIVE – The New Goldfish Video
#goldfish video
We promised we would get it to you first, and we weren’t lying! This video has taken things to the next level. I don’t know what the guy who made it was smoking, but it looks like it might be pretty expensive stuff! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the new Goldfish music video – GET BUSY LIVING!
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Humanity’s Greatest Hope: Alcoholic Whipped Cream
#alcohol
There are some products that offer depressing insight into the kind of marketplace we’re living in today. Sandwiches that use chicken for bread; drinks that give teenagers heart attacks; fixie bikes. But every now and then a product comes along that tells you it’s all going to be okay – and this, friends, is that product.
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People Are Awesome
#Awesome
It’s one more sleep till the weekend and I know that if you are feeling anything like I am, it just cannot come fast enough. So I thought I would pick you up a bit and give you some awesome inspiration – either that or you are just going to feel even more like shit after this video, realising you will never be this awesome. But, I am willing to take that risk for this video.
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The Progression Of Cycling Helmets – Introducing The Airbag [VIDEO]
2oceansvibers and norms alike will be aware of the term ‘prawn’ which is the ‘affectionate’ term used to describe cyclists. The term stems from their similarity to the aliens in the movie, District 9 – where the aliens were referred to as prawns. The defining feature is clearly the shape of cycling helmets, which mimics that of an alien’s head. All of that is set to change..
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Cross-Cultural T-Shirt Humour
#quality
I wonder how long this fellow had been wearing his nice green T-shirt around his village, without anyone batting an eyelid. Years, I’d say. And they probably still don’t know that old Xqa! on the drums is wearing a very humourous Irish T-shirt. Better yet, a T-shirt with the foulest of words written on it..
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Protection of Information Bill
#cape town march
CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA – 27 October 2010: Shereen Barnes joined hundreds of protestors and members of the media in a march from Kaizergracht to Parliament to protest against the proposed Protection of Information Bill and the setting up of media tribunal in Cape Town, South Africa on 27 October 2010. Protestors also marched to show their support of the Right to Know (R2K) campaign. (Photo by Gallo Images/Foto24/Felix Dlangamandla)
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D7 Rocks The Daisies
#rocking the daisies
Cape Town’s favourite acapella group, D7, made a special appearance at this year’s Rocking The Daisies music festival in Darling. Personally, I don’t know how they manage to get their shit together. Rehearsing is clearly the big one. But for me just getting seven mates to be at the same place at the same time, often requires an act of God. God was clearly there as we se in this video at the Daisies with special guest stars Ard Matthews and Butlers Pizza.
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Five-Year Old Behind Axe Cop Comic
#axe cop
Axe Cop is different to every other comic, if for nothing else than it’s written by Malachai Nicolle, whose name probably means nothing to you because he is only five years old! With characters like Avocado Man and Dinosaur Soldier, it’s a shoe-in to become my new favourite thing.
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New Japanese Robot Creeps Everybody Out
#actroid-f
It took me an embarrassing amount of time to figure out that the lady on the left is a robot. It’s the futuristic version of accidentally chatting up a mannequin, except like a million times more unsettling. Because mannequins don’t have powerful robot arms that can crush a man.
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