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Tuesday Tabs #211 – Candice Swanepoel As You’ve Never Seen Her Before
#nsfw
I know, it’s getting ridiculous. But what are we supposed to do? It goes without saying that any Victoria’s Secret angel who takes off her top for fashion WILL appear on Tuesday Tabs. It also goes without saying that any top SA model who does the same will ALSO appear on Tuesday Tabs. And it just so happens that Candice Swanepoel is both! NSFW fashion pics after the jump..
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How Does Shazam Work?
#shazam
Many of you will be aware of the mobile application called Shazam, which allows your phone to identify nearly any song playing in close vicinity. Incredibly, we often get into deep chats about how Shazam works, never actually doing the obvious and asking Google. That’s why I’ve finally gone and done it – I’ve found it all out – Just like that!
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Bad Brad Murder Charge
#murder trial
JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA – 29 November 2010: Former Big Brother celebrity Bradford Wood at the Benoni Magistrate court in Johannesburg, South Africa, where he was granted bail for his alleged role in the death of several illegal miners on 29 November 2010. Wood and four others face murder charges after four illegal miners were shot dead at the Aurora Grootvlei Mine in Springs during August this year. (Photo by Gallo Images/Sowetan/Vathiswa Ruselo)
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Get Whipped
#ali larter
All I need to say about Varsity Blues is Ali Larter and whipped cream bikini. Yoh, even as a female I had trouble breathing. And we all know that it is just about every guy’s fantasy to have his lady do this for him. So laydezz, get this alcoholic version of whipped cream and makes things even more interesting.
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The 10 Most Ridiculously Unnecessary Books
#books
Movable type is a technology that changed the world forever. It gave us the works of Shakespeare and Proust, religion and Die Son. It allowed mankind to document yottabytes of our collected history and wisdom. Sometimes, however, literature like these sneak their way into this prestigious collection of data.
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Duran Duran Cancels Tour To South Africa
#duran duran
2oceansvibe.com has just gotten word from a reliable source within the South African musical promotions industry that Duran Duran’s tour to South Africa, which was scheduled for early December, has been cancelled.
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Singapore Confirms That Banana Hammocks Are Undignified
#flag
Singapore’s national water polo team is in a bit of trouble with the Ministry of Information, Communications and the Arts for their latest uniform design – which places the crescent moon and stars from the Singaporean flag right about where a crescent-moon-shaped part of the anatomy would be if they weren’t wearing anything.
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A Weekend In Jozi – Featuring The Incredible Aqua-Dip Man
#weekend away
I cruised up to Johannesburg on Friday morning with La Muse, The Dude and Salty. We were up for the highly anticipated launch of the new MINI Countryman. I checked the weather report and it mentioned the late 20′s, so I thought we might as well stay until Sunday evening. I mean, there could be worse things than lounging at The Westcliff Pool, right?
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Dirty Skirts Today On 2oceansvibe Radio
#dirty skirts
Today’s 2oceansvibe Radio line up is pretty spicy.
We have the Dirty Skirts in at 09h30, chased by the editor of Playboy South Africa, washed down with a little Sex In The Mother City with Doctor D. It’s basically all about prescribed psychotherapeutic drugs, sex, and rock n’ roll on 2oceansvibe Radio this morning.
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Is This Your Dog?
#dog found
On the VERY rare occasion, we do tend to these kind of requests and I stress that it should not be seen as any kind of precedent for future ‘Lost Dog’ notices. This is in fact exactly the opposite – a dog has been FOUND and the people who have it are trying to find the owner. I’ll give three EuroMillions lottery tickets to the first person who wraps this up. Click link for details and please respond in the comments section.
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England 2018 Labels The BBC An “Embarrassment”
#bbc
South Africans have first hand experience of disappointment in World Cup bids after missing out in 2006 to Germany. England’s 2018 bid has seen nothing but controversy since then. Now the public broadcaster is climbing on the Bandwagon of Shame.
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Tuesday Morning Spice

40 Ads That Would Never Be Allowed Today – Now some of you may have seen a few of those old cigarette print ads – the ones where they claim that more doctors smoke Camels than any other cigarette. But how about the Marlboro ads which used kids to sell them? No, I’m not kidding. Or the one showing someone giving their wife a beating – you see that one? These may well blow your mind.. [owni]
Oprah Declares The iPad Her ‘Favourite Thing Ever,’ Gives Away 275 – Oprah Winfrey did her part to drive iPad sales for the holiday season, as the top-rated host declared Apple’s touchscreen tablet her “No. 1 favorite thing ever.” On her show this week, Winfrey unveiled her list of “ultimate favorite things.” Topping the list was the iPad, which she also gave away to the 275 audience members who were there for the taping of her TV show. [appleinsider]
Picasso’s Electrician Reveals Artist’s ‘Treasure Trove’ – A retired electrician in southern France who worked for Pablo Picasso says he has hundreds of previously unknown works by the artist.The treasure trove of 271 pieces includes lithographs, cubist paintings, notebooks and a watercolour and is said to be worth about 60m euros (R560m). [bbc]
Students Can Get MBA On Facebook – Anyone who’s seen the film “The Social Network” knows, Mr. Zuckerberg, the billionaire founder and chief executive of Facebook, is a college drop-out. But thanks to a pair of young British entrepreneurs, students who do want both a business education and the credential to prove it can now pursue their studies at the same time as they “poke” their friends, tag photos, update their relationship status or harvest their virtual crops on FarmVille. [nytimes]
Wal-Mart To Buy 51% Of Massmart – Wal-Mart plans to buy a controlling stake in South African wholesaler Massmart for more than $2-billion after scaling back its offer for the company’s entire stock. “The total transaction is valued at approximately R17-billion for 51% of Massmart.” In September, the world’s largest retailer launched an offer for Massmart, but the company later announced that it was to reduce its bid, following talks between the firms. [mail&guardian]
Inside North Korea – Exclusive Video Footage – A growing group of North Korean dissidents are risking their lives to secretly film inside the repressive regime before smuggling the tapes across the Chinese border to show the outside world what is happening to their countrymen. This video obtained exclusively by The Sunday Telegraph shows harrowing images of emaciated, fearful North Koreans suffering from food shortages and government oppression. [telegraph]
The Kardashians Cancel Mastercard – The Kardashians just gave a Notice of Termination to the companies behind their prepaid debit card backed by MasterCard amidst allegations that “it’s riddled with hidden, possibly illegal fees.”Although that wasn’t what concerned them. What they were really worried about was all the negative press they were getting since the Attorney General of Connecticut opened an investigation to determine whether or not their card violated consumer protection laws. [theblemish]
Roxette Coming To South Africa – Pop music duo Roxette will be returning to South Africa as part of their World Tour in 2011, starting in May.Brought into SA by radio stations Jacaranda 94.2 and 94.5 KFM and private broadcaster M-Net, the band that got their big break in the late 80s with The Look from the album Look Sharp! are expected to host three events, one in Cape Town, another in Johannesburg and one at Sun City’s Superbowl. Walking like a man, hitting like a hammer… [timeslive]
Hillary Reckons Wikileaks Is An Attack On The World – US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton on Monday called the WikiLeaks release of a flood of diplomatic memos an “attack on the international community” and vowed to prevent future leaks. “This disclosure is not just an attack on America’s foreign policy interests. It is an attack on the international community,” Clinton told reporters. Jeez, Hillary… chill! [news24]
Spanish Woman Claims Ownership Of The Sun – After billions of years the Sun finally has an owner — a woman from Spain’s soggy region of Galicia said Friday she had registered the star at a local notary public as being her property. Angeles Duran, 49, says she took the step in September after reading about an American man who had registered himself as the owner of the moon and most planets in our Solar System. And she has even worked out how to make money from it.. [afp]
Harvard Scientists Reverse Ageing In Mice – You’re Next! – Scientists claim to be a step closer to reversing the ageing process after rejuvenating worn out organs in elderly mice. The experimental treatment developed by researchers at the Harvard Medical School, turned weak and feeble old mice into healthy animals by regenerating their aged bodies.The surprise recovery has raised hopes among scientists that it may be possible to achieve a similar feat in humans. Sick! [guardian]
Stella McCartney Welcomes Baby Girl – Stella McCartney, the fashion designer daughter of legendary Beatle Paul McCartney, gave birth to a baby girl, Reiley, on Nov. 23.The new daughter is baby number four for 39-year-old Stella and husband Alasdhair Willis, E! Online reports. Reiley joins siblings Miller Alasdhair James, 5, Bailey Linda Olwyn, 4, and Beckett Robert Lee, 2. The new addition to the family came in at an even 8 lbs. [popeater]
Unemployed Father Of 10 Has Another Five – Britain’s most feckless father is having another five children – and is apparently ‘engaged’ for the third time in three months. Unemployed father-of-10 Keith Macdonald pays £5 a week to support his offspring. Buts that’s not what I want you to focus on. Please can you rather take a look at this guys exes. My God.. [dailymail]
James Franco And Anne Hathaway To Host Oscars – Actors James Franco and Anne Hathaway will cohost this season’s Oscar ceremony, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has announced. Telecast producers Bruce Cohen and Don Mischer have decided to continue the two-host trend from last year’s show, when Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin shared emceeing duties. But they clearly seem to be courting a different generation: Franco and Hathaway’s combined age (61) is less than Steve Martin’s. [insidemovies]
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Break Up For Summer
#boyfriend
Remember the days when you could get your best friend to break up with your boyfriend for you? Weren’t those days awesome? No guilt trips, no tears…Just a good clean break that didn’t even involve you. Well now there is a website that offers this service at a small cost.
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The Best Thing About Wikileaks: Putin and Berlusconi’s ‘Bromance’
#WikiLeaks
So a bunch of new information came to light with the recent Wikileaks release, blah blah everybody’s a spy, they’re planning on reunifying Korea, the U.S.is failing to prevent Syria arming Hezbollah, big deal. But apparently Russia’s badass PM Vladimir Putin and Italy’s pimp-daddy PM Silvio Berlusconi are fist-pumping bros!
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Jozi Weather Report Comes To 2oceansvibe
#jozi weather
It is well understood that there are two oceans on either side of South Africa and 2oceansvibe should therefore not be restricted to just Cape Town. That’s probably why we recently launched the “What’s the vibe in Jozi” segment on 2oceansvibe Radio and have also incorporated a 5-day weather report for Johannesburg as well!
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Ciabatta Roll With Ass Fillings
#ass flavour
I must say, had I known they were serving ass fillings, I would never have gone for the cheese.
Get yours now, at the Spar in Observatory.
So innovative.
So 2010.
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Cosmo Swimwear Fashion Show Review
#cosmo swimwear
Once again Cosmo dazzled us with a spectacular summer swimwear show! I felt really spoilt as I was given front row seats to show you first hand what the show was all about! Follow the link to see the fashion (for the girls) and the beautiful models (for the boys!)..
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Obama In Stitches – In A Bad Way
#Basketball
So there you are shooting hoops with some buddies on a Friday afternoon and bam! Your elbow connects the face of the most powerful man on earth. Naturally you don’t own up but wait for the world’s media to catch on to the story and identify you with the help of the Secret Service.
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Freshly Ground Today On 2oceansvibe Radio
#2oceansvibe radio
It’s a Monday, so to cheer you all up, we ordered a double helping of sunshine, and one helping of South Africa’s top Afro-Pop group, Freshly Ground. Moreover, they’ll be jamming a small acoustic set. Correct, your eyes do not deceive you. Click through for details of how to tune in.
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Monday Morning Badvertising – This Time From France!
#france
I don’t understand this. At all. I mean, I’m tempted to just leave this here and let you guys draw your own conclusions, but I feel like you’re owed some kind of explanation. Which is unfortunate, because I have nothing for you. Sexualized CGI animals. Using Orangina as a household product. In France.
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