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Kulula In-Flight Magazine Feature
I’ll be honest, my friends and I have been practicing the climbing-out-of-the-pool-with-water-pouring-down-our-faces men’s fragrance commercial ripoff for quite some time. Now whilst GQ allowed a bit of indulgence, it was only when Kulula came to the party – allowing such ridiculousness – that the years of training finally paid off! Morne Van Zyl took the pics and SA comedian Stuart Taylor did the six-page interview, which you can read if you click the link.
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Royal Wedding Final Report From 2oceansvibe
#royal wedding
Our royal reporter, Nadia Neophytou, was in London these past few days, and gives us this report:
“Something old, something new,
something borrowed, something blue…”Catherine Middleton, Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Duke, made true this Victorian lore, as her fairytale wedding unfolded in London yesterday. From the dress to her earrings and tiara, the details were carefully put together to bring the bride’s storybook romance come to life. But there’s one part of that tradition it seems was embraced by almost everyone that came out to witness the celebrations – the colour blue. And red. And white.
Click link to read the full report + images.
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Apple Rejects New iPhone Game, “Smuggle Truck: Operation Immigration”
#immigrant smuggling
A new iPhone game that’s been developed by a company from Boston, and that allows users to drive a truck full of immigrants through the desert while trying to prevent them from getting thrown out of the vehicle, has understandably been rejected by Apple Inc. The bigoted game can still be downloaded for PC’s and Mac’s though.
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Meet The Cast Of The UK Version Of Jersey Shore – Geordie Shore! [VIDEO]
#Geordie Shore
You’ve seen those orange Guido’s in Jersey Shore with names like The Situation, Snooki, JWoww, and Sweetheart. Now get ready for the UK version with the same custard-coloured, massive and ripped, carbon-copy cast but with UK accents. In this series they’ll do exactly what their American counterparts are doing with their existence: NOTHING. Meet them inside.
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Karl Lagerfield Has A Chocolate Sculpture Of His Boyfriend
#Advertising
But seriously! Lagerfield had a candy sculpture of Baptiste Giabiconi comissioned to promote Magnum ice cream. It’s wearing white briefs, and is placed inside of a room made of chocolate. There are so many comments to make about this that I am just going to report the facts and let you guys run with it, okay?
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Botox Could Make You Stupid At Reading Facial Expressions
#Botox
Although botox has the miraculous ability of wiping away years of emotional expression on your face, it may have the unintended effect of actually wiping away your own ability to read the expression on the faces of others.
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The Royal Wedding Vows [Video]
#royal vows
For those of you who missed it – here is a video of the royal wedding vows made between Prince William and and Kate Middleton today at Westminster Abbey. Click link to check it out.
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First Glimpse Of Catherine Middleton’s Royal Wedding Dress
#kate middleton
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Entire Himalayan Male Voice Choir Vanishes At Heathrow
#choir vanishes at heathrow
It’s understandable that one of the world’s busiest airports has been even busier during the course of the last week. London was expecting an influx of around 600 000 tourists alone and it’s now emerged that 10 members of a visiting male Himalayan choir have used the opportunity and “absconded”. Cue an interesting episode of UK Border Force.
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Interviewer Loses His Patience With Orly Taitz, Calls Her Crazy On TV Before Cutting Her Off [VIDEO]
#barack obama
Orly Taitz is the leader of the the “birther” movement – those claiming that Barack Obama is not a legal citizen of the United States. After his official birth certificate was however released earlier this week, she was interviewed on national TV and given the opportunity to apologise. She didn’t. See what happens when the interviewer finally loses his patience with her.
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Hey Guys, TomTom Is Sharing Your Data Too
#Apple
And you thought it was just Apple and Google! Gosh. TomTom has admitted that its satellite navigation devices can track users and report to third parties about how fast they’re going – like the police, for instance. Your TomTom is a speed camera now.Yay future.
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Royal Wedding Special Report
#royal wedding
Our intrepid reporter from the Outback of the Northern Territory, Bruce Manley, decided to pop on to the Flying Kangaroo and hop over to London to see exactly what is taking crocs off the front page of the NT News.
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American Fanatic Quits Her Job To Attend The Royal Wedding
#kate middleton
Okay, I have tried to stay out of it. I vowed that I would not get caught up in all the insanity surrounding this wedding. But come on! Some American woman has literally quit her job to fly to England, a miserable and wet country, to be amongst the throng of slags and chavs on Kate’s big day.
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Obama On Alabama Twister Devastation
#alabama twisters
A further tornado outbreak yesterday has killed at least 210 people in Alabama, prompting President Barack Obama to sign a disaster declaration to assist the clean up of the aftermath of the twisters. Tornados have been ravaging the southern states of the USA for days now, and the death toll has risen to 300.
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Friday Morning Spice
Digicape Selling Apple iPad 2 – The all-new thinner and lighter design makes iPad 2 even more comfortable to hold. It’s even more powerful with the dual-core A5 chip, with 10 hours of battery life. With two cameras, you can make FaceTime video calls and record HD video. And the iPad Smart Cover attaches magnetically and wakes up, stands up, and brightens up your iPad 2! Find your nearest store. [digicape]
Royal Wedding Eve: Crowds Swell Outside The Abbey - Each step has been rehearsed, each flower meticulously arranged, the aisle of Westminster Abbey transformed into a flowering avenue of trees. With just hours to go before his wedding to Kate Middleton, dedicated royal watchers camped outside got an unexpected surprise – a visit from Prince William. [timeslive]
Harry’s Royal Wedding After Party - Best man Prince Harry will turn Buckingham Palace into a nightclub Friday to keep the post-nuptial celebration continuing until sunrise. For those who may find the day’s formality a bit too stuffy, this bash offers an opportunity for guests to loosen their ties and let their hair down. Harry’s reportedly been working with friend and nightclub owner Guy Pelly to plan the big night, dubbed “Wedmin.” [time]
Kate Is Doing Her Own Makeup – Her face will be undoubtedly be splashed across the front of every publication across the globe but that isn’t stopping Kate Middleton from putting on her own face tomorrow morning before she makes her mark in history as Prince William’s bride and the future queen of England. The soon-to-be newlywed has taken several private lessons with London makeup artist, Arabella Preston. [popeater]
Yahoo Sells Delicious To YouTube Founders – Yahoo has finally found a buyer for long suffering Delicious. YouTube founders Chad Hurley and Steve Chen have acquired the company, says Yahoo, via a “new Internet company, AVOS.” We’re still gathering details, but here’s the official stuff. [techcrunch]
Gaddafi’s Forces Are Taking Viagra And Raping Women – The U.S. envoy to the United Nations told the Security Council on Thursday that troops loyal to Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi were increasingly engaging in sexual violence and some had been issued the impotency drug Viagra, diplomats said. [reuters]
Suicide Kits: 91 Year Old Woman Selling Easy Death On The Internet -The 29-year-old’s lifeless body wad found 4 months ago, covered up to the neck by a blanket. There was a clear plastic bag over his head, and a plastic tube running from the bag to an orange metal helium tank. Next to the tank was a white box, decorated with a butterfly, the box the plastic bag and tube had arrived in the mail in, with a book titled Final Exit inside. [dailybeast]
Facebook Investors Look For Exits – A group of Facebook shareholders is seeking to offload $1 billion worth of shares on the secondary market, a sale that would value the company at more than $70 billion. It would represent one of the largest transactions of Facebook shares to date and points to a growing wariness among early-stage investors and employees who fear Facebook’s growth cannot keep pace with its market valuation. [reuters]
Syrian Ambassador’s Royal Wedding Invite Pulled – The Foreign Office said it had decided Dr Sami Khiyami’s presence at the royal wedding ceremony would be “unacceptable” in the light of the killing of up to 450 pro-democracy demonstrators in recent weeks. Buckingham Palace were warned of the damage that would be done by the “horrific spectre of killing on the streets of Syria while the Syrian ambassador is in Westminster Abbey for the royal wedding.” [telegraph]
Rap Music Inspires Libyan Rebels - Libyan rebel fighter Jaad Jumaa Hashmi cranks up the volume on his pickup truck’s stereo when he heads into battle against Muammar Gaddafi’s forces. He looks for inspiration from a growing cadre of amateur rappers whose powerful songs have helped define the revolution. [timeslive]
Rome Prepares For Beatification Of John Paul II - More than one million people are expected in Rome this weekend for the beatification of Pope John Paul II, the biggest event in Vatican City since his death six years ago.
Hundreds of thousands of Catholic faithful will gather in St. Peter’s Square to witness the ceremony, the penultimate step towards John Paul II’s sainthood. [cnn] -
Tornado Drama From Inside An Airport – Video
#airport tornado
Tornadoes are just fascinating, aren’t they? So much force and destructive power wrapped up in a crazy cone of wind. In the last few days, the southern states of the USA have been hit by a spate of storms which have given birth to deadly tornadoes. Check out this video, captured by CCTV cameras from inside Lambert Airport, in St Louis.
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Utter Bull
#blue bulls
While I hate to be negative about sportsmen who are much more talented than I ever was, and try their hardest to perform well, I have to make an exception this week. The Bull’s second half performance on Saturday against a very average Western Force outfit was planlose* to say the least. Worst of all, it was without any capacity to change the plan.
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The Official Royal Wedding Programme
#royal wedding programme
The big day is virtually upon us now and the official programme for the royal wedding has finally been released this morning, a mere 24 hours before Prince William and Kate Middleton make it official at Westminster Abbey. The programme also includes a new photograph taken at the time of their engagement.
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Lawn Mower-Powered Wheelchair [VIDEO]
#hilarious video
In this video you’ll see a guy in a wheelchair holding onto a working lawn mower in order to cross a street busy enough to have a traffic light. Is he a differently-abled, improvising genius? Or simply the inventor of a motorized wheelchair powered by petrol and laziness?
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Antje Traue Cast As Villain In Superman Reboot
#antje traue
German actress Antje Traue has been cast as ‘Faora,’ villainous accomplice to the no-less-ridiculous-sounding Zod in the Zack Snyder-directed Superman reboot. Since we’re now assured at least one slow-motion high-definition Traue scene, the reboot might be worth looking at, Snyder notwithstanding.
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