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Gauteng Police Commissioner’s Rented Home To Cost R745 000
#gauteng gravy train
South African police commissioners have notably enjoyed the odd perk here and there when it comes to matters of their private lives. It has emerged that Gauteng police commissioner, Mzwandile Petros, is no exception to this common occurrence and has a new two year lease costing R30 000 a month.
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Tuesday Tabs #237 – Malgosia Bela
#Malgosia Bela
Małgosia Bela (born 6 June 1977) is a Polish fashion model and actress. Bela became a successful runway and editorial model in the late nineties, appearing on the covers of many international editions of Vogue, including Vogue Italia and Vogue Paris. Lanvin, Valentino, Jil Sander, and Versace enlisted her in their advertising campaigns. Follow the link for NSFW fashion images.
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“Virginity Checks” Forced On Female Protesters By Military In Egypt
#Egypt
Multiple news sources reported today that a senior Egyptian general has come forward to confirm that forced “virginity checks” had been performed on women arrested during demonstrations. This had previously been denied by military authorities, but general Amr Imam has not only confirmed but defended the practice as a protective measure for the women’s own good.
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Extreme Close-Up Of Kim Kardashian’s Engagement Ring
We featured pics of Kimbo arriving at LAX Airport the other day and although those sights might have satisfied some of the girls out there, I don’t think it fully gave you what you wanted – which is this – an ultra-zoomed in hi-res pic of the $2million rock in question. Put your sunglasses on and follow the link for the photo you have been waiting for..
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Punny Tiger Woods Headline: The New York Post Is Quite Naughty [PIC]
#epic
There comes a time in any man’s life when he is faced with a difficult moral decision. I was going to attempt to outwit The New York Post’s photograph, headline, and strapline on Tiger Woods, but I won’t. Instead I’ll present it as is, in all its symphonic brilliance. I’ll also give it the official 2oceansVibe stamp of approval for best Tiger Woods-related headline to date. It’s a pleasure.
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Why You Need To Watch Formula One Again
#formula 1
In my humble opinion, Formula One is a sport unparalleled in prestige, tradition, wealth, gamesmanship, sportsmanship and simple, old fashioned bravado. Sure, it’s had its low moments over the years, but name me a sport which hasn’t. The thing is, all this doesn’t automatically mean good entertainment. However in 2011, they really have got it right. Here’s why.
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Smartphone Cigarette Sharing: Marlboro ‘Bump A Smoke’ App
#apps
The concept for a Marlboro cigarrette-swapping smartphone app has been making the rounds – the idea being that social smokers would be able to trade digital cigarettes for real ones using bump technology, and ‘hardcore smokers’ would be able to redeem the digital smokes for real ones once they’d accumulated enough.
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The Pathology Of A Human Balloon
#ass
Proctologists world-wide get thousands of people every year wandering into their offices with things lodged in their asses saying, “Doc, I really don’t know how it got up there. I just sorta fell on it.” But I really don’t know what to make of this one: A New Zealander very nearly exploded after literally falling on a high-pressure hose.
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Persol “Steve McQueen’s” From Sunglass Hut – Pure Cool…
#persol
My extensive collection of sunglasses is well documented, and I can tell you right now, without hesitation, that this new pair of Persol “Steve McQueen‘s” from Sunglass Hut is EASILY one of my favourites. They are the epitome of ‘classic’ and the contrast of the light tortoiseshell frames against the blue lenses make me so tingly inside. I often need a little lie down after catching a glimpse of them in the 1964 Citroen 2CV rearview mirror, as I continue to gavotte from one cherry grove to the next, in and around the Luberon Valley of Provence.
Quietly enjoying the Persol Steve McQueen’s…
These Steve McQueen fold-ups will be hitting stores in July. But Persol are the brand of the moment so get yourself ANY pair of Persols at Sunglass Hut ASAP. Do yourself a favour and google Persol, then switch to Google images. Only the smoothest wear them… Follow the link to see how these bad-boys fold up.
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Holland Becomes A Lot Less Dope For Tourists
#amsterdam
Some people are calling this ‘tourism suicide’. The Dutch government has announced that by the end of the year, the marijuana-selling coffee shops for which the country is famous will be closed to foreigners.
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For Sale: Marilyn Monroe’s Iconic “Subway Dress”
#the subway dress
Now you could own the dress that was part of one of Marilyn Monroe’s most memorable scenes. Debbie Reynolds is auctioning off her vast Hollywood memorabilia collection on June 18 and it includes the white halter dress which the blonde bombshell wore on the set of her film, The Seven Year Itch.
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Pothole In China Swallows Entire Lorry [PIC]
#China
Thanks to China, I am officially never complaining about the state of our roads in South Africa ever again. A lorry (pictured) has fallen down a massive fracture in the road which opened up as the truck drove over it. Scary. This comes just after four other lorry drivers in February were lucky enough to survive after a bridge collapsed as they drove over it.
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Tuesday Morning Spice
Silvio Berlusconi Sex Trial Resumes Today - Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s trial on charges of having sex with an under-age prostitute resumes a day after his centre-right coalition suffered a crushing defeat in local elections. Berlusconi himself will not attend today’s court hearing, where his lawyers are expected to challenge the court’s right to hear the case. [heraldsun]
Zuma: Gaddafi Calls For Truce On His Own Terms – Muammar Gaddafi is ready for a truce to stop the fighting in his country, South African President Jacob Zuma said on Monday after meeting the Libyan ruler, but he listed familiar Gaddafi conditions that have scuttled previous ceasefire efforts. Rebels quickly rejected the offer. [mail&guardian]
SA Law Firm To Help Gaddafi In Secret Exit Strategy - A South African law firm is involved in a secret plan to defend Colonel Muammar Gaddafi if he is tried by the International Criminal Court as part of an “exit strategy” for the Libyan strongman aimed at ending the country’s conflict. [timeslive]
Eight Libyan Officers Defect - Eight Libyan army officers – including five generals – defected and appeared at a press conference Monday to urge fellow soldiers to abandon Col. Moammar Khadafy. The five generals, two colonels and a major spoke at news conference in Rome. They said they were part of a group of 120 military officials and soldiers who defected from the crumbling Libyan regime in recent days. [nydailynews]
Blatter Denies FIFA Is In Crisis – A defiant Sepp Blatter shrugged off allegations of corruption within FIFA Monday and said he would press ahead with his bid to be re-elected as president of football’s world governing body for the fourth time. Blatter will be the sole candidate in Wednesday’s election in Zurich. [cnn]
Swaziland King Cancels Silver Jubilee - Africa’s last monarch King Mswati III of Swaziland has cancelled plans for a lavish “silver jubilee” as his kingdom tries to claw its way out of a financial crisis, the government said on Monday. “The silver jubilee has been postponed indefinitely,” Home Affairs Minister Chief Mgwagwa Gamedze said. [news24]
The Hangover II Is The Most Lucrative Comedy Ever - Shattering numerous records, Warner Bros.’ The Hangover Part II grossed $137.4 million in its five-day launch at the domestic box office. The sequel helped fuel the best Memorial Day weekend on record, and grabbed the best opening ever for a comedy, R-rated or otherwise. [hollywoodreporter]
DSK Assembles Crisis Team – Faced with a legal and media onslaught, Dominique Strauss-Kahn is pulling together a crack team of investigators, former spies and media advisers to fight back against charges he sexually assaulted a hotel chambermaid. [reuters]
Man-Made Islands To Open In Seoul This Year - A giant steel float, which will be part of a “floating island” in Seoul boasting offshore entertainment facilities, has been launched on the Han River. The structure is part of Viva, one of three artificial islets to be built near the southern end of Banpo Bridge. The cluster of man-made floating islets will be used for conventions, water sports, restaurants, performances and exhibitions. [relax]
Apple Hunts Down Teen Selling White iPhone Kits – For someone who allegedly made contacts in China to import iPhone parts before Apple, started his own business (WhiteiPhone4Now.com), and pulled in tens of thousands of dollars in revenue–sometimes as much as $8,000 a day–it’s easy to forget that Lam is just a teenage boy still living with his parents. [fastcompany]
Lamborghini To Launch ‘Everyday’ Model – Italian supercar maker Lamborghini is considering adding an “everyday” model to its line-up, its chief executive Stephan Winkelmann said. Referring to plans for a third model, Winkelmann said: “We are going to have a third model. It has to be an everyday car. We want to have a car which is able to be used on a daily basis.” [reuters]
Woman Delivers Penis To Police As Crime Evidence - Monju Begum, 40, a married mother of three, was allegedly attacked as she slept in her shanty in Mirzapur village, Jhalakathi, about 125 miles south of Bangladesh’s capital, Dhaka. Mrs Begum told police that her neighbour Mozammel Haq Mazi, forced his way into her home and began attacking her. During the alleged assault, Mrs Begum said she was able to cut off Mr Mazi’s penis. [telegraph]
24% Of american Adults Have Made Phone Calls On The Internet - The number of adults in the U.S. who make phone calls over the Internet has risen exponentially in recent years. According to a survey released Monday from the Pew Research Center’s Internet and American Life Project, about a quarter of American adult Internet users have used the Internet to make calls. [mashable]
Brad And Angelina Are Considering Marriage - Though he has said the couple would wait to wed until gay people could do so legally, he now acknowledges that the timetable may change. “The kids ask about marriage,” he says, sinking wearily into a sofa. He takes a sip of cappuccino. “It’s meaning more and more to them. So it’s something we’ve got to look at.” [usaweekend]
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Getting Into A Car Like A Boss [VIDEO]
#Awesome
Some people will just always be cool. Take this guy for example – when it comes to making an exit, he’s pretty much nailed it. I love how he manages to hold his beer steady, climb THROUGH the car window one leg at a time without failing, and then drive off nonchalantly into the distance. Now that’s a real boss – respect!
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200-Year-Old Shipwreck Champagne On Auction
#aland
You guys remember that shipwreck they found last year in the Baltic, with the 168 odd ancient-but-preserved bottles of champagne? Well I do. And they did. And now two of those fancy old champagne bottles are going on auction because why not?
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Desperate Pedo Gets Arrested For Checking Facebook At An Apple Store
#Facbook
Facebook is highly addictive and a much better way to spend your time than say, actually living your life. So what would happen if your access was snatched away from you in an instant? Well one pervert had this happen to him, so he decided to act, by wandering into an Apple Store to check his account.
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Australian Senator Demands FIFA “Refunds” Bid Money
#aus want fifa refund
In a statement titled “Red Card for FIFA”, independent senator Nick Xenophon has urged the federal government to ask for a refund from FIFA of the A$45.6 million spent on the failed bid to host the 2022 World Cup, saying the bid could not succeed because of corruption within football’s world governing body.
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Godfather Of Rap, Gil Scott-Heron, Passes Away
#Gil Scott-Heron
Most people think hip hop is all about guns, bitches, and money. And rightfully so. But long before all this mess it actually started very differently, with one man proclaiming: “The revolution will not be televised.” That man’s name was Gil Scott-Heron, also known as the “godfather of rap” and the “black Bob Dylan”. He passed away over the weekend.
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German Hotel Holding Parties In Former Nazi Work Camps
#german
Please save your ‘holla-caust’ comments for the end of the article. Hotel Stadt Hameln, a four-star hotel in northern Germany, has converted an on-site jail into a themed party location, sort of the way the Nazis converted the jail into a forced labour camp during World War II. Some people are angry about this.
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Blitzbokke Win Edinburgh Sevens In Greatest Comeback Victory Ever
#Blitzbokke
A last moment try by Sibusiso Sithole won the South African sevens rugby team the Emirates Airline Edinburgh Sevens final yesterday. One commentator called it the greatest game he’s ever seen and many are calling it the greatest comeback since Lazarus
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