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We all have our lapses of judgment. But some of us make such horrendously poor decisions that one simply has to ask, “What were they on?”. Every week we bring you three contenders in what can only be described as a battle of small wits. So, with great pleasure we present this week’s three La Fee Absinthe-Minded Moment of the Week finalists. Inside we have Riot Kissing Couple, Crystal Harris, and the Julius Malema. But who claims the prize for the most mindbogglingly foolish tomfoolery of the week? Click through to find out!

Third place – Julius Malema

Yesterday South Africa celebrated Youth Day. It just so happened that the ANC Youth League decided to kick off its annual conference on the same day. Without fail, Julius delivered numerous derogatory remarks aimed back in time, but nailed it with one claiming that white children grow up with the idea that black people cannot do anything sophisticated. Fail, Julius.

Second place – Kissing Riot Couple

You would no doubt have seen the lead image headlining the Morning Spice today of the couple that were literally kissing during the Vancouver riot. Rumours as to what is really going on in the photo have the internet buzzing, as it does when something goes “viral”. Coincidentally, a post appeared on a Canadian website forum stating that she had hurt her ankle during a police charge that occurred moments before the image was shot, and this was why the couple were lying down. Lam agreed that he didn’t believe anything was staged about the act and also thinks she possibly hurt herself. Until we get the couple’s version of the story, we’ll never know.

First Place – Crystal Harris

Poor Hef definitely didn’t see this one coming. He even claimed via his personal Twitter account that he still didn’t know exactly what was going on after Crystal gave a radio interview with Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS FM radio show on Wednesday morning in which she stated she just “wasn’t feeling right” about marrying the 85-year-old. Remarkably, the tables may have turned slightly, leaving Crystal with the egg all over her face. Rumours have surfaced that she tried to sell the story for $500 000 to actually ditch Hef at the altar, and that she was cheating on him with Dr Phil’s son. Perhaps the pool at the Playboy Mansion is full of absinthe.