The Kruger Park Asks You To “Squeeze Mee Ass”

Lara is a vet-in-training, and spent most of this month putting her hands in animals. Whilst out fiddling with animals in the Kruger Park, she noticed that even the Parks Board is trying to cash in by introducing various ass-flavoured products.

In this photo, taken at the Skakuza camp kiosk, you will see three of the ass products on offer: The “Squeeze Mee Ass” and the “Crazy Pops Ass” seem quite appealing. However, I’m not altogether sure that I want to try the “Fruity Flow Ass” or the mayonaise flavoured frozen yoghurt.

Also available were a number of products called “Ass Magnums”.

Thanks for the intel, Lara!

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