First Mantyhose, Now Nail Polish For The Alpha Male

08 Mar 2012 by Simon Gerber in Fashion

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This morning I taught you about mantyhose, rather unfortunately. Those are at least worn under jeans, mostly. Something much worse has been brought to our attention by a reader – Alpha Nail. You know, nail polish for the alpha male. I am absolutely horrified.

From their website, www.alphanail.com

What do Roger Huerta, Chuck Liddell, Chris Leben and Dave Navarro have in common? They are all alpha males and they all adorn their nails with war paint. Why? Why not! For the fighter or the guitar picker, any normal nail polish will add natural strength to the nail and prevent chipping and cracking. But it is more than that. It is a statement… a proclamation of the inner attitude of the alpha. It is about having the confidence that says ‘I am my own man, and will decide the rules for how I live my life according to how I see fit.

The even provide a whole list of reasons why it’s manly to wear nail polish. Reasons like, “SEX: get more of it”, and peacocking. It’s even worn by an ultimate fighter, so it must be tough, right?

I’m losing my faith in men here.

[Thanks Devon!]

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