Mike Stone’s prom date awaits… for a price.

I was just thinking of doing something new. I was like, let’s try it out and see if it works. I just think they’re really cute and I wish I had one for a prom date.

This is what 18-year old Mike Stone of Oakdale, Minnesota had to say after he got an LA-based adult film actress called Megan Piper to agree to go to his senior prom (matric dance) with him. After peppering the porn star with over 600 messages via Twitter, she agreed to go with the burly teen if he agreed to pay for her return flight to Minnesota from Los Angeles, responding via Twitter, “If you can get me there, then yes”.

Piper was not the only adult film actress Stone barraged with requests to accompany him to his prom. He also approached a bevy of other porn stars like Eva Angelina (?), Bree Olson (??) and Jenna Jameson (???), as well as a collection of R ‘n B/Hip Hop stars (Kreayshawn, anyone?)

Unfortunately for Mike, his awesome prom plans have hit a few extra snags in the form of his parents, the principal of the school he attends, and the school district, all stepping in to prohibit the prom date from happening.

Re: his mother, who had no idea he was tweeting at porn stars: “She’s really mad about it,” Stone said after speaking with his mother. “She’s saying I embarrassed them now.”

Re: his principal, who called Stone and his parents in for a meeting after finding out about the teen’s plot to get his porn star on at prom: “He was saying that it’s not a good thing to do that,” Stone told the reporters later that afternoon.  “I said, ‘I was just doing it to see what actually happened.’ “He said I’m not in trouble but said I should get out of that stuff. He told me not to get into any more drama like this.”

The school district was a little firmer on the matter, according to Fox News:

Patty Phillips, superintendent of the North St. Paul-Maplewood-Oakdale School District, said that Piper, 19, would be prohibited from attending the dance because her appearance would be ‘inconsistent’ with two district policies pertaining to visitors to school buildings and sites, according to Fox News. The policy states that anyone can be denied entry to those events if the visit is ‘not in the best interest’ of the district.

Megan Piper’s hot prom beau @madmike42948 is looking for travel funds on Twitter… nudge nudge… wink wink.

Stone may not have his school or his family on side, but he does have the support of his (now) thousands of Twitter followers, and at least one teacher at his school.

[You’re] my new short term hero right along with Jeremy Lin and Tim Tebow. Have u started a fundraiser?

tweeted one fan, while another said,

[D]ude on behalf of us guys your a straight up g lol nice job.

As of now, Stone still seems to be looking for funds to pay for his date’s flight to Minnesota, and has made no explicit statement via Twitter or otherwise that he has abandoned his plans, though the school has threatened to arrest Piper if she appears on school grounds. He even claims to have a back up plan, if a not very well thought out one:

One of the teachers who works at my school is a security guard. He was telling me, if I brought a girl from a different school or anything, he would help me out and let them in for free.

Yeah, you probably shouldn’t have tweeted that, numbskull!

[Source: Daily Dot, Daily Mail]