Club Avastar Makes International Headlines [GALLERY & VIDEO]

Okes, you remember when we told you about Avastar earlier this month? The club with the flamefrowers, laser laaits, confetti masjiens, and fock masjiens? Well, it opened and got some international attention since we introduced you to Rivonia’s finest new establishment.

Boet, just one thing before you read further: please remember that what happens at Avastar stays at Avastar.

Soon after we covered the story, the club opened its doors to Johannesburg and Pretoria’s culture-seeking elite. Check out all the action below:

I know, right? More pics from opening night at the bottom of this page and on JHBLive.

Avastar has also been featured on several massive international websites such as io9 and Gawker.

This guy even goes so far as to call it “South Africa’s worst idea since Apartheid”:

[Thanks, Andrew & JHBLive!]

http://URL Andrew

I cringe!
http://URL Johnny

The blue boobs are something else and gives the PC crowd whinging material.
http://URL E

and THAT is why I live in Cape Town.
http://URL Jagter

Ha ha. Maybe we can pick up some fock masjiens and laaiser laaits cheap cheap on auction soon. Although it’s probably a mistake to underestimate the zefness of your average Souf Afrikan. This guy might be on to something.
http://URL Chen_Dogg

They need more colour in that club.
http://URL Louis-John

What is the definition of confetti….
When a couple marries, the man usually becomes the ‘Kont’ and the woman the ‘vettie’
L.R.M

hahahahahha they even got David Hasselhoff to be there for the opening of the club and he landed up cancelling his whole trip 1 day before coming to south africa with some lame excuse…. wtf David Hasselhoff bwahhahahahahaha of all celebs him, i still cant believe he wasted R31mill of that crap

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