Jen, our office manager, is moving on to a place where they don’t get discounts at Puma and MINI and, as a result, there is an open space at 2oceansvibe HQ. Can YOU make an invoice and a cup of coffee at the same time? Can YOU liaise with Seth’s butler and ensure there are enough staples? Do YOU have good breeding, a car, and an aching desire to become the lynchpin of the 2oceansvibe Media office?
Yes? This position might just be for you.
Responsibilities include, but are not limited to:
Buying birthday cakes for staff birthdays (critical)
Turning the coffee machine on in the morning
Communicating with clients in a professional manner to process invoices, insertion orders, and meeting requests
Welcoming guests
Delivery of competition prizes
Perks include, but are not limited to:
Holding authority – if the office is an orchestra, you are the conductor
Reporting directly to Seth (he smells good)
Exclusive staff discounts at all of 2oceansvibe’s partner brands
Random staff lotteries
A boss who won’t get all pissy and passive agressive if – God forbid – you need to attend to a burst geyser
A competitive, market related salary
Sound good?
INCLUDE IN YOUR APPLICATION:
A photo of yourself
Your CV
A short cover letter
Send your email HERE, with the subject, “2oceansvibe Job Application”
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