There you are, casually swiping left as another picture of a man with his shirt off bouncing his pecs graces your Tinder. All of a sudden, hang on, this guy looks a little familiar…where have you seen him before?
Only in that bestseller The Bible, darling. That’s right, Jesus has returned for the second coming and he’s looking for love.
Steamy. Where exactly might one find this bearded hunk of a man? Yorkshire of course. His profile also says he is 24 and has been jilted by glamour model Josie Cunningham.
I’m sure there will be no shortage of takers. He has a pretty important father, can turn water into wine and if his woodwork is anything to go by is very skilled with hands. We eagerly await the reality TV show.
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