Happy Friday – Here’s Trump With Toilet Paper Stuck To His Shoe [Video]

I suppose this is a giant metaphor for the day America is about to endure.

Happy Friday, good people – the sun is shining and we are all just hours away from freedom. Oh, you work until five on a Friday? Sorry for you.

Anyway, yesterday saw Donald climb aboard Air Force One with toilet paper stuck to his shoe, and we’re enjoying a good laugh at his expense.

We may as well enjoy it, because he’ll be incredibly smug later when Brett Kavanaugh is inevitably confirmed as the next Supreme Court judge.

Roll tape:

Can you imagine being one of those Secret Service agents, and doing a job that included ‘taking a bullet for Trump’ as part of the description?

One thing that many people are pointing out – why didn’t anybody tell him? You know why:

One more observation via Splinter:

Trump is also leaving his presidential limousine, the Beast, which has a fridge full of donor blood but does not, as far as I can tell from a few minutes of Googling, have a bathroom, so he didn’t use a toilet in the car. That means he’s been several different places since he last visited the bathroom, and no one told him about this.

Because they loved every second of it.

[source:splinter]

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