The year will be gone before we blink. And yes, we’re all dealing with more than we could imagine. Between COVID-19 and the US election, let alone the local carnival of politics, it is hard to escape the chaos. And so we turn to music.
UK to ban petrol cars from 2030. Bushiri’s great escape. Diana’s note found. Rothschild heir wins early legal battle. Hamilton matches Schumacher.
SA unemployment hits 30%. Headless body in Durbs. Biden take Arizona. Viral prisoners. Braless Caprice.
Trump: pressure builds. Investor hedges pandemic again. Rooibos settles. NYC waitress ranks celeb customers. Kylie ‘sizzles’.
‘Smooth transition to Trump 2nd term’. Body found near Durban shark nets. F1 drops GP. Spotify’s big purchase. Insane new MacBooks. EU guns for Amazon.
Trump’s next moves. Bezos sells $3bn Amazon shares. Queen wears face mask. Apple Macs to be like iPhones. Jude Law’s son a hit with the ladies.
Biden: “No doubt”. Bitcoin flying. Vanishing WhatsApp messages. Celebs marrying non-famous people. Kendall Jenner’s ‘midriff’.
More to come for Jooste. FBI closing in on Ace Magashule. Community kills alleged child rapist. Zero Covid-19 for Australia. Mariah launches holidays.
Terror in France. First openly gay Wallaby. NZ’s Euthanasia law. Agrizzi appeal. Scarlett married. 10 best Netflix thrillers.
Livestream Pokémon deal disaster. France goes hard. PS5 orders go nuts. Merc wants Aston. Bond crowdfund. Philippe nails Ellen.
Hunter Biden sex tape drama. Did MTN assist Taliban? COVID makes rich richer. Putin supports Biden. Irish crime boss arrested.
Did Becker hide trophies? Trailer park’s rent threat. WhatsApp payments. Tesla soars. More Matthew McConaughey revelations.
I have taken it upon myself to learn the different wine bottle size names, and then to deliver it here, for general knowledge hunters and posterity.
Pope supports same sex civil unions. Facebook dating app. Australia’s aged care sex assault problem. Worst job skills to have in SA. Llamas buried alive.
SA Health Minister has COVID-19. Linda Evangelista praises women accusing ex of rape. Trump might leave US if he loses. Queen cuts killer’s sentence.
Agrizzi rushed to hospital. Boning banned. French minister COVID raids. Airline food in grocery stores. Sharon Stone done with dating.
France second wave. Iran third wave. Half Great Barrier Reef gone. Under 12s allowed euthanasia. Beverley Hills bans Halloween. Tech gifts for early adopters.
SA Ambassador in alleged murder plot. Statues dropping in US. Facebook bans Holocaust deniers. Park town Boys headmaster fired. New SA junk food laws.
Trump wanted Superman moment. MDMA therapy. SA’s wealthy leaving. Phil Collins evicting ex-wife.
There are so many International Something’s Days, that the silly ones (most of them) tend to undermine the ones that really matter. Like the one I’m writing about today.
Did big tobacco assist lockdown sales? UK pubs to close. George Floyd cop out on bail. Electric use leads police to weed grower. Lawyer compares Britney to coma patient.
The victim’s incessant social media updates, her video confessionals and text messages with her husband form the central material of the film’s narrative.
My chicken eating prowess is known throughout my extended ‘group’ – it’s one of a long list of special skills I’m famed for.
Christo steps down. Trump has COVID-19. Heiress gets 7 years. The royal big spenders. H&M to close 250 stores. Ian Moir did well. Deleting WhatsApp saves insider dealing banker.
1st person cured of HIV dies of cancer. PM admits weed use. Capitec takes a bath. Tim Cook’s $114m bonus. CCTV footage of Kinnear killing.
Obscure game explodes. From TikTok to PornHub. Kinnear: top brass knew. One-off Ferrari. Kimberley Garner bikini.
Cop killer suspect in court today. Rat gets medal. Republicans break with Trump. Gigi Hadid gave birth. Cardinal resigns amid sin. Best MBA courses in the world.
I was recently taken to the CCMA by an employee who was dismissed at the end of her one month probation.
HSBC Ponzi vibes. Queen punishes Weinstein. Judge blocks Trump on WeChat. Second wave grips Europe.
I was going to write about my Monday, which saw roughly 12 humans coming at me between 8AM and 8:10AM, resulting in me pushing reset on the week. How does one push reset, you ask?