No-one loves a queue like the poms, so it is with great respect that our SA ex-pats have come out in full force to celebrate this favourite pastime.
Bizarrely, there still seem to be men out there willing to spend millions of Rands on auction, to take the virginity of willing women. Why that would appeal to them, we don’t know. But it doesn’t seem to be stopping. Meet ‘Elizabeth Raine.’
I’m not sure if you know this, but the Mount Nelson Hotel (or, the Nellie, as we like to call her) likes to reward South Africans for the hard work of living in such a beautiful country by offering specials that apply to SA residents, only. And they’re a flipping steal.
We have another long weekend on our hands, filled with action packed sports. As always, someone is offering ways to make your long weekend a profit filled break. Yup, this is the place to play your hand in sports betting with incredible odds and four out of fivers.
Hello ladies. Winter is coming, and you’re digging your coats out from the back of the cupboard. But you’ve noticed something – over the course of the summer you seem to have picked up a few extra garments, and now you’re in a bind with space. Double problem: you don’t want to give any of your stuff away to make room. So what do you do?
Tomorrow is a public holiday, which means that you may well be treating tonight as a Friday. Which is to say, you might not be treating it very well. For goodness-sake, the new phone that you forked out for barely has the protective film off the screen, and already you’re flirting with the idea of smashing it on the bar floor. Don’t be that friend that other friends can “only contact through Facebook for now.”
Here’s a pretty cool new schoolboy rugby highlights show, based of Facebook, but also available on Youtube for those who don’t book faces.
Not only is Marissa Christopher the alleged girlfriend (and baby momma) of one times Radovan Krejcir, but she also happens to be the daughter of a former Umkhonto weSizwe leader. Wow – it’s all happening..
A mother’s love is enduring, her sacrifices are many. Heck, the woman gave you life, alright? And at R999 per night per person including breakfast during the Mother’s Day Weekend (11 May 2014), you’re kind of out of excuses. Check out this amazing offer, below.
Do you know what the petrol price is in Cape Town? It’s R13.98 per litre. Do you know what the petrol price is in Jo’burg? R14.39. The consider this: we have no control over the oil price, which is set in dollars, and the Rand to dollar exchange rate stinks worse than a day-three Afrika Burn attendee. Quick heads up: petrol isn’t getting any cheaper, any time soon.
Do you see what’s happening with the weather today? Take a look. Take one damned good look. It’s gone to hell in a handbasket, and there are only a few decent days left. A dozen real stunners, if we’re lucky. You have to make those guys count – in that spirit we’ve put together this [...]
There’s nothing quite like spotting news anchors ballsing up, live on air. Even better is when someone compiles all the latest bloopers for you. Yet another reason to love Youtube! Enjoy!
Think about that for a second. TWO WEEKS. One thing I must say is they are very good at telling me on Twitter Direct Message that the issue has been ‘escalated’ and it ‘needs to be resolved,’
You won’t believe who just broke up. ‘Knox dealt fatal blow.’ SA elections are under way. Khanyi punished for Reeva comment. David Geffen wants Clippers. Google and co’s ‘Manchine’ race. iWatch in production. MH370 plane wreckage claim.
Fair Cape have been vibing with 2oceansvibe Radio for a while now, and we want to give you the chance to win big with the @faircapedairies.
Watch that video. Just watch it. Have you watched it? Good. Now we’ll explain how you shoot a video of that quality with a smart phone – exactly like those guys did.
George Clooney engaged. ANC shuts down Nkandla committee. Paul Simon arrested. South Korean PM resigns over ferry disaster. Max Clifford guilty of teenage girl sexual assault. Morgan Tsvangirai suspended by own party. LA Clippers owner’s racist comments dominate US news. Billy Joel talks heroin.
X-Men director’s obsession with barely legal boys was open secret. Bieber detained at LAX. Ferry families attack coastguard. Verdict: Can Malema be a candidate? Tony Abbott breaches royal protocol. FDA rules on e-cigs.
On Saturday, 22 March, Cafe Caprice hosted their annual Yacht party. Setting sail for the open seas, anchoring together in Granger Bay where DJ’s Yaron and the Skene brothers entertained. Check out this hot gallery of the event, below!
There are so many ‘private security’ companies around, it’s bound to sink into a haven of rule-bending controversial and violent operations. Vice magazine get stuck in.
Quietly enjoy the Daily Maverick completely ripping to pieces Oscar Pistorius’ claims under oath, about that boating accident he had on ‘the Vaal.’
Everyone knows that nothing goes more viral than a ‘banned’ ad. It did wonders for AXE deodorant, as well as Helen Zille’s ad for the DA. Julius is claiming the same thing happened to his ad!
We ignored this the first time it hit the internet because our eyes were bleeding. But now it has gone completely and utterly viral and we have to let you know about it – out of duty. Apologies.
Besides words like ‘Nkandla’ and ‘Oscar’ and ‘vomiting,’ the most exciting words featured in headlines today are ‘drone’ and ‘GoPro.’ Add ‘fireworks’ to that and you’re laughing. Watch this..
When Jani Allen alleged that murder-accused, Oscar Pistorius had taken acting classes before taking the stand in his defence, our interest piqued. When Oscar’s family denied the allegation, we believed them. It’s irrelevant whether Oscar took acting classes, or not. I mean, Brad Pitt never did. It turns out that loads of actors never did.
Remember when people were willing to pay full price for stuff? Remembering when paying full price for an HD television, set of golf clubs, or pair of shades was completely normal? That was before the internet. Ah yes, a joke. But there’s truth in jest. Access to the internet has led to an explosion [...]
Many would agree that the original Woolworths TV ad featuring Candice Swanepoel wasn’t capitalising on the Victoria’s Secret model’s overall sexiness. They seem to have addressed it this time.. Click play to watch the teaser.
MH:370 – now what? South Korea ferry death toll 100+. Oscar didn’t take acting classes. Man U manager out. Malema’s Louis Vuitton problem. Lohan had miscarriage during reality show. Leo to play Steve Jobs? Tiger’s ex tight with girlfriend.