We’ll say it until we’re blue in the face. The integration of technology and home life is revolutionising the blue collar service market. For example, if you’ve been waiting for your local security company to release a mobile app that would allow you to monitor, arm, and bypass your home via your smartphone no matter where you are in the world, then fire them. These other guys have that issue waxed.
Putin declares war. Pistorius trial kicks off. American Hustle gets 0 from 10. The Telkom / MTN deal. Medical Examiner gives official cause of Hoffman death. Mob sent hitman to whack Giuliani. And the worst movie of the year is..
Pistorius investigators meet Apple. Reeva’s dad suffers stroke. Ukraine president appears in Moscow. Egyptian military reckons they’ve cured HIV. And Hepatitis C. Bullock will make $70 million for Gravity. British agency intercepts webcam images.
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Elon Musk made $1.1 Billion on Tuesday. Bitcoin boss emerges. David Fincher to direct Steve Jobs biopic. The fate of drug cartel beauty queens. Man to jump off Everest. Google Glass bar attack video released. The Dalai Lama is not big on Hollywood.
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2oceansviber @sanitycheeks spotted something quite odd yesterday: Two tweets from the highly publicised @oscarhardtruth Twitter account were deleted. Luckily there is a screenshot of the tweets before they were removed.
Top Bitcoin Exchange Vanishes. Harry will attend Mandela service. Uganda publishes Top 200 ‘homos’ list. Ali / Liston fight might have been rigged. Mandla Mandela heading to trial. World boxing champ found dead. Robin Thicke tries to save marriage.
Not content with their eco-friendly courtesy car and equally planet-saving earthworm farm, the Mount Nelson hotel has another climate-change-reversing offering for Cape Town visitors and locals alike – electric bicycle rentals!
Tiger on the loose in hospital. Comedy legend dies. Uganda signs controversial bill. Baldwin to quit showbiz. Soldier tells Prince Philip he’s fucked. Sad Schumacher news. MtGox CEO quits. Bronx Nightclub murder accused threatened.
I spent a large portion of Saturday night consuming generous amounts of Haute Cabriere pinot, accompanied with some quality cheese and my newly acquired Louis Vuitton City Guide box set. Hours drifted away as I engrossed myself in New York, Paris and Hong Kong. Just the tip of the iceberg..
HBO, who have a habit of launching awesome series (Thrones, Boardwalk, Sopranos, Girls etc.), have a new one about to drop and it’s called ‘Silicon Valley.’ It looks pretty damn funny. Click through to see the trailer.
By now you would have been bust with a dubious images in your phone’s camera roll. Usually these dubious images come from friends who sent them to you in Whatsapp. This is how you ensure they stay in Whatsapp..
Most wanted drug kingpin captured. Murdoch’s new NY pad costs over R600 million. It’s all over for Piers Morgan. Ukraine’s president flees. New smartphone will cost under R300. Sean Parker hardly checks his Facebook messages.
Yup, that’s the vibe the Sunday Times are going for this morning, and it looks like the state has evidence too – by way of the surfing history on one of Pistorius’ phones. How this will look in the eyes of a judge presiding over a murder case, is anyone’s guess.
Hoffman’s will directs son away from Hollywood. Things get worse in Ukraine. Rebekah Brooks beats first charge. One person wins $400 lottery. Bernie Ecclestone supports Putin’s gay-rights stance. North/South Korea family reunions. Lara Stone / Cindy Crawford’s nude photo shoot.
Facebook buys Whatsapp for $19 billion. Tony Blair advised Brooks during hacking scandal. Waterkloof two stay in custody. Ukraine truce. Hoffman’s will. New drug kills leukemia in 88% of patients. Woman raped and strangled on cruise ship. Joffe for Adcock chairman.
And I mean that in a good way! I recently gave up driving long distances to visit my family dentist, and opted rather for someone in Green Point. My goodness, was I surprised! It’s amazing how accepting we are of prehistoric stuffy old medical services..
Prince Charles has been spotted engaging in a ‘sword dance’ during his three-day tour of the Middle East. A recent photo shows him in a full traditional Saudi outfit.
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Google uses the word ‘glasshole.’ Woody Allen heckled in theatre. Transport minister admits E-Toll system is faulty. SA drug mule freed. Bronx nightclub testimony reveals tik use. Nigerian restaurant serves human meat. Woman shocked at video of her dog on boyfriend’s phone.
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Co-pilot hijacks own plane. Kony’s No.2 dead. Eminem demands pickles backstage. Another British Neknomination death. Google closes in on eliminating passwords. Abba’s crazy outfits were a tax dodge. Maddox is growing up fast! UN lambastes North Korea in damning human rights report.
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Viber messaging app sold. Did camera cause Schumacher injury? You won’t believe what mass murderer Anders Breivik is on hunger strike for. NASA reveals truth about weird rock. Snake bite kills Snake Salvation pastor. Local road rage incident leaves man dead. Corpse found on SAA plane.
Spoof news network, The Onion have produced an insert titled, ‘Olympic Village Tour: See Where The Athletes Live, Train And Fuck Each Other,’ and it’s pretty much exactly that. Take a look inside the dorms, restaurants, and gymnasiums where these modern day gods and goddesses go crazy on each other’s perfect bodies.
That’s what Carte Blanche are tuning about this coming Sunday’s Oscar Pistorius special they’re flighting. They are referring to it as the ‘trial of the century’ so best you prepare this Sunday for exactly that. Read this:
Anyone who has investigated buying outdoor furniture will know of the rude surprise that greets you, when you start shopping around. But don’t fret, we’ve found the cause (and the solution).
Kendall Jenner modelled for Marc Jacobs in New York yesterday, and in a sight not at all unfamiliar on a high fashion runway, she was wearing a see-through top. The teenager signed with The Society Management model agency in November in a bid to – wait for it – be taken more seriously. The same modelling agency represents Liu Wen, Adriana Lima, Tao Okamoto and Lindsey Wixson.
“Malema will be president.” Hacker steals $2 million Bitcoins. Man takes Spur to ASA. Apple sells more computers than all PCs combined. Kids story to cops after crashing will make your day. Doggie daycare on the rise in SA. Sex at the Olympics..