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Trump runs for president. SA soldiers were held hostage in Sudan. US gets involved in fight against Boko Haram. Search for escaped convicts goes cold. Nadal is crashing. Pope’s climate change message leaked. Rihanna’s new beau.
For my Jewish friends who secretly eat bacon on the side, this won’t be much of a revelation for you. But for those of you trying to genuinely avoid pork – this one’s for you 😉
Dominique Strauss-Kahn verdict. Danny Jordaan electricity scandal. Dorsey returns to Twitter with outrageous beard. Bashir barred from leaving SA. Queen of Versailles death mystery deepends. Biebs and Hailey in lurrrve.
Massive African free-trade zone revealed. FIFA headquarters hit. Branson’s staggering new paternity policy. DA MP keeps job after sexual harassment guilty verdict. Glass found on Mars. Ice-Age camel DNA found. Sanral is in huge debt.
FIFA’s new movie did badly. Apple Music launches. Heroes stop suicide bomber. Lion loose in Bloem. Elton John’s Hitler comment. SA visa drama getting worse. Pistorius had anger management classes. HSBC to axe 25k jobs. Clint Eastwood was rude about Caitlyn.
Blatter, Mbeki discussed deal. Berlusconi sells AC Milan. Turkey ruling party shock. Miss SA attack. French Open results. American horse becomes sensation. Tom Hanks’ son trashed hotel room. Angelina and Brad fly economy class. Kate Moss thrown off plane.
1983 murder convicts pardoned. Batman gunman felt relief after shooting. Massive US data breach points at China. Danny Jordaan is very chilled. FNB launches mobile network. World’s first skull transplant. Snoop goes hard at Caitlyn Jenner.
FIFA official admits taking SA bribe. Lion victim was Game of Thrones editor. SA government wants female spies. Apple recalls fire risk speaker. Nadal bounced from French Open. Revenge porn woman set to make history. Crowe apologises for casting Emma Stone.
Zuma giggles as minister threatens “I will fuck you up.” Fifa officials arrested. Wozniak calls Snowden ‘hero.’ Scores dead in Texas flood ‘tsunami.’ Staggering world internet use numbers. ‘The Jaw’ has given birth. Kylie trying hard.
BB King poisoned? Cape hiker search called off. Massive Time Warner deal. Penisless boy heads for Cape Town. Fighter jets escort Air France to New York. Apple’s Ive gets big promotion. Kris pimps Kendall to F1 driver.
Previously unseen photographs of Camps Bay’s most celebrated mansion – Enigma – have gone online and can now be seen for the first time.
PayPal fined for deception. Rose of Soweto arrested. Janice Dickinson sues Cosby. Spotify’s big announcement. Lewis Hamilton decides. Adopted son to marry dad. Leonardo’s handbag duel with Paris Hilton. Morph is making a comeback.
Panayiotou’s mistress lawyers up. Paedophile’s sentence reduced as it wasn’t kid’s first time. Germanwings remains identified. Google and Twitter play nicely. Migrants spent 4 months at sea. Simon Cowell’s massive movie plans. Game of Thrones controversial rape.
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Isis take control of key city. Clintons made big cash last year. Google makes big search results ‘buy’ move. Nepal quake toll is highest on record. Jay Z disses Apple. Restaurant closed for serving human flesh. Charlize and Angelina are best mates.
And when we say free whisky, we’re not talking about any whisky – we’re talking about Jack Daniel’s. Now look at how out of hand this competition has got.
Elon Musk is worried. Pietersen lashes out at England. North Korean killed for sleeping. Kerry meets Putin. Kanye mocks Bush. 5 dead in massive US train wreck. Man jailed for wedgie. Inside LA’s famous VIP sex club.