As usual, it wasn’t easy picking this week’s ‘Naughty Hipster Of The Week’ – our weekly competition exposing local hipsters who go that extra mile to celebrate their vibe. But one guy stood out headphones and shoulders above the rest.
Schalk Burger ‘stable’ in hospital. Bitcoin clears $200. US student stabbing rampage. J Arthur Brown admits fraud. 14-year-old kid about to play Masters. Pirated porn in the Vatican. Charlize and Seth dating? Rihanna single again. $1billion art donation.
We received this from readers a number of times this week and the reason why we didn’t post it, was we didn’t see the joke. This looks pretty normal to us. I mean, this is exactly what they’re like. Right?
Roman Abramovich must be so upset about this. I would be. When you build yourself the biggest yacht in the world, having the biggest yacht IS a big deal. That’s how these guys work. And now Roman’s just going to have to DEAL with this beast, dubbed ‘Azzam.’
2oceansvibe has received reports of a possible jumper at Mandela Rhodes Place, Cape Town. Wale Street has been closed, as a result.
Pure quality.. and so it should be at over 6 million views. That’s what we in the industry refer to as ‘viral.’
Wow, it didn’t take long for this book to appear on Amazon. ‘Pieces of the Puzzle: A Guide to the Oscar and Reeva Case’ by Laurie Claase, was made available on Kindle just a week ago, for you to download at your leisure.
Putin reacts to topless protestor in his face. People confused Thatcher death with Cher yesterday. Elon Musk responds after Sarah Palin calls his car a ‘loser.’ Thieves steal 9 tons of Nutella. Trojan turns your PC into a Bitcoin mining slave.
It won’t be long before your mother starts asking questions about Bitcoins – that’s how big this thing has blown up in recent weeks. So best you prepare to answer all her questions, with this handy guide.
Matt Silver-Vallance planned and executed a bold stunt to raise funds for the Nelson Mandela Children’s Charity. He took off from Robben Island using just helium balloons and found himself floating as high as Table Mountain.
The last memorable British Prime Minister since Winston Churchill, has died. Dubbed ‘The Iron Lady,’ Margaret Thatcher died this morning after suffering a stroke.
Facebook charging up to R150 to message celebs and non-friends. Mandela out of hospital. Obama apologises for ‘sexist’ comment. S Korea reckons N Korea will strike on Wednesday. Penis poster woman fined. Jay-Z and Beyonce in hot water over Cuba trip.
Lance Armstrong bounced from swimming event. NKorea moves missiles. Courtney Love swears in new e-cigarette ad. Man sells Porsche for 300 bitcoins. Incredible pic of Virgin’s spaceship, in space. New ‘no-ball’ in cricket. Ad for new Facebook ‘Home.’
Tune in to The Premier Show tomorrow morning on 2oceansvibe Radio (2ov.fm) with Seth and Bruce, and find out why it’s SA’s #1 online radio show. We’ll be drinking Jack Daniels and interviewing F1 legend, Mika Hakkinen!
Trevor Manuel says government should stop blaming apartheid. NKorea says ‘moment of explosion’ is near. Norway schools reschedule exams to accommodate Justin Bieber. They’re making a catholic sex abuse film. Jay Leno replaced. 200 rhinos killed this year.
The saying goes, ‘if you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail.’ But in some cases preparation can lead to a FAIL, like when the Universal channel (channel 117) accidentally released a Nelson Mandeal obituary ad last night.
I have just settled down next to the heated pool. This after a game of tennis, some brekkie and a 10 minute steam followed by a shower. Things could be worse. How other hotels can claim to be 5-stars, I don’t know.
The hipster we chose for this week is so naughty, he could be the naughty hipster of the month! Make sure you’re sitting down.
Pope wants to fix Vatican bank. Obama gets brain happy. Gaddafi’s daughter set fire to her host’s house. Presidency more angry with M&G. Who created the bitcoin? The Queen got a pay rise. Scotland has a spacecraft.
If you were wondering how Goldfish were ‘doing’ overseas, do yourself a favour and watch this video. Make sure you’re sitting down.
Total Bitcoin value passes $1 billion. Pope mentions NKorea during Easter message. ANC says M&G are ‘pissing on graves’ of our troops. SA born ‘Pope of Pop’ dies. More Bieber drama. Ex-Rwanda king living in poverty in US. Gosling flips out.
If you thought it was ‘a small world,’ honey, it’s just got smaller. 1 X naughty hipster, Simon B has come forward to claim his pair of Pumas. And wait until you see his proof that he was this week’s naughty hipster.
These babies have been a part of the vibe for a VERY long time. Easily more than five years. But you know what they say – true love is in the letting go.
Think about that for a second. Even if you win the mammoth R1.5 billion Euromillions lottery, you won’t even be able to afford it. How rude is that? You’ll never guess where it is..