These pics were recently sent in by a 2oceansviber caught in today’s flooding. ‘Ell, but it’s wet hey?
If you’ve missed the trailer for the late-November release of the Nelson Mandela biopic, ‘Long Walk To Freedom,’ check it out here. It’s set to be a cracker and it’s starring a pedigree cast.
Sheena DEEPnarain was a model and even a cheerleader, but now she works for Gupta-TV. She has penned an open letter, following the disastrous start ANN7 received last week. Here it is.
Only read this if you like the sound of 5 nights in Helsinki + travel visas + spending money + expenses covered + a MINI Countryman for use during your trip + travel. The MINI NOT NORMAL competition is off the charts!
A little skim over the comments under the various Gupta TV fail videos, reveals a minority rooting for the presenters – saying it’s not their fault. Blaming rather the production team or the teleprompter operator. To those commentators, I have this to say to you.
The PUMA Slipstream made way as an iconic sneaker silhouette in 1988 when it was adopted by basketball players and sneakerheads for its colossal style and unique design. Now they’re back and people are losing their marbles.
Guess who plays the next Batman? Gupta TV clips go viral. UN sending official to Syria. Drug mules might be jailed 3 years before trial. Baby spontaneously combusts. Custom bicycle hits 128 km/h. Zuma to appeal spy tapes order.
We trust you caught the last Gupta-TV sports report clip we posted (here), which was incredibly amazing. But I’m afraid it does not compare to this one. This is very special.
If you’ve been following the whole Jack Daniel’s stolen statue saga, (here, here and here) you will thoroughly enjoy this threatening email we received from one Simon H:
Oh my God – stop it! How stunning are these sweet ankle high boots? Great for staying dry on dewy grass without getting hot! Every girl we have shown this to has PLUTZED! You can buy them RIGHT NOW and they will be delivered to you pronto!
So well done to all our intrepid sleuths out there who sent through information regarding the tip-off we received the other day from an anonymous reader. We have now the exact location of the statue – but all its not as it seems..
Throughout human history, gemstones were prized as precious jewels. Their value was, as you can imagine, a coupling of their rarity and their aesthetic value. And then the diamond came along, and hogged the limelight for for most of the 20th century. Well an interesting thing is happening, friends. Gemstones are emerging from the long, shadowy attention oppression of the diamond.
Overworked Merrill Lynch intern dies. Sharapova is changing her name. SA child-porn ring busted. US teens arrested for killing Australian ‘for fun.’ Capitec outshines the rest. ‘N Sync are back. Kodak lives. Pule is an idiot.
Last week we retweeted a picture of what seemed to be a new Savanna variant or possibly an entirely new product. We have been standing by for comment from Savanna – and we finally have it.
The cool thing about Attica is they have a nice, neat and tidy website which showcases all of their awesome gear. Including lounging ‘island,’ sofas, chairs, ottomans, cubes and cocktail tables. And it’s larny stuff for massively competitive prices. Better than the rubbish you find on gumtree. Check it out.
World’s richest self-made woman dies. Police probe new Diana murder claim. Hacker breaks into Zuckerberg’s timeline. They’ve approved oil drilling in the Amazon rainforest. CIA comes clean about Area 51. Stuntman blames internet for fellow-stuntman’s death.
The Sunday Times has revealed today that ballistic tests show Pistorius did not have his legs on when he shot and killed Reeva Steenkamp. The prosecution will be painting a picture of an aggressive trigger-happy character. Click through for the police case:
Look, prevention is better than cure. If you’re the curator of a small consumer goods boutique of any kind, the guardian of the office stationary cupboard, or the curator f the home bar, you’ll know that “shrinkage” can get out of hand pretty quickly. If you’re battling sticky fingers, get your hands on this quick [...]
You gotta love the options available for billionaires on their superyachts. They refer to the boats that take you to shore as tenders and the the other gadgets (submainres etc.) as toys. These are our faves..
China buying up SA newspapers. NUM won’t be at the Marikana commemoration. Obama condemns Egypt violence. Teachers ‘duck and dive’ bullets in Cape Town. Agliotti to take on SARS. Google/Microsoft war. Weekend sports multiple for you to cash in.
Cast your minds back about a year or so ago. You’ll recall we offered you, the fans, an incredible multiple sports betting opportunity – and a handful of you won hundreds of thousands of Rands – not to be sniffed at. Well, it’s back, but this time you have total control of your own multiple bets – that’s right, you can create your own.
We very much doubt that Candice knows this is going on, but we have evidence that she is being used as the face of a strip club called Charlie, in Barnaul, Russia.
I was astounded the other day when I went to Cafe Caprice and saw someone paying full price for their lunch and bar tab. It was then I realised that some of you clearly aren’t in the loop. Shame, man. I suggest you read this with great urgency.
You need headphones that can block out the associated noise of a busy office, namely background chatter, keyboard clattering, the whirring of computer fans, and the endless static from your building’s air conditioner. Why? Because your productivity is suffering. And don’t even get me started on travel
Whilst we are very pleased to learn that the Jack Daniel’s statue is alive and well, we still don’t know where it is. We were sent in these pics anonymously. Does anyone know where this is?