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Gizoogle, Because Googling In Snoop Dogg Slanguage Is Just Better
18 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / No Comments
What are you doing for the rest of the afternoon? Don’t pretend like you are actually working, because we know you are not. It’s way passed the hour of the Cape Town Friday Rule, and it’s time to get your Gizoogle on my nizzle.
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“Vast Majority Of South Africans” Welcome TopTV Porn Bouquet
18 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / 1 Comment
Struggling TopTV, currently under business administration, wants to launch three TV channels called Playboy TV, Desire TV and Private Spice as soon as possible as a way to bring in the money.
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9 Million Views: The Sandy Hook Shooting – A Conspiracy Fully Exposed [VIDEO]
17 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / 3 Comments
Late last year, a shooting massacre occurred in the United States, of America, that has since led to widespread condemnation of gun laws in that country. Conspiracy theories have also emerged.
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Everything You Need To Know About The Next BlackBerry: Leaked Training Presentation
17 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / 1 Comment
Earlier this week, we told you about the 15 000 (at least) new app submissions that BlackBerry is planning on launching alongside the launch of its new smartphones and OS. Here is a good look at a lot more information ahead of that launch. Rogers is a Canadian wireless carrier and has started training its [...]
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12 Incredible Lance Armstrong Dope-Denying Quotes, Made Before Going On Oprah
17 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / 2 Comments
The man previously hailed as the greatest cyclist of all time, Lance Armstrong, thoroughly enjoyed denying using performance enhancing drugs. Click through to enjoy some of his best denials.
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Couple Told To Stand Closer To Rhinos For Photo, Get Attacked
16 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / 3 Comments
Wild animals are unpredictable. You can train them to do things, but they will always remain unpredictable. Even a fluffy pet cat is unpredictable. But at least a fluffy pet cat doesn’t have a horn that can literally pierce your body.
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Winning: How To Write Your Wall Street Internship Cover Letter
16 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / No Comments
Every now and then a little gem of a potential employment situation ends up grabbing people’s attention. That’s exactly what this brilliantly honest internship cover letter achieved. Click through for some sincere insight.
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[UPDATED] Amplats Plans To Cut 14 000 Jobs, Government Is Shocked, Workers Strike
16 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / No Comments
Gasp, horror, shock. The poor government didn’t see that vast amounts of jobs would be lost as a result of their poor management of an on-going crisis in the mining sector in South Africa.
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Google: “We Didn’t Harm That Donkey In Botswana During Street View Recording” [Incl. Footage]
15 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / 3 Comments
Many strange things have been seen on Google’s Street View application. Now they’ve been forced to answer about the fate of a donkey in Botswana that they may or may not have knocked over. They have of course denied knocking the donkey over.
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RIM Receives 15 000 App Submissions
15 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / 2 Comments
BlackBerry manufacturer Research In Motion is enjoying some motion ahead of the launch of its new phones and operating system: at least 15 000 new application submissions have been received to date.
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Malema Lays Charges Against Friend For Wanting To Exhume His Mother’s Remains
15 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / 1 Comment
Julius Malema’s friends are abandoning him and he says he feels like he has leprosy. He has now taken action and laid charges against an ex-friend for threatening to exhume his mother’s remains.
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Julius Malema: Trapped In The Body Of A Leper
14 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / 1 Comment
Julius Malema’s friends are abandoning him and he says he feels like he has leprosy. He might also be facing bankruptcy and his many criminal charges still loom.
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The Insane Things Actors Do To Get Into Character
14 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / No Comments
Celebrities have to get into character when they set out to “be” the character that they are cast as. For instance, Tom Cruise actually became a FedEx driver when he got into character for Collateral. Click through for more.
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The Ultimate Safe Driving Playlist
14 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / No Comments
South Africa has just come off the back of yet another festive season crippled with road deaths. It seems appropriate then that an experiment has revealed the ultimate safe driving songs playlist.
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Google To Be Forced To Change The Way It Presents Results In Europe
11 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / No Comments
Google has been handed a clear message from Brussels that will see the search giant have to modify the way it presents its results because it unfairly promotes links to its own services above those of third party companies.
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The White House Responds To Piers Morgan Deportation Petition, Says Let Him Be Free
11 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / No Comments
The White House has come out and given an official response to the petition to deport Piers Morgan for expressing his views that he doesn’t like guns.
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The World Wastes Nearly Half Its Food
11 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / No Comments
This should serve as a wake up call to everyone, but it probably won’t, and the human race will continue to waste vast amounts of food.
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One-In-Three Middle-Class South Africans Use Illegal Substances For Recreation
10 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / 5 Comments
A total of nearly 58 000 South Africans were questioned for the latest annual Anti Drug Alliance’s survey and report. And it seems a lot of people out there are doing a lot of naughty things. In fact, middle-class South Africans are indulging themselves with one-in-three using an illegal substance for recreational purposes. Anti Drug [...]
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Texas School Can Force Students To Wear Locator Chips
10 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / No Comments
A school in Texas, in the United Sates, of America, has been given the right to force its students to wear locator chips when they are on school property.
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iPhone Turns Six – Original Keynote Address Looks Prehistoric [VIDEO]
10 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / No Comments
It was six years ago that the world received something it had yet to conceive: the iPhone. That historical day saw Steve Jobs make his way onto stage at the Moscone Centre in San Francisco to deliver a product that has revolutionised the mobile phone market.
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10 Rad Things To Come Out Of CES 2013
09 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / No Comments
We have already had a look at some of the really cool things that have come out of 2013’s Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, but here is a more comprehensive list of some of the coolest things.
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Two Men Jailed For “Looking Gay” After Ordering Bailey’s Irish Cream, Subsequently Freed
09 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / No Comments
North of South Africa, things begin to get a bit hectic when it comes to accepting gay people in Africa. Uganda is right up there, but so is Cameroon.
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Astronaut Captures Amazing Images Of Australian Bush Fires
09 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / No Comments
Australian fire services have issued what they’ve called “catastrophic” warnings in parts of that country as temperatures are expected to breach 45C in the days to come.
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Toyota Joins The Self-Driving Car Movement
08 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / No Comments
It seems that most of the larger car manufacturers are keen to follow in the footsteps of Google and launch their own self-driving cars. Toyota has just joined that party.
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PaperTab – The Paper-Thin Tablet That Can Be Rolled Up
08 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / No Comments
The laptop or tablet device of the future might just be one that rolls up and can be shoved into your pocket. A new paper-thin device with a flexible plastic screen that users can bend and touch to change the display has just been unveiled.
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Cricketers Shane Warne And Marlon Samuels Lose It [VIDEO]
07 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / 1 Comment
Cricketers Shane Warne and Marlon Samuels treated the world to something not before seen on a cricket field yesterday. Click through for the enthralling altercation.
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Super Bowl 2013: The Adverts To Expect
07 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / No Comments
Sunday 3 February 2013 marks the date for 47th edition of the Super Bowl. Many people are interested in the actual sport, but so too are they interested in the adverts. Here’s what to look forward to.
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Reader’s Digest Begins Insolvency
07 Jan 2013 by Bearded Wiseman / No Comments
Late on Friday, three-quarters of the British staff of Reader’s Digest were made redundant and it was confirmed that insolvency proceedings were to begin.
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