Meet Hannah Strabata, of Stromsburg Nebraska. Hannah is a troubled youth, and not very smart. Hannah committed various crimes, including stealing a Pontiac Grand Am car, robbing a bank of more than $6 000, and filling a pipe with copious amounts of marijuana, and smoking it. Hannah committed all of these crimes on “the best [...]

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Please enjoy this Lady Gaga fan, who, having been invited to share the stage in a kind gesture by the pop star, proceeds to make the stage her own. Entirely her own.

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BizCommunity reports that it has learnt from reliable sources that Media 24′s SA Sports Illustrated is to fold. SASI has served as the premier South African sports magazine for decades. The magazine’s profile on Media 24′s website reads as follows: Sports Illustrated is the most successful and enduring multi-sport magazine in South Africa’s publishing history. [...]

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Cape Town’s two-day spree of wind gusts reported to range between 50 and 120kph are the topic du jour at the moment. So much so that a name was coined for this particularly beastly South Easter on Twitter: #HurricaneGatiema. The hashtag trended in Cape Town shortly after lunch time.         #hurricanegatiema is [...]

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Forex trading is a way to earn money. Enough money to live the holiday, ergo, not work. What kind of things might you like to do in your free, moneyed leisure time? You could: Buy a motorsports team Challenge children to high stakes games of putt-putt on the Promenade Go for a lunchtime surf with other retired millionaires [...]

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Ja. We thought so. The Mustang up for grabs is a 1968 Ford Mustang Coupé. Do you realise the street cred that comes along with something like this? Good, now click through for more.

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Entries now open for the 2012 Friday Done Jack’s Way finale at Grand Café & Beach on 30 November. It’s that time of the year when, lets face it, your enthusiasm for all things “work” is waning. The holidays are within spitting distance and all you can think about is chilling with your mates in the [...]

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Ah, America. How we love thee, let us count the ways. A paternity test taken by Michael Lohan, the results of which were revealed on the “The Trisha Goddard Show” (come back, Oprah) has shown that Lindsay Lohan’s father, Michael Lohan, sowed his wild oats with another woman in an extra-marital affair in the mid [...]

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Yesterday evening, Red Bull Media House screened the South African premier of the Jordy Smith surf film, Bending Colours. And it was spectacular. Shot and directed by Kai Neville, Bending Colours documents Jordy’s radical approach to the sport, and delivers more than a handful beautiful wave riding shots via some truly excellent cinematography. Snippets of [...]

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Tweetpic by @karenjeynes Well here’s something to spice up your Friday. OH MY FUCK! The crazy anti-Gaga Christians are staging a protest outside my office block! (Big Concerts is based here too) — Mvelase (@MvelaseP) November 16, 2012 A gaggle of Gaga protesters have gathered outside the offices of Big Concerts on Cape Town’s Park [...]

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Just take it all in. You could command an empire from these grounds. And what’s the going rate for your own principality? Obviously the current owners were brought up with solid breeding, because they think it’s rude to set a number that large in writing. The price is POA. But then, price doesn’t ever really [...]

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Early reports are that a farmer in Wellington has been pulled form his bakkie and beaten to death by protesting farm labourers in the Western Cape fruit farming region of Wellington. Western Cape Premier, Helen Zille tweeted the following at 13h00 on Wednesday: Reports coming that a farmer has died after being assaulted in Wellington. [...]

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The official trailer for World War Z has dropped. In a nutshell, we have an apocolypse, a stubbly Brad Pitt, zombies, and helicopter gunfire. The film is due to premiere on June 21 2013, after the Mayan Apocolypse – which makes no sense. Hollywood has reached its apex, people. You can shut it all down now, [...]

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Sanral has announced that it has a roll out plan – and a mandate from government – to begin rolling out e-tags in a number of provinces apart from Gauteng. Although, they did fail to specify which provinces, and when they would begin the process. The announcement was made this afternoon by Sanral project manager, Alex [...]

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One of South Africa’s most prominent cyclists, David George, has been caught with his hand in the needle jar, testing positive for the banned performance enhancing drug, EPO. He faces a charge of doping, and the scorn of people wearing spandex in coffee shops, everywhere. Thus spake the CEO of the South African Institute for [...]

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Sneak Peaks of tonight’s drama from episode 12 of Clifton Shores. Channel 123 on DStv tonight at 21h00.

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Prince Charles is the descendent of Count Dracula – seriously- he even admits it (video inside). And the bloodsucking Romanian National Tourist Office is using the link to sell holiday packages to would-be UK tourists.

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This is one of two whales which may be the only fully-preserved specimens of its species ever seen by human kind. Spade-toothed beaked whales were first discovered in 1872 when bone fragments were found on a remote Pacific island, but until now the species has remained entirely hidden from human view. In the 140 years [...]

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Heard about the Red Bull Special Editions? Of course you have! You only have a few hours left to help bring fame and glory to your city, and win incredible prizes. TO WIN A VARIETY PACK OF RED BULL SPECIAL EDITIONS TODAY: Follow these guys on twitter: @RedBullZA. @2ovfm. @PatrickHayworth. @MarcoJMartins. Tune in to the Pat and Marco Show live from Melrose [...]

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South Africa’s scariest airline, 1Time, has filed for liquidation. EWN reporter Mandy Wiener tweeted the news late on Friday afternoon. CEO Blackie Komani stated that 1Time’s services would be suspended with immediate effect. At the time of the announcement, the company’s website was down, and it was confirmed that the company would not be honouring [...]

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This Movember, three lucky 2oceansvibers stand the chance of winning a mophie hamper, including radical charging covers and back-up power solutions. All the products are part of the PRODUCT (Red) campaign, a portion of the proceeds of which go towards fighting South Africa’s AIDS epidemic. Movember is dedicated to highlighting issues of men’s health that [...]

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A Boksburg Magistrate’s Court has ruled that there is absolutely no evidence linking suspended SAPS Crime Intelligence Boss, Richard Mdluli to the 1999 murder of his baby mama’s husband. And in a spicy twist of events, the court has suggested that the charges were likely the result of a conspiracy against Mdluli. Mdluli served as [...]

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It’s been a week since Heineken announced that they will be bringing the Skyfall Bond girl – Bérénice Marlohe – to South African shores for the South African premiere of the film on 22 November. Apart from being delightfully French, Bérénice is also the face of Heineken’s Crack the Case campaign. Bérénice, who plays the [...]

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Western Province Rugby have issued a public apology for the actions of a few players during the provincial rugby side’s ticker tape through Cape Town following their victory over the Sharks in the 2012 Currie Cup Final. A number of players tossed R50 notes to fans who had lined up to catch a glimpse of [...]

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