Hey, how’s that festive paunch looking? Are you satisfied with your lack of abs? Yeah, ladies love a good beer gut.
They’re all pretty big names, I think we can agree, but what exactly is the common thread which runs through all of these successful companies?
Don’t ever say we didn’t try and help you out when it comes to spoiling your significant other. Groupon have come to the party in a big way here, do the right thing.
Good God, I love payday. All the perks of a full bank account have once again come tumbling gracefully into my life. And now I can finally buy this sexy gadget which I’ve been saving up for.
We here at 2ov can only hope that you’re suffering from a major party comedown caused by We Love Summer last Saturday. You’re naughty if you’re not.
I will avoid the obvious pun here about squirrels going nuts. We’re better than that. These critters do seem to have developed an interesting new feeding habit though.
Most people get more than a little worried when they find police knocking on their door. This time, however, they had a tasty surprise in store.
Unleash your inner handyman with this tool set deal. Because chicks dig a guy who is good with his hands.
With summer well under way, I can only hope you have been smothering yourself from head to toe in sunblock. Come on, do the right thing for your body.
Stop gawking from the beach and get inside a barrel with a little professional help. Also, up your cool factor by about 200% at the same time.
Biggest profit for a public company EVER. EFF leader runs party from jail cell (murder). Obama enters ISIS cold war. Apple watch official release date. They’ve stopped searching for AirAsia plane. AB gets suite named after him. Miley topless (yawn).
I imaging the first reaction to a plane you are piloting running out of fuel is utter panic. A big ‘well played’ then to this guy, who kept his calm and managed to make it down in one piece.
Keep your beloved sporting with you wherever you are…even on your romantic weekend away with the bird. Do not miss this deal.
Go! Go and buy this island right now and throw parties and drink for days – no one will ever hear you and it will be lovely. Alternatively you can breed sheep and read books all day. Your choice.
If you’re the kind of guy that I would expect Ryan Gosling to be, you’ve been wondering what (besides for goddamn red roses) you could get your girl for Valentines day. Let’s make it easy for you, shall we?
EFF party members are a little peeved at head honcho Julius Malema for throwing down some of the party’s dosh on a Golf GTI, but that’s not the biggest surprise..
Bubbly, champers, buble, bubbles, sparkling wine, MCC – call it what you want – it is the mother’s milk for most women 18 and over and apparently we’re drinking it by the barrel.
Seriously guys, when you find a deal this good it’s a crime to go home to that clunky old dust-gatherer you call a TV. Don’t ever say we don’t care.
Treat your earholes this weekend with a funky addition to your tablet. Yeah, now you’re ready to drop those killer beats you’ve been telling everyone about.
It’s cute to have some backup Ricoffy for when you’re in need of an emergency singular pick-me-up, but honestly, that surely can’t be your go-to coffee of choice?
Nab yourself a lekker iPod Nano 16G with a few clicks of your mouse. Then give it to your better half and earn brownie points for daaaays son.
Good news Uber users, those men and women behind the wheel are just as happy about getting you home safely as you are. This video tells some of their stories.
There is nothing worse, NOTHING, than when your phone battery hit the red zone. It can literally alter your life path. Who knows what could have happened if your phone was ON? Don’t let it happen to you.
You drop the kids off at school, you pick them up from school; you take them to their extramurals so you can get that little bit of rest. Shame – here’s your solution to all time rest and keeping those brats quiet.
It’s time to bask in the awesomeness that is summer in Cape Town, and there is no better way to do that than sipping on a good old gin and tonic. With a view of the ocean. And then sunset.
Take your TV viewing to the next level with this ripper of a deal. Come now guys, a 51 Inch TV for under R5000? Sign me up.
We can’t believe it either. One minute we’re planning a debaucherous NYE party, the next we’re suddenly having to plan a schmaltzy date for the ever romanticised Valentines Day.
Watching the property market is nerve-wrecking at times. You just don’t know when the best time to buy is. If you have $100m to spend though, I suppose you don’t really care about timing.
Don’t be THAT person that loses all their friends when their phone dies and spends nine hours at the festival pestering strangers. You’re better than that.
Ah yes, once the tourists are gone and we become a “lazy seaside town” again… that’s when Cape Town comes out to play. And where better to do that than here…