Helen is, of course, no stranger to the 2oceansVibe Media franchise. You’ll remember her magnificent performance as a 2oceansVibe Weather Girl in November 2009.

This time round, Helen will be making an appearance solely in her capacity as an honorary 2oceansVibe Radio DJ.

We look forward to your selection of tracks, and your insightful comments, Helen.

She’s wearing only slightly more this time on the Cannes red carpet, in a fetching Gavin Rajah get-up.

Is that? Could it be? Did I almost make out the Dimples of Venus, there?

[Gallery thanks to : Channel24]

[pic by justin polky]

But when Christina’s presenting the weather on SABC3, I get two minutes of summer.

Hi there, Christina…

Those cold fronts make the country look like a big, happy, terribly disfigured smiley face when Christina’s presenting the precipitation.

I’m reminded that 14 degree maximums are 14 degrees above freezing! I’m 14 degrees privileged! And those 30 knot gusts are breaths of minty fresh air during my day.

Christina’s a great weather girl. Look at that lady suit.

I reckon summer will be here quicker than you can say “prospective 2oceansvibe weather girl“.

“CARtv’s Juliet McGuire chats to her friend Lyndall Jarvis, who was voted FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World, about her motoring adventures, what a man’s car says about him, and much more…”

Sick.

CLICK HERE for video

I love the way they’re acting all professional and polite, when in actual fact these are the two biggest party animals in Cape Town. You should SEE them together when the camera’s aren’t rolling. They’re on the BAR COUNTER, not the BACKSEAT!

I’m telling you right now, they should make another show filmed on Friday nights called On The Bar Counter and they can replace those cute CARMAG waters, with CAR branded tequila bottles.

After that they can make another show called ON THE FLOOR.

I’m getting carried away.

Good job, girls!

xxx

Not least of which being the glory that is Peroni/Guess girl, Landi Swanepoel! And it is with great pride and honour that I give you this sneak preview Landi – on the cover of the Jeans Magazine in the latest Cosmo.

That chick’s a fucking pro! All the more reason to buy the latest Cosmopolitan magazine girls *cough* and boys!

You’ll recognise it fairly quickly – it’s got that lunatic, Lady Gaga on the cover..

Rah rah….. rah-rah-rah, Gagah… rah-rah-rah!

Christ..

“Is it possible?”

“Would you want her on the show?”

” She would LOVE to be on!”

“Do you see her as a 2oceansvibe Weather Girl?”

And so it went on. I had never thought about it, to be quite frank – until my Twitter box started becoming littered with these “hints,” direct from Minki.

Wow, quite a vibe, I thought to myself.

I wasn’t exactly sure how to handle it, as being pressurised into doing things of that nature doesn’t work really well with me.

A number of 2oceansvibers tweeted Minki and told her to email me.

I can’t recall if she emailed or not – but that doesn’t matter – because Friday night saw a whole new level of attack from our girl.

“OH MY GOD, SETH!!!!!” came the screech from across the room at Cafe Peroni.

“How ARE you!!!” she squealed, very familiar and all that. You could have sworn we had bathed together as kids.

“HOW ABOUT A PHOTO!!?” she asked. Not that I had much option, as she had pre-arranged the photo crew to trail behind her until she had found me.

Sure thing, Minx..

Minx and Seth

So there you have it.

Only thing left to do now is put it to the floor.

What do you lot out there think? Leave a comment and let us know..

Should we make Minki van der Westhuizen a 2oceansvibe Weather Girl?

[More pics from the event can be seen here.. ]

The 2oceansvibe Weather Girls is the same show which recently featured Peroni model, Landi Swanepoel.

And Tracy McGregor before her. And the Cowley Sisters. And Elbe van der Merwe. And Helen Zille.

The list goes on.

Let’s check out Gen:

Joie de Vivre Morton for US Sports Illustrated Swimsuit

Nice! I’m very happy with that! Here are some more. Click thumbnails to get involved:

Wow! I think the phrase is, “girl done good!”

And that’s not even the beginning, CLICK HERE for Genevieve Morton’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit page with 30 photos AND VIDEO!

And click this link to follow Genevieve on Twitter (changing room pics etc – nothing wrong.)

Oh hang on… What’s this…

Oh my God, it’s Dominique Piek!

SA’s Dominique Piek joins Gen Morton for US Sports Illustrated Swimsuit

While you’re at it, CLICK HERE for fellow South African angel, Dominique Piek’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit page – she naturally made it as well!

Well done, angels!

Such gorgeous little babies.

Mwah, mwah, mwah xxx

This week brings us the first 2oceansvibe Weather Girls Show of 2010, and boy do we have a cracker for you! This is easily one of the best shows we’ve had, as we take things to the next level with Landi Swanepoel, even finding time to feature a cameo by her boyfriend, Just Jinjer frontman, Ard Matthews.

Seth Rotherham and Landi Swanepoel
Killing it on the 2oceansvibe set
(photo : VC Photo)

How awesome is our vibe in that photo? Landi’s like “Hey-hey!” and I’m like “whatever!” Because that’s how we were rolling that day. We were “killing it,” although in a slightly different way…. with napalm.

Seriously.

So here it is people, the first 2oceansvibe Weather Girls episode of 2010! You’re gonna LOVE this!

Wait for the box to load up right here. Then click the “play” button when it appears.

*slow internet surfers are advised to pause video at the start and let it load up before playing.

How was that for you?

Thanks to 2oceansvibe Villas for the awesome villa we used that day. That particular villa (and loads more) is available for rental or for shoots from 2oceansvibe Villas. Check out the website (here) and click “contact” to get in touch on phone or email.

Thanks to ReyJeane Salon and Spa for getting Landi’s hair and makeup identical to the original Peroni ad. I seriously don’t know how you did that! Check out ReyJeane’s website here. They’re in De Waterkant so go and sort yourself out.

And lastly, thanks to this week’s title sponsor, Puma Lifestyle..

Because that’s how we roll..

CLICK HERE for still shots of Landi taken at the shoot by Verster-Cohen Photography.

Until next time.. x

We are proud to announce that TOMORROW’S 2oceansvibe Weather Girl is Landi Swanepoel. We shot it earlier this week and I assure you it’s going to be one of the best 2oceansvibe Shows you have ever seen!

I strongly suggest that you watch this video of the famous Peroni “La Dolce Vita” ad, before you tune in tomorrow.

Press play:

That is how the ad runs on TV around the world (black and white), but you can see the colour version, if you want, here.

Are you ok with that? Ja, I thought you would be. Do you know that some of that was filmed in Sea Point? Ja, bru…fully!

And the main angel in the ad – that’s Landi. And she’s your Weather Girl this week. Are you ok with that? Ja, I thought you might be.

Here’s a pic of Landi taken at the 2oceansvibe shoot earlier this week.

Landi Swanepoel at the 2oceansvibe shoot
Click pic to enlarge
(photo : VC Photo)

Shame.

Hating that.

Tune in tomorrow and we’ll give you something that will blow your socks off.

G-Man is quite amazing when it comes to controlling his environment. “Almost magical” is how some people have referred to his powers. Never before have they been so well documented as in this ad, where we see him using his mind and his mouse to remove idiots.

Too mean!!

And what do you know, Goldfish (2oceansvibe Characters The Blonde and Baby Jesus) took care of the soundtrack in that ad as well!

Jeez, sorry… don’t want “the vibe” to take over or anything..

[thanks dale]

Behold, the ULTIMATE Christmas gift..

Due to the overwhelming amount of awesome videos on 2oceansvibe, you can’t be expected to watch it all – and let’s face it, not everyone has super fast internet. So here it is, people. You asked for it, and now you’ve got it. It’s the 2009 2oceansvibe DVD.

Not surprisingly, it’s entitled “Touch Yourself” and contains SO MUCH stuff I honestly don’t know where to begin. What’s more, they’re all presented in their original resolution, so you’re getting improved picture quality too!

Just to get you started, it’s basically got the ENTIRE 2oceansvibe Weathergirls Show collection (shame – poor you), with models including The Cowley Sisters, Tracy McGregor, Lyndall Jarvis, Genevieve Morton and tons more beautiful angels. And that’s not excluding the ones with Helen Zille and Goldfish and the other one with Bob Skinstad stripping down to his jocks! Some classic moments, I must admit!

But that’s not all..

Howz that DVD box? Pretty cool, hey? Can you imagine owning that and holding it close to your body? No need – just pop it in the DVD player and, when you watch it, it will feel like I am right there, holding you. Naked.

It’s also got the ENTIRE Pauly Shore series with Dirty Skirts soundtrack that we shot in Hollywood early on in the year – which includes Pauly Shore dry humping Zinzi on a physio’s table. Let alone live footage of Pauly making hotel booty calls and following through with the angels actually arriving at the door within minutes! Those who have watched the whole thing will confirm that it is truly hilarious! And I didn’t even mention the hidden-camera footage of Pauly in the drug store..

OBVIOUSLY it’s got the IDOLS Randall Abraham “Rocky” video which won the award for Best Blog Post at the 2009 SA Blog Awards. That same video has been watched online over 150,000 times so far. I simply couldn’t leave it out!

It’s got the little debate I had with Springbok Captain, John Smit, as well as the 2oceansvibe Top Billing feature which included Goldfish, as well as Ard Matthews from Just Jinjer on the show.

So it’s a bit of a joke when it comes to the volume of stuff you’re getting on the DVD. There’s even a Bonus footage section which includes the now famous Cape Town Short Cuts video, as well as behind the scenes never-seen-before footage of The TBG, Seth, The Dude, G-Man and the rest of the gang. I would tell you more, but don’t want to spoil it..

I had someone the other day tell me that they would pay R250 just for copies of all the weather girls. Well, Thomas, there will be no need! Because you can get EVERYTHING I have just mentioned AND MORE for just R100. That’s what a lot of people give car guards these days.

No surprises there – we’ve gone and made it too easy for you again.

It’s basically just all a big joke.

I cannot imagine a better Christmas present. It costs you nearly nothing and, at the same time, it might just save someone’s life. If you’re smart you’ll buy one for every person you’ve ever met in your life.

Do yourselves a favour and CLICK HERE (or the disc above) to go straight to the Diletto website, which is where you will be able to buy it right now, online baby!

And can you believe that the price includes a signed picture of Seth in the Karate-Kid “Crane” pose? Taken during the “Randall Abrahams ‘Rocky’ Video.”

Well it does.

All inclusive..

*The DVD will also be available to hire from all branches of DVD Nouveau.

*5% of all proceeds go to the MyLife Foundation

CLICK HERE TO BUY DVD

And WHAT an occasion it is! Who would have thought that Helen Zille would accept the offer of being a 2oceansvibe Weather Girl? My goodness, what a surprise! Although, in all fairness, the allure of joining an exclusive club which counts the likes of Elbe van der Merwe, Lisa/Michelle Cowley, Tracy McGregor and Genevieve Morton in it’s ranks, is quite understandable!

So there we were, in my suite at The Cape Royale Hotel. But it wasn’t JUST me and Helen, I also managed to rope in the girl’s favourite weatherman – Derek Van Dam from E-TV news!

Derek Van Dam, Helen Zille and Seth Rotherham
During the taping of the 2oceansvibe Show
at Seth’s residence – The Cape Royale Hotel

I know! How action packed is that?

So here it is guys! And remember, this 2oceansvibe Show will also be included in this year’s 2oceansvibe DVD which will be out in a couple weeks..

Ok, are you ready to watch the show?

Wait for the box and the video to load under this line____________________

*slow internet surfers are advised to pause video at the start and let it load up before playing.

Thanks to NoMU foods, Helen Zille and Derek Van Dam for the good times!

Keep an eye on the site (note to everyone listening: it is SITE, not SIGHT) for info on the soon to be released 2oceansvibe DVD which will showcase ALL the 2oceansvibe Shows, Weathergirls and MUCH MORE!

Seth and Goldfish
Killing it..
[photo by verstercohen.com]

Don’t forget, 2oceansvibe and the making of this show will be on TV in a special “behind-the-scenes” feature on TOP BILLING, next week Thursday, SABC 3 at 19h30. Pretty gnarly!

So as not to keep you waiting any longer, I’m just going to give it to you. Right here, right now. Just you WAIT util you see my “dream sequence!”

Enjoy.

*wait for box to load upload below

*slower connections might want to press play THEN pause and wait for video to load

And remember the video recording of the Goldfish concert on the roof of the Cape Royale hotel (Sky Bar – next to the pool – 28 degrees – bikini’s everywhere – ridiculous) will be next week.

For those of you new to this whole vibe. This is a SHOW – it’s longer than 3 minutes. Regulars MAKE time for it. If Letterman was only available online, would you not MAKE TIME to watch it? Have you tried full-screen? This is an EVENT, my friends!

Come on, it’s 2009 – get with the programme.

* a big thank you to Sunay, Kelly, Jermaine and Wimpie from Top Billing for being so cool.

That’s right!! And it’s all right here! The latest 2oceansvibe Show and Weather report.

Wait here for video to load below.

*slow connections should pause video and let it load up fully before playing

And what’s more, she’s LOADS of fun!

Gabriella Demetriades
Killing it..

Gabs delivered the weather beautifully at Boo Radley’s restaurant in Cape Town (62 Hout Street – go there if you haven’t already) and it looks like we’ve got a cold front of sorts coming through this weekend!

Enjoy!

Remember local shmocals to PAUSE for a bit to let it load up a tad, then PLAY!

Nothing wrong with that!

Catch you next week from The South of France..

We launched the competition at the end of last week with the instructions given to you during the 2oceansvibe Weather Girls show with Tracy McGregor.

We will be announcing the winner before 5pm tomorrow (Wednesday 20 May 2009).

Seth rolls with the iPhone 3G
You WANT this phone

All you need to do to enter to competition is forward me your transaction number after playing the EuroMillions lottery via sms. That means that you will have a chance to win a fortune and, if that fails, you might even win an iPhone!

It’s very simple to do and you can find the instructions at the top of the screen after clicking HERE.

What’s more, PlayEuroMillions will double your first deposit into your account, which you then use to play the lottery via sms or online. (Whilst the iPhone comp is open to all people playing via sms, the money doubling vibe is only for new registrations and only if they deposit within a week.)

Remember, to enter THIS particular iPhone competition, you MUST play via sms.

GO! GO! GO!

COMPETITION CLOSES AT 15:40 ON WEDNESDAY
WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT 16:00

Tracy McGregor brings you this week’s
Weather Report and a 3G iPhone!

Check out the video to see what Cape Town’s weather has in store for you, as well as instructions on how to win that iPhone 3G! So here it is – looks like we’re in for a messy weekend!

Just to recap, you have to buy a lottery ticket via sms and send your transaction number to editor@2oceansvibe.com to stand in line to win that iPhone. But you must watch that weather report for proper instructions.

Some people will find this process tricky so I’d advise you to do it – you’ll have a pretty good chance of winning – believe me! It’s probably easier to win this iPhone than buying one at the Waterfront iStore .

Watch the video to find out
how to win this 3G iPhone!
(I’ve got one – trust me, you want this phone)

What’s more, PlayEuroMillions will double your first deposit into your account, which you will use to play the lottery via sms. ( Whilst the iPhone comp is open to all people playing via sms, the money doubling vibe is only for new registrations and only if they deposit within a week.)

Competition closes Wednesday 20 May.

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Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to Donna !

Donna from M1 Management
Absolutely nothing wrong with that

We saddled up in Camps Bay on a particularly misty day. In fact I urge you to watch closely as you can actually SEE the mist moving past us. Quite hysterical! Honestly, I think we were INSIDE a cloud!

Seth and Donna
Shooting the breeze in a cloud

To see Donna doing the weather (probably in a bikini) then you’re going to have to watch the video. That is also the only way to get the actual weather report for Cape Town for this weekend. And I tell you what – you’ll be very pleased with the results! Winter might not be here 100% just yet!

And remember, for the slow coaches – the best is to pause the video just as it starts and then let is load up a bit before you press play. (This old school technique will apparently end in July when REAL broadband hits South Africa)

Here it is:

WHAT an adorable little angel! And that smile? My God!

Tune in next week for the following Weather Girls installment! And if you’ve missed some of the past 2oceansvibe Weather Girls you can check them all out here. And then don’t forget to check out ALL 2oceansvibe videos at 2oceansvibe TV (www.2oceansvibe.tv)

For branding and features on the 2oceansvibe Weather Girls or the website, email editor@2oceansvibe.com to receive a full info pack with stats, facts, info and rates.

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Thanks to iKraal, MyLifeOrganised and Nox Rentals for their support.

[If you haven't watched part 1 then you need to do that first otherwise it won't make sense. Seriously]

It should be in the article below this one. If not, CLICK HERE.

And so, once you’ve done that, here is Part 2 (of 2), featuring Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model and BOMBshell girl, Genevieve Morton!

Fine

Video is below.

REMEMBER : For smooth viewing: JUST as you start playing, PAUSE the video to let it load up a bit, THEN PLAY it.

Enjoy:

Never mind the actual weather, the report was FINE!

I was hesitant when I first met Gen, but, I’ll be honest, [switch to high pitched voice] she won me over. Besides from being smoking hot, she is a bona fide cool chick.

Gen gets into character..

So here it is, people – the fourth 2oceansvibe Weather Girl joins us for this weeks weather report!

This comes with much love and, whilst ikraal.co.za do all the production work, a big thank you goes out to Nesslynne (The TBGess), who filmed the scooter thong scene… (God help us all).

Watch part 1, then part 2 (to come). Obviously.

The one part features the thong vibe and the other part features the weather report. You need to watch both to find out!

But, for smooth viewing: JUST as you start playing, PAUSE the video to let it load up a bit, THEN PLAY it.

PART 1 :

Thanks again Gen for being such a little star!

And the rest of you, have a wonderful weekend, my darlings.

This week’s 2oceansvibe Weather Girl is none other than one of the The BOMB Surf BOMBshells , 21 year old Miss Cape and former Miss SA finalist, Michelle G from M1 Management.

We have a little chat with the little treasure before she gives us the Cape Town weather report for the upcoming weekend, as well as tips on what she will be doing, depending on the weather for each day.

I know – what a great vibe!

[pause video, when it starts, switch to big screen, and wait for the video to load if you're a slow coach]

Does your agency have an angel who has what it takes to be a 2oceansvibe weather Girl? Email us a LINK (please don’t email photographs) to her pics on your agency’s website and, if she has what it takes, we’ll give you a shout!

editor@2oceansvibe.com

CLICK HERE to check out The BOMB Surf and the other BOMBshells..

Welcome to part 2 (of 2) of the 2oceansvibe TV Show EPISODE 1. Featuring none other than Titanic, Dead Calm and Back to the Future star, Billy Zane .

This episode has Seth Rotherham chatting to Bill about the My Life project, followed by the weather by local pure sex bombs and a true Cape Town institution, The Cowley Sisters!

I CANNOT describe to you how CRAZY things are around here!

This is PART 2 of Episode 1 (part 2 of 2). Don’t watch it before watching PART 1 (the article under this article – DUH!):

**VERY IMPORTANT **
Give it a second or two for the box to show up, then pause the video and let it load a bit, before you play..

Pretty sick!

Catch you later – I’m going for a lie down.

(feedback encouraged)

This is a new show and will be evolving as we create new episodes. Essentially, it is 2oceansvibe on TV, and will highlight all the cool things about Cape Town and the world beyond.

We’ve split it into two parts, for ease of use.

This, my friends, is your TV show.

Please enjoy Episode 1 (part 1 of 2 ):

**VERY IMPORTANT **
Give it a second or two for the box to show up, then pause the video and let it load a bit, before you play..

Thanks to The Photographer for the stills.

Check out more of his stuff at www.verstercohen.com

LOOK OUT FOR EPISODE 1 PART 2

CLICK HERE TO SEE IT

(feedback encouraged)