Do you remember those two gorgeous twins from the Sanlam ad? You know, the two little angels running in slow motion?

Should I recap?

Sure thing – check this out from the 47 second mark:

Nothing wrong with that, right?

They also happen to be the twins we had hanging out with us during Friday’s show we did from the MWEB shop at Canal Walk.

Here’s another shot from Friday’s show:

Rotherham and Hardiman – stunned into silence..

So ja, they’ll be joining us in studio tomorrow (Wednesday 1 September, to celebrate the start of Spring!

They will be in bikini’s and will be chilling out on lounging chairs inside the 2oceansvibe Radio Studio at the Cape Quarter Lifestyle Village. So you can come and check out the vibe anytime on Wednesday from 8am to 12noon and catch a piece of the action!

Or you can watch from the webcam which will be live between those hours (here)!

Remember to tune in to 2oceansvibe Radio at www.2oceansviberadio.com or EVEN EASIER – go straight to www.2ov.fm

Go ahead – Tune in to the holiday..

Everyone is loving the new “Love the way you lie” track by Eminem, featuring Rihanna. God knows we can’t get enough of it at 2oceansvibe Radio. Well anyways they’ve just released the HD version of the music video and I was just wondering, were you aware that it features Megan Fox? No, neither did I. I tell you, Eminem definitely knows what he’s doing – get Rihanna to sing the chorus and Megan in the video. Ow Shaiya billboard number 1!

I had a peep and sweet sweet Mother Mary it is a cracker! Between Rihanna and Megan it is so hot I want to cry and Eminem… well.. he just murders it!

Megs – freaking out in the video

It also stars Dominic Monaghan and his little ears, the guy who place Charlie Pace in the Lost TV series. He boxes way above his weight as he spends most of the video either dry-humping and pulling into Megan, or chasing her with his shirt off and his fists flying. Pretty hectique, you might say.

Check it out, after the jump.

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For those of you who needed a reason why Candice Boucher recently posed nude in Playboy Magazine, the answers can be found in the latest issue of Cosmopolitan magazine – on shelves now. I nearly walked into a pole at Woolies yesterday when I saw this on the shelves. I tell you, Playboy or Cosmo – it doesn’t matter – she kills it either way.

Boucher Power

Some of the interview can be found on Hurricane Vanessa to give you a taste of what to expect..

Good work, Cosmo..

My GOD, I loved ninja stars as a child! It’s been so long and what better way for the beautiful stars of death to be reintroduced into my life, than in the new Brandon Flowers (The Killers lead singer) solo music video.

And not only are they featured in the video, but it’s got Charlize Theron throwing them! That’s when she’s not slicing up ninja’s with samurai swords!

I’m serious – it’s epic. Brandon just sings, tied to a chair and Charlize takes on a whole bunch of ninja’s! Sans ninja-bombs, I might add..

Check it out:

Two words – S ICK!

I’m feeling all weird inside as I write this, but it would be wrong not to (write this) as one of Hollywoods youngest starlets, Dakota “The Fandog” Fanning, really is growing up. Sure, she’s only 16, but that’s about 28 in Hollywood years. I mean, if you think about it, Roman Polanski would have had her three years ago already!

Here she is on the cover of the latest US Marie Claire.

Dakota Fanning on the cover of the latest Marie Claire

But seriously, it looks like our very own Jodie Foster is blossoming into something quite cute and, hopefully, sensible. She certainly does strike me as a smart little angel. So did a few others, mind you, before they made their first sex tape.

You know she’s in a movie coming out soon called The Runaways, right? Seriously – she co-stars with Kristen Stewart. No, I’m serious! And, what’s more, they kiss in the movie.

I swear.

Check it out:

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The Hef “Hugh” Hefner, as we like to call him, has lured an equity company to bed, and together they plan on buying out all of Playboy Enterprises remaining company shares in a bid to make things a little more private.

Apparently he’s not interested in selling his shares, or merging with other shareholders. But then, why would he? He has a mansion and a harem of blond c-cups to merge with on a daily basis.

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Here’s George Clooney’s girlfriend, Elisabetta Canalis, spotted on a boat somewhere awesome. She is what we in the industry refer to as “NPR” – which means No Photoshop Required.

Fine..

Nice one, George..

Excellent.

I must say, I take my hat off to George Clooney.

Thanks for tuning in, gang.

[thanks neil]

The winter is getting pretty chilly, I’m not gonna lie.

But when Christina’s presenting the weather on SABC3, I get two minutes of summer.

Hi there, Christina…

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News items like this only come around once every few years. They remind you of why Ian Fleming was such a genius, as he churned out the iconic James Bond novels – most of which featured extremely hot woman spies. With Kim Jong il as today’s real-life Bond villain, and this smoking hot Russian spy the FBI found in New York, my call-up as James Bond should be imminent..

“Anna Chapman” – The spy who loved me..

Check this story out – it’s magical..

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Aah yes, finally! The de facto home of Cape Town’s cool, Café Caprice is loved by a band of loyal fans from locals to international stars and sportsmen, and its unique events and initiatives never fail to impress, with the Soccer Babes Calendar shoot being no exception.

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After gathering up some of the country’s finest female specimens to represent the various soccer super teams visiting our country, a model shoot was staged at Café Caprice, choreographed by Brandnew Marketing in order to create a sexy 2010/11 desktop calendar.

The shoot was held in the upstairs section of the venue, in conjunction with a party throughout the rest of the café, which drew a crowd of epic proportion.

I popped in and noticed one of the angels was misbehaving. She agreed that a hiding was in order.

I know it looks like I’m overdoing it, but she was being naughty. Not that she seemed to mind..

Cafe Caprice desktop calendar which will be available for download from www.cafecaprice.co.za from 1 July, with a limited number printed for VIP’s.

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All protocol was relaxed as we granted one photographer and virtual-tour expert (Panascape) unprecedented access to my suite at the Cape Royale hotel. As it is my primary residence, you can imagine what intimate never-seen-before details were caught on camera.

The virtual tour itself let’s you cruise around the Cape Royale hotel (spinning 360 degrees up AND down in every room), with “hotspots” which allow you access to the next room – ultimately leading you up to my private penthouse..

The Cape Royale lobby – after you click to open the front door

Above is a screenshot from the actual page you can go to for your own mind-blowing virtual tour. You will notice not only the purple icon in the top left portion of the picture (allowing you to “jump” to the next inter-leading room) but also action icons beneath the main image, letting you move around the current room; up, down, left, right- zooming in and out.

Zooming in and out comes in quite handy – especially when you make your way from the lobby, into the elevator and through to my suite. Once you get there, I’d advise you to pop into the bedroom, as I have a bit of a surprise for you..

And don’t even get me started on the bathroom.

No, I’m serious – there is a bubble bath shot.. Let alone the lingerie shot taken in the kitchen..

There are also incredible vistas of the mother city, taken from the Sky Bar and pool deck, as well as from my balcony, showing never-seen-before footage of the World Cup Stadium in all her glory, at night.

The genius who made this for me also managed to add hotspots to all the various 2oceansvibe brands which are always found dotted around my life. This allows you to follow-up on those brands, should you wish, simply by clicking the green icons dotted around the virtual tour.

So do yourself a favour and check out this INCREDIBLE virtual tour of the penthouse at my primary residence – The Cape Royale Hotel.

CLICK HERE FOR VIRTUAL TOUR

Kelly Brook was in Cape town recently for a FHM World Cup shoot. Dressed in nothing but a bikini, these still shots and video give us an idea of what to expect when she does her upcoming Playboy spread, which will earn her $500,000.

Not a bad pay day..

Kelly Brook enjoys lions

Check it out:

She’s already got a Lion of her own in the form of England rugby star Danny Cipriani, but Kelly Brook’s experience with the real thing is probably a little limited. However, she seemingly took to juggling three lions at once with relative ease in a photoshoot for men’s magazine FHM.

Miss Brook, 30, took part in the shoot ahead of the World Cup, which kicks off this weekend. She was keen to show her support for the England team – with the iconic Three Lions a nod to the team, who are currently in training for the tournament in South Africa.

Kelly is also set to pose for Playboy later this year, after signing a half-a-million dollar deal. Her agent Jonathan Shalit told the Mail Online that Kelly was delighted to have been chosen. He said: ‘She’s absolutely thrilled. It’s such a great honour for her, especially when you think about the icons that have graced the cover of the magazine over the years.’

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That’s just great – well done, Kelly! You get, what we in the industry refer to as a “double thumbs up!”

If you want to see the video of Kelly modeling on Camps Bay beach, just follow the link..

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Oh Lordi, Lordi – they’re taking it to the next level at Caprice this Thursday..

Check it out – they’re shooting a Caprice calendar (with these eight hot models representing various soccer teams, all wearing virtually eff-all) in the upstairs section of Cappers and AT THE SAME TIME they’ve got DJ duo “Crazy White Boy” absolutely murdering it on the decks, for this fully fledged Caprice party!

Here’s a sneak preview of two of the models they’ll be using for the calendar (click thumbnails to enlarge):

You know when you get to these parties and you wish you reserved a table? Well, why don’t you grow up and do just that? Book your table at info@cafecaprice.co.za

And if you just wanna go to the party, REALISE that it is invite only (you’re invited) and REALISE that you should RSVP to this invite to tammy@brandnewmarketing.co.za

That’s all you have to do – then your name will be on the door list.

It’s all very easy – you just have to remember to do it!

See you there!

GO!

It’s been a while since we all had a crush on TV character Winnie Cooper (real name Danica McKellar) from the hit TV show “The Wonder Years,” which ran in the late 80’s, early 90’s.

Well she went on and became a mathematician (no spice) and then finally did then right thing and came back to show us (via Maxim Magazine!) how she turned out – these many many years later. In lingerie, no less!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Mini Pru Danica McKellar!

Old Winnie Cooper – giving it a full rev..

Follow link for more pics from the Maxim spread..

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Part-time-model, unruly brat and general pretender, Shaun Oakes, chirped me the other day in the comment section of an article, after I revealed that I was in matric in 1994 (it happened to be Freedom Day and I was discussing the 1994 election). He was going for the tried and tested, “are you that old” vibe – which is to be expected, given his 4/10 score on the 2OV “Quality Humour” charts. That’s of course when he is using his own material and not rummaging through the 2OV archives, in an ongoing and futile quest to raise his game.

That aside, I am pleased to report another coincidental item on the agenda, relating to my particular vintage. My boy Deems sent in the 1977 Victoria’s Secret catalogue – which just happens to be from the year of my birth. So before you all grab your calculators to work it out, I would prefer to give you my age in the same format that my grandmother uses – I am officially twenty thirteen!

Just the way I like it

On that note, I would like you to check out this pic from the 1977 Victoria’s Secret catalogue. Pretty sexy stuff, I must say. God, but the dames were cute back then. But, more than anything, it is yet another strong reminder that we should do absolutely everything in our power to bring back the bush.

Contrary to what you might be thinking, the pics are absolutely fine for office viewing!

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People are surprised when they find out how strict I am when it comes to seat belts. Much like Nick Goldblatt (Golders), I refuse to drive or let passengers join me without them wearing one. Even when the Cape Royale chauffeur drives me around, I buckle up in the back seat. Some people forget to do it or don’t think it’s cool. It’s got nothing to do with cool, it has to do with my natural instinct for self-preservation.

Nic S sent me this awesome video, which I would really like you all to watch. Especially the beautiful angels out there. I couldn’t handle it if something happened to you, my precious little treasures. So watch this brilliant video and buckle up for daddy, okay?

Pretty moving stuff, hey?

Do the right thing, gang, buckle up.

If not for yourself, then do it for the mother and family of your passengers or the people in the other car.

And let me tell you one more thing – wearing your seatbelt and insisting others do is actually very cool!

[thanks nic]

It’s always a pleasure to see 2oceansvibe Weather Girls killing-it on the instanet. Take Lyndall Jarvis, for example, who joined Julz for the debut “On The Couch” episode for Car Magazine’s website.

“CARtv’s Juliet McGuire chats to her friend Lyndall Jarvis, who was voted FHM’s Sexiest Woman in the World, about her motoring adventures, what a man’s car says about him, and much more…”

Sick.

CLICK HERE for video

I love the way they’re acting all professional and polite, when in actual fact these are the two biggest party animals in Cape Town. You should SEE them together when the camera’s aren’t rolling. They’re on the BAR COUNTER, not the BACKSEAT!

I’m telling you right now, they should make another show filmed on Friday nights called On The Bar Counter and they can replace those cute CARMAG waters, with CAR branded tequila bottles.

After that they can make another show called ON THE FLOOR.

I’m getting carried away.

Good job, girls!

xxx

We’ve covered the Swedish royals on the pages of 2oceansvibe before. You will recall the heartwarming story of Princess Victoria who took a shining to her fitness trainer and went on to marry him. Not exactly what King Carl and Queen Silvia had in mind, but hey, you can teach him to use a knife and fork in no time.

It was around that time that we first noticed young Madeleine, who is infinitely hotter than Victoria, and not shy to throw it around either. We wrote a story in early 2009, stating that perhaps the fitness trainer had gone for the wrong sister. After all, with Madeleine you do get the very rare “trifecta” : wealth, status and looks.

Princess Madeleine of Sweden is single

Sometime after that, Princess Madeleine became engaged to one Jonas Bergstrom. They featured in Hello Magazine together from time to time. He was lucky to have a “strom” in his surname, as Hello Magazine don’t often publish articles without a “von” or a “strom” in the surname.

“Seth Von Rotherhamstrom” would probably get me the cover..

Ok, back to Madeleine – she’s single!

Check it out – apparently he banged a student!

From Hello Magazine (naturally, darling!)

Princess Madeleine and lawyer Jonas Bergstrom have, by mutual agreement, decided to end their relationship.” With these words the Swedish Royal Palace confirmed what the press had been saying for weeks – it is all over for Queen Silvia’s younger daughter and her partner of eight years.

First signs of trouble came with the news the couple had postponed their wedding, which was expected to take place at the end of 2010.

Nevertheless, Queen Silvia silenced rumours of a relationship crisis, saying: “Princess Madeleine and Jonas Bergstrom will not marry this year, but all is well.”

The royal matriarch indicated that the cause of the postponement was the proximity of Crown Princess Victoria’s nuptials and denied that the couple were having problems.

However, this did nothing to silence rumours that Jonas had been unfaithful with a Norwegian student on a skiing trip – stories that apparently caused great discomfort to King Carl Gustaf. According to Swedish newspaper Expressen, the sovereign would have asked for a personal meeting with the 31-year-old to clarify what happened.

Another paper Aftonbladet reports that Madeleine was aware of the affair, and was worried about when it would come to light. At the 27-year-old royal’s suggestion the couple were apparently attending therapy sessions in an attempt to save their romance.

Insiders are saying that to get over the break up Madeleine will throw herself into her work for her mother’s World Childhood Foundation. She is currently in New York undertaking duties for the charity, and has prolonged her stay there until May.

Royal watchers are lamenting the end of the couple’s fairytale romance. It was love at first sight for the pair when they were introduced by mutual friends in the autumn of 2002. Jonas wasted no time inviting the blonde royal for dinner in the upmarket Ostermalm district of Stockholm. A year later they moved in together.

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Hectic.

Anyway! Here are some more pics of Madeleine:

I tell you what, If that student ever had a baby girl as a result of Jonas’s seed, he should name the daughter Madeleine.

Seriously, that would be the right and noble thing to do.

Either that, or deny it’s his child completely and flee the country before the DNA test.

Last week I showed you that pic of Candice Swanepoel from her latest GQ (SA) shoot. Needless to say I bought the actual mag this weekend.

  
The new issue of GQ (SA)

Are you ok with that?

Here are two more pics from the mag..

Absolutely nothing wrong with that. I left out the best pics which you will find in the May issue of GQ (don’t want them suing my ass) so check it out. It’s either got Candice on the cover (as above) or Morgan Freeman – they went for a “dual cover” vibe.

[thanks warren]

These pics were taken at a fundraising dance of sorts at St. Anne’s in Durban, circa 2001/2002. Given that our angel was born October 20, 1988, these photos show her at the tender age of 13. A mere eight years before she would be galavanting around the world in Victoria’s Secret lingerie.

Click to enlarge..

Adorable!

Killer!

That was then.

This is now..

Kyk hoe lyk hy nou!

Result!

Do you have and other historical pics of our favourite Victoria’s Secret model? Send ‘em in to editor@2oceansvibe.com

[thanks freddie]

If you’re one of the people that made up 20,000 views of our last Weather Girls show with Landi Swanepoel, you’ll appreciate this. If you didn’t watch that video, you’re making a grave mistake – because you will more than likely fall off your chair – for a variety of reasons.

Not least of which being the glory that is Peroni/Guess girl, Landi Swanepoel! And it is with great pride and honour that I give you this sneak preview Landi – on the cover of the Jeans Magazine in the latest Cosmo.

That chick’s a fucking pro! All the more reason to buy the latest Cosmopolitan magazine girls *cough* and boys!

You’ll recognise it fairly quickly – it’s got that lunatic, Lady Gaga on the cover..

Rah rah….. rah-rah-rah, Gagah… rah-rah-rah!

Christ..

Well done to all the girls who sent in cleavage shots on National Cleavage Day, which put you in line to win a JT1 lingerie hamper!

For those of you who have just joined us and who may have missed them, you are advised to scroll down a bit for a little treat.

There were many many votes that came through, giving support to the contestants – so thank you also to the 2oceansvibers out there who took part.

There were so many votes in fact, that we had to go by *ahem* feel. Linda and Thamar were the hot contenders but, at the end of the day, it had to go to Linda – because of the sheer effort displayed in her drawing.

Linda gives it a full go..

So well done, Linda!!

Email us from the same email address you sent in your pic, and we will tell you how to get your prize!