2oceans Vibe

A few weeks back I told you about Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner coming to an end and that she was possibly having something with professional freakshow, Criss Angel.

Ja, we now they’re REALLY going out. Like, flat out!

Good times..

People magazine reports:

“This is one of the most special evenings for me in my life and I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person, inside and out, than Holly to spend it with.”
When asked how he and Madison got together, he replied, “I got lucky. I didn’t have a date and so she said, ‘I’ll come’. She makes me look good.”

I must say, I’ve got a feeling about this one working out. It just seems so much more special and real than those other plastic Hollywood relationships.

They’ll be settling down with kids in no time!

We’re at the end of October and, before the boys start growing their moustaches for the month of Movember (NOTE: WE ARE ALL GROWING OUR MOUSTACHES FOR THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER – FACT), I thought we should play something upbeat.

Well, as usual, the real reason why we’re playing this tune is it gave me a surprise attack the other day when my iPod was on random. I don’t know all the songs on my iPod, as one often rips compilation CD’s onto the device, without being aware of the full track listing, and this little nonsense popped up. I tell you, I was hopping and bopping!

Now, The Chief and I OFTEN lose our minds to Jump (For My Love), by The Pointer Sisters and one should always be expected to drop everything when it plays, and dance like a gaydar. I certainly did not expect the same result from a modern day cover of the song, until I heard the version by plastic girl group Girls Aloud, as heard in the film Love Actually.

Oh my God you simply HAVE TO play this right now, girlfriend! Think of me when it picks up at the 1:34 mark and explodes at the 2:00 mark.

Why is it so CRAZY!!?!?

WHOOOOOO!!!!!

OH MY GOD!!! TURN IT UP!!!!!!

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For the guys out there, I suggest you watch that video, there are some SMOKERS jumping around in little vests, literally JUMPING AROUND!

It’s so awesome. And sexual. But in a legal way.

This is, like, the best Friday ever!

* Don’t forget Lewis Pugh, as well as The Sharks champs, The Parkour boys and Hip hop outfit ETC Crew on Luv Sport tonight at 21h10. SICK!

Con-Man’s best friend, Anne Hathaway, can be found in the latest Vogue spread. I thought I’d show you some of the pics.

I don’t know why I feature Anne Hathaway on these pages. There’s just something about her. Her face bone structure, perhaps. Something like that. Or her full lips. I’m not too sure. It’s probably just because of her role in The Devil Wears Prada which allowed me to fantasize about being a woman involved in fashion.

Either way, I don’t think it’s necessary for her to smoke in the one pic.

Tsk tsk! Not nice to see a pretty young lady smoking.

Silly girl.

Poefies.

Poeffie Poef.

Poeffin.

Piffin.

Piffin Piff Piff.

[spell-check wasn't quite sure about those last few lines]

With his 69th birthday next month, we take a moment out to celebrate the life of one of the great fashion icons, Roberto Cavalli.

These, taken in the last week.

Roberto, just chilling..

“This lifestyle comes with certain expectations, my angel”

“And you can start with with an all over creaming, please”

“There’s a good girl”

Roberto, 2oceansvibe salutes you!

Previous articles about the Luv Sport “Green Room” with the likes of Mark Fish, were decidedly diluted. But this week there is no mistaking the chaos as we spy this pic taken on Friday nights showing a gaggle of models indulging in some KFC, Jack Black beer and hamburgers. Naughty. Very naughty.

Luv Sport’s Tammy-Anne Fortuin shares some KFC and burgers with
2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models,
Lee-Ann Liebenberg, Candice Boucher and Lera Koryts’ka.

More behind the scenes pics, including the likes of Herschelle Gibbs, Robbie Fleck and the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models are already being displayed on the Luv Sport website.

Click here to check it out!

I love how incredibly ridiculously overboard these tabloids get when they smell blood, albeit a trickle.

If I may:

Hef’s new girlfriends, Kristina and Karissa
Sordid? Or SORTED?

 

Hefner’s twin beauties have a sordid past life

London (ANI): The 19-year-old twin beauties Hugh Hefner handpicked to replace his “No 1 girlfriend,” have a sordid past life, according to reports. The Playboy mogul has recently been spotted with sensational twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon. Reports suggest that police arrested the twin blondes, who have already moved into the Playboy Mansion, for felony aggravated battery in January and were later given probation.

The news may come as a shock for the octogenarian tycoon, as his 28-year-old girlfriend Holly Madison moved out of his life and the Playboy mansion. The Playboy mogul had been on girlfriend hunting spree just days after long-time partners Madison and Kendra Wilkinson announced the end of their respective relationships with the Playboy founder.

Ok, firstly, it is impossible to refer to a 19-year-old, let alone twins, as having a “past life.” One needs to be at LEAST 30 years of age to possess a “past life.” It is only in 12 years time that their respective husbands-to-be will find out about their “sordid past life” when it is revealed that they were both knobbing an 82 year old man by the name of Hugh Hefner, AT THE SAME TIME. Now THERE’S a “sordid past life!”

And secondly, one cannot use the word “sordid” when referring to reports which “suggest that police arrested them for felony aggravated battery.” Oh please, man – don’t be completely ridiculous! Double-clicking my mouse too hard could be described as ‘felony aggravated battery.’

But let’s not be silly and waste time on such nonsense. Let’s rather focus on what we want to hear, which is nothing. We want to see. And that is why you can click here to see their mugshots from that incident. Or you can click here (NSFW) to see our girls kaal, next to Hef’s name on the Hollywood walk of fame.

The Boston Herald Reports:

Halle Berry is Esquire maggie’s “Sexiest Woman Alive” this year but the glam gal is a bit confused about the title. “I don’t know exactly what it means, but being 42 and having just had a baby, I think I’ll take it,” Berry joked to the mag in its November issue.

Halle Berry is the winner

For me the best thing about this whole article is the fact that I used the Boston Herald as my source. Out of all the millions of sources out there with the same story, I went for the Boston Herald!

Hahahaha! It’s SO crazy around here!

Anyway, well done, Halle. Although I personally prefer having a good browse over FHM’s hottest chick in South Africa, Tracy McGregor .

Hugh Hefner’s number 1 girlfriend, Holly Madison, yesterday confirmed that her and Hef are no longer together (TMZ report and video here)

Holly Madison, wearing an open-neck shirt

And now The Dirty have confirmed she is seeing this fellow, Criss Angel, who I don’t know too much about.

“Holly Madison moves out of the Playboy Mansion because she is sleeping with Criss Angel.

She was really working her way into everything at Playboy even choosing Playmates for the magazine. Now “The Girls Next Door” Producers are scrambling on how they are going to finish the show with Holly Madison- Ex-Girl Next Door.”

Personally, I’d be weary of someone whose parents can’t spell the name Chris. I also had no idea that he is a magician!

Interesting vibe. I wouldn’t be surprised if he won her over by showing her “The Carrot” magic trick that I have the African Rights to.

Ok, I’ll just jump right into this one..

The Telegraph has revelead:

A lifesize gold statue of Kate Moss as a “modern-day Aphrodite” with her legs tucked behind her head has been unveiled at the British Museum.

 

 

Siren is made entirely of 18 carat gold and will be displayed in the museum’s Nereid Gallery among statues of Greek goddesses including Aphrodite.

It is the largest gold statue made by man since ancient Egyptian times, weighing 50kg, around the same as its subject.

Artist Marc Quinn, whose previous works include the sculpture of a pregnant woman with no arms or legs that now sits on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square, said Siren cost £1.5m to make, £1m of which was the price of the gold.

He expects it to fetch up to £10m when it is sold following its time with the British Museum in January.

Speaking at the unveiling, Mr Quinn said he saw Miss Moss, who posed for him for a day though not in the position of the statue, as a “modern day Aphrodite”.

“For Kate, she thinks it lifts into her into a mythical level,” he said.

[And so it goes on... CLICK HERE FOR MORE.]

Amazing vibe that guy is going for. I sincerely hope he got at least a bit of action from Moss for all of that effort.

That reminds me, I must finish off the platinum statue I started. The one of me, mid flick-flack, naked, smiling. They’re all the rage at the moment, statues. Lest we forget the gold statue of Oprah Winfrey by Daniel Edwards, entitled “The Oprah Sarcophagus.”

[thanks kate]

I received some awesome entries for the Rocking The Daisies VIP ticket competition, which closed on Monday. You might remember the two winners, who won a pair of VIP tickets each. That’s right – Vee Eye Pee, my mate!

Although the competition is over, I simply have to publish this pic I received on Tuesday from the PlayGround SA girls.

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Oh my goodness! What a wonderful bunch of delicious angels!

Thanks for the pic, girls. Sorry it’s too late, but hope you enjoyed the exposure.

Get it? Exposure!

Jeez, it’s SO crazy like that around here the whole time!

Wear the same clothes at the VIP entrance at the festival and I doubt you’ll need tickets!

I don’t know much about Star Trek. I know William Shatner might have been in it. And Doctor Spock, with his funny ears. But then it gets hazey and the Star Trek vs Star Wars vibe starts to happen. There’s that little freak robot called R2-D2 and his crap gold robot friend – now I think they’re in Star WARS. It doesn’t make the faintest difference to me. Right now I just want to tell you about Diora Baird, the “new Star Trek chick !”

Diora Baird – with impressive eye makeup

Diora Baird – pushing the wall back

Nice hey?

I thought she was fine.

She will apparently play the part of “Orion Slave Girl” – pretty cool. Although, personally, I don’t think anyone’s work rate can compare to that of a pre-teen Cambodian child. I suppose in this case it’s more a visual treat, rather than actually getting the job done. Hey, whatever rocks your boat, guys – I’m churning out flip-flops here at a rate of 100 an hour.. I’ll get my rocks off somewhere else, thank you very much.

Be sure to check out this Star Trek website where the “Trekkies” as they call themselves, discuss Diora Baird. Shame. An odd bunch, they are, with their own secret language and all that. With Diora in the next Star Trek movie, they won’t have any problems scoring hot chicks!

“Star Trek 10 Nemesis” is available DVD Nouveau. Sick!

I know what you’re thinking and I understand that it sounds like I’m talking kak, but I can confidently tell you that this is happening on Friday night. On TV. At 21h10. On SuperSport 1 (channel 201 on DCTV).

Let’s go through those one by one.

Rugby God, Percy Montgomery:

Monty – killing it

Surfer Champ / Sex Bomb, Roxy Louw:

Roxy – dominating a bit of Woolworths JT1 lingerie

Rugby Legend / Roxy’s pop, Rob Louw:

Rob Louw – pure class

SA’s #1 Rock Band, The Dirty Skirts:

Click here for the latest single by The Dirty Skirts

Some of you may be aware that I’m involved in this new sports/lifestyle TV show called Luv Sport. It’s loads of fun and we’re constantly trying to improve it until we have a show that you absolutely adore. So please, send in your comments and suggestions and we will consider every single one. Check out the website and leave your comments where indicated at www.luvsport.co.za

Stunning.

Just stunning!

Either way, we’ll see you on Friday night, 21h10 on Supersport 1!

It was a stunning affair last week as I attended the launch of the new Tracy McGregor Summer range at Blue Bay Clothing in Green Point. You’ll remember Tracy was recently voted the Hottest Woman in South Africa 2008 by FHM Magazine.

Yup, that’s the one

As the new face of Blue Bay clothing, Tracy was on hand in a dangerously revealing dress. Cameras on the scene caught a little tete-a-tete between Seth and Tracy.

Check it out:

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Did you enjoy that little number she was wearing? Check out the full range at Blue Bay Clothing in Green Point, above Melissa’s – home of the R650 sandwich.

This was my pick of the new exciting summer range of dresses.

It’s so purrrdy!

In this incredibly awesome series of shots, we see uber-awesome supermodel, Heidi Klum, recreating some of history’s most memorable TV/pinup promo shots.

Check them out below and click the link under each pic to see the original.

The Jessica Rabbit vibe

The Farrah Fawcett vibe

The American Beauty vibe

It’s a FACT that Heidi Klum rocks your world.

It is also a FACT that I will, quite happily, pose for the American Beauty rose shot as seen above. I think it is important that Seth is captured lying in a bed of roses.

As long as it’s done tastefully.

Hello Magazine published these recent pics of Princess Charlotte of Monaco.

Deal with it.

Charlotte Casiraghi and good friend, Alex Dellal

Looking at Charlotte Casiraghi you can’t help but be reminded of her mum. From the luxurious mane of brunette hair to the poise with which she carries herself, Princess Caroline of Monaco’s daughter is a chip off a very elegant block.

Charlotte, who’s currently based in London while she serves an internship with The Independent, habitually favours her mother’s style, too, often choosing Chanel for those special occasions.

On Thursday, though, the 22-year-old society beauty was keeping it casual in jeans and a leather jacket as she attended an exhibition at the capital’s trendy Scream gallery, to which Ronnie Woods’ wife Jo had also been invited.

Accompanying Charlotte was her similarly dressed down boyfriend, Alex Dellal, who is the manager of another cool art space, 20 Hoxton Square, and a canine boxer pal.

[more here]

Oh, is that the boyfriend?

Ja whatever.

[thanks sa]

Marie Claire’s online “offering” has confirmed that England rugby jock, Danny Cipriani and Billy Zane’s ex, Kelly Brook , are dating.

Danny Cipriani
This one’s for the laydezz!

Kelly Brook and Danny Cipriani have revealed they are an item – just weeks after Kelly split for the second time from her former fiancé, Billy Zane.

The Strictly Come Dancing star couldn’t stop beaming as the pair left the Ivy restaurant last night, and it’s not surprising – Kelly, 28, has bagged herself a gorgeous toyboy in the form of the rugby ace, who is a baby at 20-years-old.

The new couple enjoyed a three-hour romantic meal, before moving on to party at funky club Bungalow 8.

[more here]

Kelly Brook
Fine!

You’ve done well my son.

Make the most of it. She’ll teach you things.

Get some booze, a strobe light, some sirens, and just enjoy it!

[thanks arkie]

To the angels out there looking around for a role model, this is the one. Christina Aguilera is about 12 different shades of awesome.

Don’t waste your time analysing such FILTH as Lindsay Lohan or Tara Reid or Jeremy Mansfield.

No, no – Christina is the one you want.

Fuck she rocks.

[thanks charl]

Yup, check out more pics from Anna Kournikova’s Maxim September 2008 shoot here.

I don’t know if I’m more excited to show you these pics, have you stop sending them to me, or the fact that I found the website chickipedia during the process of writing this.

For those of you who HAVEN’T received the several million emails of her going around, this is American pole vault champion, Allison Stokke. She’s 18.

Naughty…

Allison Stokke
Deal with it

Chickipedia had this to report:

Alison Stokke, who normally rises over the pole-vaulting bar, rose to Internet Fame when a picture of her when she was 17 at a track meet was posted on the Internet.

Life Story
Soon, more pictures would surface, millions of new fans would stare at her gazingly, and this future California Bear Field Star, would find unexpected, and unwanted fame as one of the few Internet stars that have kept their clothes on.
She was the National Freshman Record holder in the pole-vault in 2004 going 12-08 and winning the California State Meet. In 2005 she was trying out a new pole during a practice session at Golden West College and unfortunately fell into the concrete box, breaking her tibia.

She was #1 U.S. Outdoors in 2006 at 13-5.75, clearing that height at the Surf City Invitational, which is a National Sophomore class record . . . At the time, it was just inches off of the National high school outdoor record of 13-8.50 set by Kira Costa in 2003.

Awesome. Thanks for that.

Well knock me sideways, will you look at this!! Just when you thought Germany was all about BMW’s and Audi’s, they present us with these pics of some of their female Olympic Athletes.

Jeepers Hudders! Click pics for NSFW images.

Nicole Reinhardt

Nicole Reinhardt : Not only is the champion kayaker one of Germany’s biggest gold medal hopes, she’s also one of the sexiest members of the Olympic team. The kayak champ revealed: “Thank God kayaking is all about technique. There are women who have much bigger and stronger arms than me.”

Petra Niemann

Petra Niemann : This is the third time Petra will be competing at the Olympic Games and she hopes to finally bring home her first medal. She said: “I work extra hard with my psychologist. He advised me to concentrate on the high point of the year above everything else.”

Romy Tarangul

Romy Tarangul : Unfortunately, the Judo competitor has already been eliminated but at least we still get to see her in stunning form in Playboy! Tarangul warned: “I can beat up some of the men in my sport.”

[Source:The Sun]

Thanks for that, guys.

Seriously, that was really cool.

Good luck and everything.

[thanks ilan]