2oceans Vibe

The universe’s settings ensure that 2oceansvibe and the vibe in general will always prevail. Take for example this new Betwaycom commercial, which features no only 2oceansvibe Character G-Man, but also previous 2oceansvibe WeatherGirl, Lisa Cowley!

G-Man is quite amazing when it comes to controlling his environment. “Almost magical” is how some people have referred to his powers. Never before have they been so well documented as in this ad, where we see him using his mind and his mouse to remove idiots.

Too mean!!

And what do you know, Goldfish (2oceansvibe Characters The Blonde and Baby Jesus) took care of the soundtrack in that ad as well!

Jeez, sorry… don’t want “the vibe” to take over or anything..

[thanks dale]

Bzzzzt.. my head nearly exploded trying to compute that headline. Sorry, did you say Megan Fox and Armani and underwear and pictures in the same sentence?

You’re Goddamn right I did!

BANG!

Megan Fox for Armani underwear

Fashionistas and most-males alike may recall the news that Megan Fox was taking over the Armani underwear gig that Victoria Beckham was enjoying for quite some time.

This, from the Insider:

The sultry and sexy actress Megan Fox, 23, is stripping down to her underwear in the name of fashion.

The ‘Transformers’ star has signed on to be the new face and body of Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans campaigns, “The Insider” confirms. The actress was photographed this past July alongside Armani at the Giorgio Armani Privé show.

Fox’s Armani ads will begin running in worldwide in January. The actress succeeds Victoria Beckham, who stripped down for an Armani underwear campaign this past year.

Soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo has also signed on to pose for the men’s Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans campaigns, though he will not be appearing alongside Fox in any of the ads.

[more here, if you care]

That’s all very well, but I doubt many of you are interested in any more written-form information. That is why I got these pics for you to explain further.

Click thumbnails for enlarged *cough* images.

I’ll gonna be honest here – I am absolutely FINE with those!

Speaking of thumbnails, did you have a squizz at Megan’s thumbs?

Huh?

What?

No, nothing… I was just saying..

[source: gather]

[thanks dave]

It just occurred to us, here at 2oceansvibe Headquarters, that we haven’t given you pictures of Candice Swanepoel for at LEAST a week. Our very own South African Victoria’s Secret angel also happens to be their hottest. She basically picked up where Adriana Lima left off.

Together we can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don’t know what to do and I’m always in the dark
We’re living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever’s gonna start tonight
Forever’s gonna start tonight
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I’m only falling apart
There’s nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart

[*cough* sorry about that.]

That’s after Adriana went and ruined everything by getting married to whoever that jerk was. Puh! Like he’ll ever be able to make her truly happy! Tell me, Adriana, does bozo play you Barbara Streisand / Barry Gibb duets on vinyl on Sunday mornings? As you look out over the Atlantic Ocean. No, he doesn’t.

ENOUGH!

Let’s concentrate on Candice, for she has not erred like Adriana. Indeed, this is what she looks like when she “turns around.”

And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you’ll only hold me tight
We’ll be holding on forever
And we’ll only be making it right
Cause we’ll never be wrong together

Ja, so there you have it. She’s basically amazing and she’s all ours.

There is a very strong chance that we would have Candice as a 2oceansvibe WeatherGirl. I think she’s got it, I really do..

Let’s wrap it up..

As laptop explodes!

Jeepers creepers this ad put a whole new spin on my day! Michael Bay , for those of you that don’t know, is the guy who gave you Armageddon, The Rock, Pearl Harbor, Bad Boys, Bad Boys II, Transformers, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, and producing remakes of horror movies such as Friday the 13th reboot, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre as well as the upcoming A Nightmare on Elm Street.

You can only imagine what he would do to a lingerie commercial..

I can confirm that both guys and girls alike, will LOVE this video!

So go ahead and stroke the play button.

Now sit back.

And relaaaaax…

What did I tell you?

WHAT

DID

I

TELL

YOU?

My God, that was completely off the hizzooooo and and I was ABSOLUTELY FINE with the fact that the hottest angel in it was our very own Candice Swanepoel !

You go, girlfriend!

*cough*

sorry

I know what you’re thinking. How can it get to this level? It’s quite silly, really – it’s like we’re playing this game on “easy” mode..

Behold, the ULTIMATE Christmas gift..

Due to the overwhelming amount of awesome videos on 2oceansvibe, you can’t be expected to watch it all – and let’s face it, not everyone has super fast internet. So here it is, people. You asked for it, and now you’ve got it. It’s the 2009 2oceansvibe DVD.

Not surprisingly, it’s entitled “Touch Yourself” and contains SO MUCH stuff I honestly don’t know where to begin. What’s more, they’re all presented in their original resolution, so you’re getting improved picture quality too!

Just to get you started, it’s basically got the ENTIRE 2oceansvibe Weathergirls Show collection (shame – poor you), with models including The Cowley Sisters, Tracy McGregor, Lyndall Jarvis, Genevieve Morton and tons more beautiful angels. And that’s not excluding the ones with Helen Zille and Goldfish and the other one with Bob Skinstad stripping down to his jocks! Some classic moments, I must admit!

But that’s not all..

Howz that DVD box? Pretty cool, hey? Can you imagine owning that and holding it close to your body? No need – just pop it in the DVD player and, when you watch it, it will feel like I am right there, holding you. Naked.

It’s also got the ENTIRE Pauly Shore series with Dirty Skirts soundtrack that we shot in Hollywood early on in the year – which includes Pauly Shore dry humping Zinzi on a physio’s table. Let alone live footage of Pauly making hotel booty calls and following through with the angels actually arriving at the door within minutes! Those who have watched the whole thing will confirm that it is truly hilarious! And I didn’t even mention the hidden-camera footage of Pauly in the drug store..

OBVIOUSLY it’s got the IDOLS Randall Abraham “Rocky” video which won the award for Best Blog Post at the 2009 SA Blog Awards. That same video has been watched online over 150,000 times so far. I simply couldn’t leave it out!

It’s got the little debate I had with Springbok Captain, John Smit, as well as the 2oceansvibe Top Billing feature which included Goldfish, as well as Ard Matthews from Just Jinjer on the show.

So it’s a bit of a joke when it comes to the volume of stuff you’re getting on the DVD. There’s even a Bonus footage section which includes the now famous Cape Town Short Cuts video, as well as behind the scenes never-seen-before footage of The TBG, Seth, The Dude, G-Man and the rest of the gang. I would tell you more, but don’t want to spoil it..

I had someone the other day tell me that they would pay R250 just for copies of all the weather girls. Well, Thomas, there will be no need! Because you can get EVERYTHING I have just mentioned AND MORE for just R100. That’s what a lot of people give car guards these days.

No surprises there – we’ve gone and made it too easy for you again.

It’s basically just all a big joke.

I cannot imagine a better Christmas present. It costs you nearly nothing and, at the same time, it might just save someone’s life. If you’re smart you’ll buy one for every person you’ve ever met in your life.

Do yourselves a favour and CLICK HERE (or the disc above) to go straight to the Diletto website, which is where you will be able to buy it right now, online baby!

And can you believe that the price includes a signed picture of Seth in the Karate-Kid “Crane” pose? Taken during the “Randall Abrahams ‘Rocky’ Video.”

Well it does.

All inclusive..

*The DVD will also be available to hire from all branches of DVD Nouveau.

*5% of all proceeds go to the MyLife Foundation

CLICK HERE TO BUY DVD

To say 2oceansvibe is fond of Rachel Bilson, would be an understatement. I’m not going to get into the reasons why, or the moment we all fell in love with her on TV Series – “THE OC,” we all know what happened. We all felt it.

And now she is growing up.

Perfectly..

Actress/hot thing – RACHEL BILSON

Hey? That’s pretty much what you’re looking for.

Let’s get a few more in, while we’re at it.

Rachel Bilson IS/WAS The O.C.

We can’t find 2 for now, but it REALLY doesn’t matter – just keep going, man!!

For those of you new to the game (well it’s not really a game, – it’s quite serious), Segment 1 can be found HERE.

It’s so awesome watching a fashion show that is taking place at the same time as you reading about it, don’t you think!?

It’s like you’re on the ramp, yourself!

I mean, you’re at your desk, working, but you’re actually a model.

When you next go to the loo or the office kitchen, I want you to really work your hips, ok?

REALLY give it some! BE the model that you are.

You’re beautiful, baby – WORK IT!

Then, on your way back to your desk, just keeping strutting and looking ahead, while you shout out, “That’s right, bitches!”

Then come back here and I’ll hold you tight and we’ll pretend you’re still a model.

Cool?

Ok GO!

Most some of you are aware that the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is taking place right now. Due to the earth rotation and the moon etc. it’s actually night time over there.

Tonight on CBS, the highly-anticipated Victoria Secret Fashion Show will show off some eye candy for male viewers and a spectacular $3 million Fantasy Bra worn by Marisa Miller.

The bejeweled bra has over 150 carats of diamonds including 2,300 diamonds and a 16-carat heart-shaped diamond pendant. If you’re thinking that you’d like to buy the $3 million bra with your holiday bonus check, it’s not likely you’ll be able to. No one has ever purchased the Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Bra, the company said. Past bras—including the 2006 Hearts on Fire Diamond Fantasy Bra, worth $7 million—have all been dismantled.

Filmed in New York City in November, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show is hosted by VS model Heidi Klum, who has indicated to the press that she isn’t in lingerie shape post baby. Many would beg to differ.

[more here]

This has JUST happened:

My God!

We’ll keep you posted..

[thanks sam]

Our very own Victoria’s Secret model, Candice Swanepoel, is causing quite a stir overseas and seems to be – dare I say it – cracking the US!

She was on one of their “NFL TODAY” (Football) TV shows this week and, in a nutshell, KILLED IT!

Check out this video – God, she really is a honey!

Hah! How very cool is she? It’s quite special checking one of our own on TV in another country dealing with a table of five drooling men who are all trying to remain composed and ask normal questions when all they want to do is jump her.

And her accent, amongst those American accents… sounded nice, hey? I was fine with it. Let’s face it – it could have been worse..

It could have been wors!

Ja, look, she’s a honey and It comes as no surprise that she is a former 2oceansvibe Tuesday Tabs feature. That’s right, baby! Click here for Tuesday Tabs #134.

Some of you may not have received the memo regarding Monday. We call it the weather report and it was showing a reading of “stupid” for the whole day.

It started off like this:

And ended like this:

With all sorts happening in between.

To check out the shots from the day, check out the 2oceansvibe Flickr photo albums which you can find here.

I know what you’re going to say and I agree with you. Why is there so much focus on stopping global warming, when the sun and girls in bikinis are so awesome?

Brain

Does

Not

Compute

Once you’ve check out those pics, check out this one. Sent in by a reader, Damon P, who spotted me from afar. He says:

Hey Seth,

I thoroughly enjoyed the pics you posted on Twitter yesterday. Seems like we were quite near each other on the beach.

Thought you might appreciate this pic of you taken at the same time – with some pleasant scenery in the foreground..

Click pic for higher res image

Nice one, Damon! Yes, indeed, I think that is me *cough* in the background.

Well they can keep going the angle that they’re heading because Cosmo have pleased me NO-END over the past few days. It was just last week that I found myself perched in the front row at the Cosmopolitan Swimwear Party & Fashion Show (that link includes photos), and now (just last weekend) they go and host South Africa’s biggest Swimsuit Shoot EVER.

On Camps Bay beach, nogal!

Click pics for hi-res images:

Aerial shot of the action on the beach. (pic by Anthony Friend)

Cape Town’s finests forming the word Cosmo on Camps Bay beach
(Pic by Peter Lambert)

Cosmo’s Fun Fearless Females (Pic by Peter Lambert)

Good Hope FM’s The Knob gets his legs shaven
by one of the Gillette Venus Breeze girls

Check out this vibe:

530 GODDESSES GRACE SA’S BIGGEST SWIMSUIT SHOOT EVER!

On Saturday the 14th of November 530 fun, fearless, bikini-clad females descended on Camps Bay Beach in the Western Cape to take part in South Africa’s biggest swimsuit shoot ever. Despite the erratic weather that had been plaguing the Cape in the days leading up to the big event, organisers Cosmopolitan and Gillette Venus Breeze were determined to set a national record for the most bikini babes in one photoshoot.

The 530 bikinied beauties braved uncertain weather conditions for a day of fun, in the sun. Whilst grooving to music supplied by Good Hope FM, the ladies took their positions to form the word COSMO, making SA’s biggest swimsuit shoot ever! Excitement and community spirit abounded as photographers and videographers hovering in a helicopter overhead captured the momentous occasion.

Undoubtedly, a huge highlight of the day was the announcement of the winner of the Miss Gillette Venus Legs of a Goddess 2009 title, won by Kyle Koegeleneberg. Kyle’s beautiful legs and fabulously feminine personality were spotted by a team of judges from Gillette, Cosmopolitan, Good Hope FM and Full Circle Model Management, who had the fortunate yet tough task of combing the beach for fine-legged finalists.

According to Gillette Brand Manager, Akwasi Opoku-Dakwa, “Today is about celebrating women who feel great about themselves, having fun, and being part of a record-setting event. Venus is all about revealing the goddess in every woman and we’re thrilled to be able to create this event together with the fun, fearless females of Cosmo. ”

And to Kyle Koegeleneberg for winning…

WELL DONE, girlfriend!!

This is supermodel Doutzen Kroes in a recent secret Victoria’s Secret shoot in St. Barth on October 29.

  
Doutzen Kroes in St. Bath
Click image for hi-res

What does that picture tell you? That’s right – it tells you that starving models do not appeal to us. No, no they don’t.

In fact, they freak us out.

Doutzen Kroes is certainly not skinny malinks and look how great she looks? Let that be a lesson, girls! And look, don’t take this in the wrong way – this doesn’t mean we’re encouraging fatty boom booms!

Perhaps you need to peruse a few more pics?

Click these thumbnails for higher-res images.

So there you have it.

I’m just saying.

Just don’t be silly – you’re such a gorgeous angel.

Lest forget that the world’s finest Eating Disorder Treatment Clinic is right here in Cape Town!

[source: superiorpics]

You might have spotted the new Cosmopolitan Mag on the shelves which happens to be their annual Beach Babe Summer Special, which includes the 66-page Swimwear guide. I can confirm that is is very hot. I slept next to mine the first night I had it.

We spooned.   

Back to the point of this article – there is something quite silly happening on wednesday, 11 November. Basically, it’s gonna be Bikini City. I can just picture it. There will be hordes of angels prancing around in bikini’s on and off the ramp – whilst you and I sip on cocktails and flutter around the room, undressing each other with our eyes. Because that’s how it was meant to be. And that’s how it always is at the annual Cosmopolitan Swimwear Fashion Show and Summer Party!

Check it out here, as well as how and where to get tickets.

Cosmopolitan magazine’s popular Summer issue is out now and, in true Cosmo style, sets the tone for the hottest months of the year. The issue features a 66-page special shot in Egypt in partnership with Max Factor and showcases the latest in beachwear, from metallics, animal prints, bohemian-inspired fabrics to the very popular vintage styles.

The brands featured in this year’s Cosmo Summer issue are Speedo, Woolworths, Davidoff, Sunglass Hut, Vawter, Clicks, Max Factor, Scott & Wells, Havaianas, AC Activewear and Hang Ten.

To kick start the summer fun, Cosmo will host its annual Summer party at Ignite in Camps Bay, Cape Town on the 11^th of November. All the summer fashion featured in the magazine will be showcased at the Egypt-themed fashion show and the party promises to set the tone for summer. Tickets to the event are available at Computicket outlets or online at www.computicket.co.za.

For any queries contact Melissa Beukman n 011 262 3244.

For more Cosmo, go to www.cosmopolitan.co.za

Shame, it sounds just AWFUL, don’t you agree?

We really must try our best not to go. Seriously, there is nothing I hate more than models and bikini’s (and topless guys in boardshorts for the girls) and cocktails and smooth tunes as the sun sets over Camps Bay.

Sis.

Very poofie..

So anyway we’re giving away 5 pairs of tickets to you, the lucky 2oceansvibe readers. All you have to do to win the tickets is email editor@2oceansvibe.com with subject “Cosmo Compo” and tell me who is on the cover of the latest Cosmopolitan mag (the cover is red and it’s not the angel in the image above.)

Competition closes on Friday 6 November at 17h00 and, as always, is only open to 2oceansvibe Subscribers.

CLICK HERE to SUBSCRIBE to the VIBE.

Heidi Klum Dipped in Chocolate
[Bum pic: here]

Heidi Klum Dipped In Chocolate – Not the WORST thing I can think of. Heidi Klum made chocolate a whole different kind of sexy, if these pictures from the just-released coffee table book Heidilicious by the photographer Rankin, are anything to go by. The supermodel took a healthy dip in chocolate sauce (while in the buff) for some of the pictures. [buy in SA / buy in UK]

Church Online: Believers Can Worship On Web, ‘Click To Accept Christ‘ – Church volunteers greet visitors entering the lobby. The worship band begins its set and a pastor offers to pray privately with anyone during the service. When the sermon is done, it’s time for communion, and the pastor guides attendees through the ritual. Later, worshippers exchange Facebook and e-mail addresses so they can stay in touch. [huffpo]

The Secret Shame of Social Networking: How Silicon Valley Got Hooked on Scammers – Silicon Valley pundits like to talk about social media as a potential geyser of cash. What they leave out is that one of the only ways social networks like Facebook, MySpace have done that is joining league with online scammers. [valleywag]

Mel Gibson and Girlfriend Welcome a Baby Girl – Actor Mel Gibson and his Russian girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva are celebrating the birth of a daughter, according to media reports. Gibson, 53, announced in May that his girlfriend was pregnant. Celebrity website RadarOnline.com said 39-year-old Grigorieva gave birth on Friday, a few weeks early. [abc]

Does This Recession Make Me Look Fat? – In light of the economic downturn, consumers have been scaling back—on food that’s actually good for them. Sales of potato chips and other quick-payoff snacks are way up, and even though people are cooking at home rather than dining out to save money, what they’re preparing in the kitchen is more likely than ever to involve a microwave oven. [time]

Bolt Adopts “Lightning Bolt” – The world’s fastest man adopted the animal kingdom’s fastest sprinter Monday, as Puma’s Usain Bolt welcomed a new baby cheetah named “Lightning Bolt” into his life. The Jamaican sprinter’s sponsorship of the three-month-old male cheetah is part of an effort to boost Kenyan conservation efforts of its famous wildlife. [sport24]

Ford Posts an Unexpected Profit of $1 billion – The Ford Motor Company on Monday posted a surprise third-quarter profit of $997 million and said it had had its first profitable quarter in North America in more than four years. The carmaker also said that, at least temporarily, it had stopped rapidly burning through its much-needed cash reserves. It reported positive cash flow of $2.8 billion during the quarter, ending September with $23.8 billion. [nytimes]

Fahrenheit 2010 Trailer – Some guys have made a movie about what they think is really going on with the 2010 South Africa Soccer World Cup. “As the clock ticks down, and the nations of the world anticipate the beautiful games showpiece, questions are being asked about what will happen after the trophy is lifted, the caravans move on, and the dogs stop barking.” [youtube]

Tower of London Suspends BeefEaters in Harassment Inquiry – The Tower of London has suspended two beefeaters as part of an investigation into alleged harassment of its first female Yeoman Warder. A third is under investigation over charges of bullying Moira Cameron, 44, who two years ago became the first female beefeater in the tower’s 1,000-year history. [guardian]

Robbers Had Worst Disguise Ever – It’s been labelled the worst disguise ever – two men arrested over a burglary attempt in the US were found with fake beards and masks scrawled on their faces with a permanent marker. Police stopped the car of Matthew McNelly, 23, and Joey Miller, 20 after it matched the description of a vehicle used by two men who allegedly tried to break into an Iowa apartment last Friday night. [stuff]

Taking It From Behind – Yes, amazingly, that is the title of a book available on Amazon. “Taking It from Behind: From Boycott to Blewett: Cricket’s Changing Face in Yorkshire’s Quest for Glory”. Surely someone should have warned them beforehand? I mean, come on! [amazon]

Travel Company Gives Free Trips to Bloggers – Yokmok is a clever little system which trades travel for articles. Tailor made for adventurer bloggers, they say, “We ask you to share your experience of the trip by blogging at least one entry per day during the trip, 4 entries before the trip starts, and 4 entries after the trip ends. In each entry there will be at least one direct link to YokmoK’s website.” Very clever.. [yokmok]

New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens ‘It’s Gay To Smoke’ – The Onion launched a new video today that imagines a world in which anti-tobacco groups used homophobic rhetoric to get kids to stop smoking. Although it is a satirical website, this may well cause some upset. [theonion]

[thanks michael, athol, tomas, leon]

Well this is a first for the 2oceansvibe Tuesday Tabs department! We’ve brought you Tuesday Tabs every week for nearly three full years and have managed to maintain a certain level of quality and class. Sometimes the readers send in options for us to consider, and sometimes we find it ourselves. And I thought we had seen it all!

Quite recently we received an email from a reader (Dave M – thank you kindly) with a photo of the most beautiful angel we’ve seen for quite some time. There was no information on her and, following further requests, we were informed that the girl in question was a 21-year-old Ukranian angel by the name of Yara. But that’s not all – it turns out she is a dancer from Cape Town’s premier gentleman’s club, Mavericks! And what’s more, she also happens to be MISS Mavericks 2008! Whooah!

The reader had a contact who was apparently involved behind the scenes in the 2008 Miss Mavericks competition and had access to some high quality pics of said angel, Yara. We were very impressed with how classy the pics were and thought you would appreciate her featuring as this week’s Tuesday Tabs installment!

So here it is, ladies and gents, Miss Mavericks 2008, Yara!

Click image for tasteful yet NSFW image of
Yara – Miss Mavericks 2008

I’ll be honest – I’m very impressed! But not as impressed as you’ll be when I tell you that I had a peep at the Mavericks Website and can confirm that Yara is still very much a feature at the club!

Nice.

Real nice..

[thanks dave]

I think a massive round of applause is due for the 2oceansvibe Weathergirls featured in this year’s highly anticipated Sports Illustrated SWIMWEAR EDITION – including Elbe van der Merwe, Lyndall Jarvis and Genevieve Morton!

But there could only be one cover girl, and, although she has not yet been a 2oceansvibe Weather Girl, this year the prestigious accolade went to former Romanian high jumper, Catrinel Menghia..

Catrinel Menghia
Very kak  

I went to the launch party at HQ in Cape Town on Thursday (hosted by 2oceansvibe Character and 94.5FM DJ (3pm to 7pm drive show), Richard Hardiman (“Harders“).

It should be noted at this point that we ran into eTV weather man, Derek van Dam and it’s pretty much a FACT that he will be a 2oceansvibe Weathergirl in the near future.

Anyway, check out this release:

The most anticipated magazine promotion of the year, the Sports Illustrated Swimwear Edition 2009 hits shelves on the 19th October 2009 amidst much hype and fanfare.

At an exclusive party held at HQ in Cape Town on Thursday 15th October, former Romanian high jumper, Catrinel Menghia was revealed as the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimwear cover model.

This stunning, internationally sought-after beauty was just 16 years old when she was discovered walking out of the athletics stadium in her hometown of Lasi, Romania. Since then, Catrinel has travelled the world modeling for major fashion houses, such as Giorgio Armani. She has featured as a Peroni girl and has graced the pages of many world-renowned magazines. The 24-year-old showcases some of this summer’s hottest bikinis in what has to be one of the sexiest, most stylish and sophisticated SI Swimwear shoots in the magazine’s proud history.

Sports Illustrated and Nashua have set new standards with this year’s offering. Shot on location in exotic Zanzibar, the sizzling 2009 edition features 11 of the world’s sexiest models gracing 144 pages of pure paradise. This year’s hotties include:

New Guess face – Candice Boucher
The ever-popular Swimwear models – Dominique Piek and Genevieve Morton
Wonderbra extraordinaire – Elbe van der Merwe
Blonde Eastern European bombshell – Valeria Koryts’ka
And the five Swimwear newbies – Lyndall Jarvis, Shashi Naidoo, Shane van der Westhuizen, Marzaan Kalis and Tanya Manganyi

*Highighted names indicate 2oceansvibe Weather Girls.

Get your hands on the Sports Illustrated Swimwear Edition 2009 – the hottest magazine on the shelves this summer!

To see more images of the Swimwear models, head to the Sports Illustrated Swimwear website on http://www.simag.co.za

Pics from the launch:

The Incredible Schalk, Lyndall Jarvis, Adriaaan and Elbe
Among others..

“Biff” – having a very kak time

You need to appreciate how awesome the latest issue is. You need to get your head around how crazy gorgeous the angels are. My God! I want to scan and show you some of the pics, but I can’t. That would be naughty.

Just trust me.

A few weeks back I did a story on the three ELLE Magazine covers that were sent to me, after I visited the Vanessa Haywood cover shoot in Cape Town. They wanted my opinion on which one I thought was the best. Naturally, I took this one step further and asked 2oceansvibe what YOU thought.

Now, whilst there was debate (over 50 comments!) over which of the three possible ELLE Magazine covers featuring District 9 star, Vanessa Haywood should be used; it seems that the cover with the most amount of support (also my favourite) was the one they chose!

Apparently it hits stores today!

Vanessa Haywood
A bona fide angel

Stunning, just stunning!

But I’ve got something else for you. Some of you obviously know that Vanessa is connected to 2oceansvibe – she’s old school friends and family friends with a number of our 2oceansvibe Characters.

That said, I managed to get hold of a private pic of her as a little girl.

Turns out she’s been an angel from a very young age!

Vanessa Haywood
Was an angel from a young age!

QUITE adorable!

Definitely beats being a prawn!

Well done on a great cover, ELLE! I’m looking forward to grabbing a copy for myself!

It’s common knowledge that I am a big fan of the Woolies JT1 lingerie range (I’m not alone, it seems) and have never seen a better example of why this is, as on Saturday night at the JT1 fashion show which took place at Cape Town’s FTV Cafe. Every single girl involved was an absolute angel.

But if I HAD to choose one, it would be this naughty little thing:

Very naughty

Jeepers Hudders – I’m fine with that.

She can be my Angel Wingman, anytime!

Check out a quick slideshow of her and the angels HERE.

Hi gang! Hope all is well in the land of joy, sex, money, fast cars, champagne and suntans.

Firstly, I just want to say that I’m still recovering from Friday and most of my voice has returned. Welcome back, voice. Thanks again to the peeps at Olmeca Black Tequila, Goldfish, Top Billing and Pussy Energy Drink for making it all so special. Aww shucks, YOU GUYS!!!

Keep an eye out on 2oceansvibe for the video of that event. As well as the 2oceansvibe Show and WeatherGirls coming out later this week, featuring our guests, Goldfish and WeatherGirl (and Wonderbra girl), the outrageously hot Elbe van der Merwe. Perhaps I should remind you of who she is?

Try these out for size (click pics for higher res images):

Shame, why do I always have to give you such kak WeatherGirls? You really are quite deprived, aren’t you? Just you WAIT until you see Elbe doing the weather report – my God!

So anyway, back to the other things I was meant to tell you.

Ok, I’ve thought of a new word. That’s right my friends. You will recall some of the great cool sayings, phrases, words and handshakes I’ve been giving you over the years, including such classics as “water off a duck’s back” and “mind over matter.” Well, I’ve gone and done it again! Enjoy this..

You know what a “cougar” is, right?

UrbanDictionary tells us:

An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity — particularly the true hotties — as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.

Ja, well, I’ve come up with a word for the gay male equivalent of a cougar. You know, a slick older grey-haired hot gay guy in his fifties, who hangs out at bars and preys on younger cute gay guys who will enjoy his mansion and sports car.

You ready for it?

You sure you ready for the new word for the gay male version of a cougar?

Here it is : “Poogar”

See what I did there?

Use it, don’t use it (also mine).

Hope everyone is having a stunning Monday!

Spotted in a European ELLE Mag.

Monica Cruz – 32

Hotter than her sister, Penelope?