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The Ass Foods saga continues. Late last June, 2oceansVibe was forwarded a little but of spice by prominent Cape Town personality, Bartlett. Bartlett told us that he intended to lay a complaint with the Advertising Standards Authority of South Africa regarding the offensive (and frankly, traumatising) Ass Wrap packaging at the Steenberg Pick n Pay.

Pick n Pay’s recent venture into the ass foods market (in the form of ass flavoured, ass cup noodles and, lest we forget, simply spreading ass) must have produced some good results. It seems the retail giant is now experimenting further with the ass flavour, and has made it available inside a wrap, no less – available at the Pick n Pay in Steenberg. Imagine that – a warm wrap, filled with ass! Mmmm…

It should be mentioned that this sign was sent in to 2oceansvibe by an unprecedented number of people – one of whom took things a step further, by lodging a formal complaint with the Advertising Complaints Authority.

We will keep you posted…

[thanks marc, bartlett]

We’ve been covering the rise of Ass-Flavoured Products for a while now – and I think we’ve just found the first restaurant to start dealing in this surprisingly popular new flavour with their delightfully picant, ‘Ass Cake Sitdown.’ Please, click through & and be amazed.

It’s true..

For more retail ass action throughout South Africa, CLICK HERE.

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Not shy of diversification, it seems this local retailer is versatile enough to branch out into personal hygiene products. Who would have thought that a butchery would be the go-to place for one to acquire Ass Creams?

“Kudos” to you!

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The success of ass flavoured foods and products sweeping the nation has clearly led to complacency of sorts. Here we see a local Spar confidently selling ‘yesterday’s’ ass cake! THAT’S how good it is.

Will it replace the all-time leftover food winner, pizza?

Only time will tell..
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Whilst a product of this nature may well be found in the back section of your local pharmacy, it is impressive to note that mainstream home-shopping chain, Checkers, is taking personal hygiene so seriously. A 2oceansviber spotted this sign in a local Checkers store. They certainly aren’t hiding such intimate products/kits in the back of the store. On the contrary, they’re loud and proud!

Clive Weil would be so chuffed!

Feel free to browse our incredible database of Ass related products spotted around South Africa.

[thanks marietha]

Just because I haven’t mentioned them for a while doesn’t mean that the “ass flavoured foods” rage hasn’t been growing. Those of you unfamiliar with the flavour du jour which has swept the country may well want to start here to get a grip of what is actually going on. It is interesting to note that it is not just foods that have jumped on the bandwagon, but items as far ranging as household cleaning products. Ja. It’s true.

But back to food and no-doubt the result of incredible scientific investigation and experimentation, it seems Fruit & Veg City have managed to grow an “Ass Herb.” Given that one’s backside is not necessarily a vegetable or plant, the mind boggles at how they managed to get this right.

You have to ask the question, has science gone too far?

Ass herbs – all the rage at Fruit & Veg City

It is interesting to learn that whilst the essence of ass (the ass flavour and taste) has taken off like wildfire, so too has the colour. Not content with your classic blue, blue, orange and red vuvuzelas – it seems that an ass colour vuvuzela is currently on the market.

Lest we forget these another new entries to the “ass foods and flavours” hall of fame (follow link for more – including ass cream cheese, Ouma’s ass bread, Cola ass drinks and ass salads)..

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Ass-flavoured foods and ass themed products and services have really taken off over the past year. We have thoroughly enjoyed documenting the rise of this incredible vibe, which is looking more and more like something established, rather than the initial fad we thought it was.

Take Toilet Duck, for example – I mean how long did it take them to work this one out? It’s so obvious, given the nature of the product!

Toilet Duck “Active Ass” – available at Pick ‘n Pay

Hindsight is a wonderful thing. I mean, even if ass-themed products hadn’t come along, it’s amazing no-one thought of this one before.

Now a lot of guys went through that phase, as students, of lighting their rear-end emissions – usually resulting in flames coming out from their nought. You know, like this.

Now while we prefer not to expose such tacky content on 2oceansvibe, it looks like the practice has become quite mainstream!

Ass Lighters – all the rage..

One wonders how these lighters differ from normal lighters?

And then of course the ass food flavour continues to spread – and this time it’s in the Claremont Engen – over the road from Cubana (God help us all).

Mmm, Ass Muffins…. you know they’re good!

[thanks ali, peter, matt]

2oceansvibe Character, Baby Jesus, spotted this sign in a local CT Toys ‘R Us store. Seriously now, what is the world coming to?

  
Oh my God!

With the recent ass flavour boom that has hit Cape Town and South Africa, it is understandable that Toys R Us would want to get in on the action. But perhaps this is the wrong way to do it?

Maybe just ease into it with some ass flavour toys? Rather than actual ass DVDs?

[thanks dave]

I can imagine the students getting quite excited about this – hence the brands decision to enter the market in Rondebosch – UCT’s stomping ground.

Like you, I too am wondering how glitter for your ass would differ from normal glitter. Or, more to the point, why is The Cartridge Factory Shop in Rondebosch selling it?

Sheeesh!

This brings an interesting twist to the “ass flavour” food sensation which has swept South Africa over recent months.

[thanks dave)