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Rich New Yorkers Buying Pimped-Out Vans To Camouflage Wealth
21 Nov 2011 by liam kruger / No Comments
There appears to be a growing trend among rich New Yorkers in response to the increased attention being paid to “the 1%”. They’ve taken to buying cargo vans that look plain on the outside, but are opulent on the inside, tricked out with massage chairs wi-fi and widescreen televisions. Some of these guys cost upwards of ZAR 4 million.
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Schwarzenneger’s Relevant Again, And It’s Hilarious [VIDEO]
21 Nov 2011 by Albi P / No Comments
Other than his recent scandal, and subsequent divorce, and a brief cameo in The Expendables, it’s been a while since former governor and once-upon-a-time Hollywood action star Arnold Schwarzenegger has made headlines. That’s all about to change, and he probably doesn’t even know about it.
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South African Expats Drop Local Flavour On Occupy Wall Street
15 Nov 2011 by silverstreak / No Comments
Well done to Keet van Zyl and three other colleagues for being a little bit spicy.
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How To Dodge A Ball Like A Boss [VIDEO]
15 Nov 2011 by Steyn du Toit / 1 Comment
To say that today’s addition to the 2oceansVibe Boss Hall of Fame is skilled at playing dodgeball is an understatement. This boss-ninja is so crafty that this video needs to be watched in slow motion. The average human eye simply cannot keep up with his skill.
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American Universities Purchasing ‘.XXX’ Porn Domain Names
14 Nov 2011 by liam kruger / No Comments
The .xxx domain, set to launch by the end of the year, is meant to be the domain of choice for porn sites. Which is dandy, but means that opportunists could register ‘google.xxx,’ for instance, and capitalize on Google’s popularity – so American universities are purchasing .xxx domains to keep people from making porn sites with their names in them.
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Russian Newsreader Caught Masturbating Live On Air [Video]
10 Nov 2011 by Steyn du Toit / No Comments
A Russian news bulletin recently aired a segment on strippers. They then cut back to the news anchor live in studio – only to reveal him masturbating to the footage! Obviously realising he is on air, he quickly composes himself and continues to read the news as if nothing is wrong. But keep an eye on his “guilty” hand and what he does with it.
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Drinkify: The Website That Lets Your Music Dictate What You Drink
10 Nov 2011 by liam kruger / 2 Comments
If you’re bad at choosing both your music and your beverage, drinkify.org will help ease the burden by telling you which drinks go best with your music of choice. And if this isn’t what the internet was made for, well then I have been mislead.
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Occupy Denver Protestors Elect Border Collie As Official Leader
09 Nov 2011 by liam kruger / No Comments
Mayor of Denver, Michael Hancock, has been pressuring members of the Occupy Denver movement to pick a leader, “to deal with City and State officials.” So the protesters, in the most benign shove-it gesture imaginable, elected a three-and-a-half-year-old border collie. Named Shelby.
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How To Make Egg Fried Rice Like A Boss [Video]
08 Nov 2011 by Steyn du Toit / No Comments
We all love egg-fried rice, but it is an incredibly tedious job for those who have to make it. But not for today’s addition to the 2oceansVibe Boss Hall of Fame. You’ll have to be patient, because the video starts out slowly. But believe me, its all worth it when you get to the part of the video where he dishes up the rice.
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French Weekly Gets Firebombed For Satirizing Muhammad, Does It Again
08 Nov 2011 by liam kruger / 2 Comments
Charlie Hebdo, French satirical weekly, was firebombed a week ago, after the publication put a caricature of the prophet Muhammad on the cover of an issue criticising the rise of Sharia law in the Middle East post-Arab Spring. And their newest issue has a caricature of the prophet making out with Hebdo’s editor.
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Intelligence Report: China & Russia Hired Hackers To Steal US Secrets
07 Nov 2011 by liam kruger / No Comments
A report released by U.S. intelligence agencies claims that Chinese and Russian hackers, hired by their governments, have been stealing classified data from American government organizations. Assumptions like this have been made before, but this is the first time such a report to Congress has pointed the finger squarely at China and Russia.
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Surfer Almost Swallowed By Whale [VIDEO]
04 Nov 2011 by liam kruger / 2 Comments
Hoo. Santa Cruz surfer Barbara Roettger got way up close and personal with a pod of humpback whales when she unwittingly found herself in the middle of a lunge feeding session; two massive whales popped up right next to the surfer and her kayak friends, seemingly out of nowhere. It’s pretty rad.
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King Of The Skies, Vulture Vs Paraglider [VIDEO]
03 Nov 2011 by Albi P / No Comments
Despite what we might think, the skies do not belong to us. In fact, we weren’t even the first beings up there. This was proven conclusively when a man paragliding in the Himalayas had a mid-air collision with a vulture.
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The Return Of David Thorne – The “F26-A” Notes
03 Nov 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
To say David Thorne has been on fire in his place of work is an understatement. He has been tormenting one Simon Dempsey to the point of sure suicide. Please enjoy the note above and then follow the link below for the other notes – they’re too funny. If you’re new to David Thorne and [...]
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Busty Model Cruises Around Cape Town With Secret Camera In Cleavage [Video]
02 Nov 2011 by Seth Rotherham / 13 Comments
We thoroughly enjoyed this new video made by our buddies over at Shoestring Productions, for Triumph (bras, not the motorbikes). They placed a hidden camera in the cleavage of a fairly busty model and sent her off, cruising around the waterfront. The results speak for themselves..
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Ronaldo Accidentally Forwards Fan’s Sexy Pictures To Everyone In His Address Book
02 Nov 2011 by Joey Cameron / 2 Comments
Did I mention that his fiancee was in his address book as well? According to Ronaldo, he was attempting to delete the Dutch fan’s saucy snaps (which included her in numerous half naked poses in a shirt with “too hot to handle” scrawled on the front), but pressed forward instead. Clearly something broke his concentration.
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How To Down A Beer Like A Boss [VIDEO]
01 Nov 2011 by Steyn du Toit / No Comments
Our latest addition to the Boss Hall of Fame is also our very first drag queen! But surprisingly, it is not her ability to lip sync YMCA that has earned her this prestigious spot. Instead, it is her ability to swallow an entire jug of beer in one go – like a faaaaaaaabulous boss!
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Mangyongdae Funfair: The Last Theme Park In North Korea [PICS]
31 Oct 2011 by liam kruger / No Comments
This fairly depressing photo series of Manyongdae Funfair, North Korea’s version of the Happiest Place On Earth, has just been released. The amusement park, located a few kilometres north of Pyongyang, is the last theme park in the dictatorship, which isn’t totally surprising given the dilapidated and dangerous rides on display.
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How To Tape Measure Like A Boss [VIDEO]
28 Oct 2011 by Steyn du Toit / No Comments
Normally a tape measure requires someone to hold it down whilst another person does the measuring. But not when you have this guy working for you! Our newest addition to the Boss Hall of Fame has perfected the art of solo tape-measuring using Spiderman-like moves. The high-fives he’s getting from his mates in this video is most definitely deserved.
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Stop A Mate Driving Drunk And Be A Legend [VIDEO]
27 Oct 2011 by Steyn du Toit / 3 Comments
Let’s face it, as necessary as they are, some awareness campaigns are pretty lame. Especially when they are conceptualised by ad agencies who are out of touch with the audience they are trying to speak to. But not this quality, yet very funny New Zealand commercial. It urges blokes to be “legends” by not letting their friends drink and then drive.
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The Church Of Scientology Stalked The South Park Creators For A While
25 Oct 2011 by liam kruger / No Comments
Remember that 2005 episode of South Park where they satirized Scientology by neutrally describing their core beliefs? Well, Scientology does. Recently revealed internal documents reveal that they spent a good year investigating creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker for evidence that could be used to discredit them for making Scientology seem like a creepy cult.
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How To Pack Cakes Into A Shopping Bag Like A Boss [VIDEO]
24 Oct 2011 by Steyn du Toit / No Comments
When buying freshly-baked cakes, it is very important to handle them with care. But you also want to get home quickly so you can eat them whilst they are still oven-hot. That is why you need our latest addition to the Boss Hall of Fame. She is also the first female to join this prestigious league of super individuals.
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A Thing Of Great Beauty
24 Oct 2011 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Someone told me about this the last time I went to Jo’burg. I didn’t get to see it because I rarely move from the grounds of The Westcliff – either at the pool or in the Polo Lounge. Nonetheless, one Andrew F did manage to get a photo. Apparently this oke sits there most days, nailing [...]
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William Shatner Sings Bohemian Rhapsody [VIDEO]
20 Oct 2011 by liam kruger / No Comments
Do I really need to say more words to make you click on this link? It’s William Shatner. Singing Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody. In his Shatner voice.The video itself is pretty great, but that’s mostly because in the video, Shatner’s face is the sky. Fun fact: Shatner claims to have first heard Bohemian Rhapsody last year.
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Obama’s Presidential Podiums And Teleprompter Stolen In Virginia
19 Oct 2011 by liam kruger / No Comments
Well this can only end well. As-yet-unidentified thieves temporarily made off with a truck containing $200 000 (ZAR 1,5 million) worth of sound equipment and podiums belonging to President Obama, while the goods were en route to Chesterfield, where Obama is due to speak. The geniuses also stole the Presidential Teleprompter.
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Man Claims That The Hangover Part II Ripped Off His Life Story
18 Oct 2011 by liam kruger / 1 Comment
A guy from California is suing the Warner Bros. for copyright infringement, misappropriation of his publicity rights, and defamation, claiming that The Hangover II was based on a script he wrote about his own adventures in Asia. Which is crazy, because I thought The Hangover II was just The Hangover, but in Thailand.
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How To Open A Crate Of Beer Like A Boss [VIDEO]
17 Oct 2011 by Steyn du Toit / 1 Comment
Wanting to crack open a cold beer, but having to wait for the bottle opener, sucks. However if you invite this guy to your party, suffering like that will be a thing of the past. You see, our latest addition to the Boss Hall of Fame can open 24 bottles of beer in a mere 10 seconds!
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Royal Navy Finds 61 Bombs At Nudist Beach
14 Oct 2011 by liam kruger / No Comments
After 26 bombs – including six mortar bombs and two submarine depth charges – washed up on Kent’s nudist colony at Leysdown Beach, the Royal Navy was called in to perform a two-day bomb sweep, uncovering another 61 explosives, some dating back to the late 19th century. Miraculously, no uncomfortable puns about nudity and bombs were involved.
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