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Food
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MONDAY MORNING SPICE
05 Jul 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Rafa Takes Wimbledon Nadal Wins Wimbledon – Well the poms will be horrified that Andy Murray didn’t win. They had better start putting pressure on him for next year’s Wimbledon ASAP! God forbid they don’t jinx him like they do every one of their sportsmen (I know – he’s Scottish – the irony etc.). The [...]
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LIONS AND LIGERS AND BEARS – OH MY!
30 Jun 2010 by silverstreak / 3 Comments
This has been in the news cycle for about a week now, so it’s not exactly hot off the press stuff. Nevertheless, I thought you ought to know that a restaurant in Arizona is GRINDING UP OUR EFFING LIONS FOR BURGER MEAT. Didn’t any of those cruel bastards watch the lion king? I’m not feeling [...]
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TOAST – RIGHT NEXT TO THE HEN’S TEETH
29 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
It is a pity that successful breakfasts are so hard to come by in Cape Town. the two most important things, crispy bacon and hard toast, are still, clearly, too much to ask. The Muse and I made the fatal error of getting breakfast at the Waterfront on Saturday morning. Why were we not at [...]
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CANNED UNICORN MEAT CLASHES WITH PORK AUTHORITIES – SUBLIME
23 Jun 2010 by silverstreak / No Comments
ThinkGeek.com, one of the greatest online stores ever to have existed in the civilisation of humankind, is selling Canned Unicorn meat (“a great source of sparkles!”). Let’s just enjoy that for a moment. Unicorns, as we all know, frolic all over the world, pooping rainbows and marshmallows wherever they go. What you don’t know is [...]
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THE LONG AWAITED CAFE CAPRICE SOCCER BABES CALENDAR IS BORN
23 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
Aah yes, finally! The de facto home of Cape Town’s cool, Café Caprice is loved by a band of loyal fans from locals to international stars and sportsmen, and its unique events and initiatives never fail to impress, with the Soccer Babes Calendar shoot being no exception. 1 X angel After gathering up some of [...]
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BREAKING NEWS – ITALIAN RESTAURANT ON FIRE, ITALY NOT SO MUCH
15 Jun 2010 by silverstreak / 3 Comments
Mario’s, a popular Italian restaurant on Main Road in Green Point is on fire, and not in the positive, figurative kind of way.
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BUDGET WORLD CUP ACCOMMODATION STILL AVAILABLE ON KLOOF STREET!
10 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I grabbed a burger at Hudson’s last night and ran into the owner, Dave. He informed me that the place above Hudsons, The Saasveld Lodge, still had availability for the World Cup. So if you’ve got mates coming to town who aren’t able to make use of the ridiculous deals being offered at my primary [...]
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STUDIO 2010 – HOT NEW CAPE TOWN VENUE OPENED EXCLUSIVELY FOR WORLD CUP!
09 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Located on the seafront in Granger Bay, STUDIO2010 offers the public two exceptional entertainment options: by day and during evening matches, the venue is a luxurious match viewing lounge with great food and drinks and giant screens to catch all the soccer action. All inclusive VIP packages, a la carte or bar only options are [...]
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NANDO’S OFFERING FREE MEAL TO ALL MEXICANS IF THEIR TEAM LOSES ON FRIDAY
09 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
I’m not kidding you – they’re gonna give them free food if they lose! Hysterical! Check out the fine print. CLICK IMAGE to enlarge if you can’t read the small print [thanks clinton]
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KELLY BROOK ON CAMPS BAY BEACH AHEAD OF PLAYBOY SPREAD [+VIDEO]
09 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Kelly Brook was in Cape town recently for a FHM World Cup shoot. Dressed in nothing but a bikini, these still shots and video give us an idea of what to expect when she does her upcoming Playboy spread, which will earn her $500,000. Not a bad pay day.. Kelly Brook enjoys lions Check it [...]
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GOOGLE STREET VIEW FOR CAPE TOWN GOES LIVE!
09 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
You can only imagine the zone you can get into, listening to some vinyl, with a joint in one hand and your new iPad in the other – on the day that Google Maps goes live with “Google Street View” for Cape Town. My God, I have traipsed every square inch of this city, all [...]
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SOCCER BABES – LIVE AT CAPRICE
07 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Oh Lordi, Lordi – they’re taking it to the next level at Caprice this Thursday.. Check it out – they’re shooting a Caprice calendar (with these eight hot models representing various soccer teams, all wearing virtually eff-all) in the upstairs section of Cappers and AT THE SAME TIME they’ve got DJ duo “Crazy White Boy” [...]
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GOURMET FRIDAYS – THE ICE CREAM YOU REALLY WANT
04 Jun 2010 by silverstreak / 1 Comment
Here at 2oceansvibe, we’re fond of hot sauce and beer. Specifically Tabasco hot sauce, and Jack Black beer. So what might be the perfect food companion to these already stunning nutritive sources? Pizza (I’m looking at you, Butlers)? Sushi? Sticky spare ribs? For any sane person with reasonable powers of taste, these might be the [...]
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ASS GOOD ASS IT GETS
27 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
Ass-flavoured foods and ass themed products and services have really taken off over the past year. We have thoroughly enjoyed documenting the rise of this incredible vibe, which is looking more and more like something established, rather than the initial fad we thought it was. Take Toilet Duck, for example – I mean how long [...]
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“MISS K” LAUNCHES NEW MENU
24 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Miss K fans will be over-the-moon about their new menu! The girls sent it through to me and I can confirm that all the favourites are still there, with some awesome new additions! Here is the breakfast section alone! Oh yes! I know – how radical is that? But you must check out the rest [...]
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DO THE MACARONA – PROVENCE STYLE
18 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A few weeks ago I mentioned my excitement at the way macarons had become not only Cape Town’s favourite treat, but also our favourite gift! In an article entitled, The Cookie Connoisseur Cookie, I was admittedly ignorant as to the name of the little bundles of magic. Needless to say the 2oceansvibe community rallied round [...]
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“TOYS ‘R US” BREAKS INTO THE PORN INDUSTRY
12 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
2oceansvibe Character, Baby Jesus, spotted this sign in a local CT Toys ‘R Us store. Seriously now, what is the world coming to? Oh my God! With the recent ass flavour boom that has hit Cape Town and South Africa, it is understandable that Toys R Us would want to get in on the [...]
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PELICAN EATS PIGEON
10 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
True 2oceansvibers who are also following 2oceansvibe on Twitter, will know that we indulged in some pigeon for lunch the other day in Menerbes – South of France. It was my first time eating such a small bird (insert supermodel joke here) and I must say, I thoroughly enjoyed it. Here we have our neighbours, [...]
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SETH MISSES CAPE ROYALE “EQUINOX” SPA AND “1800″ RESTAURANT SPECIALS
07 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Look, I’m certainly not distraught at being “stuck” in Provence for the next month, but I am somewhat “irked” that I am missing out on the winter specials going on at my primary residence, the Cape Royale hotel! In particular, at1800 Restaurant and Equinox spa! So I thought I better pop them up here for [...]
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ASS GLITTER – AVAILABLE IN RONDEBOSCH
03 May 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I can imagine the students getting quite excited about this – hence the brands decision to enter the market in Rondebosch – UCT’s stomping ground. Like you, I too am wondering how glitter for your ass would differ from normal glitter. Or, more to the point, why is The Cartridge Factory Shop in Rondebosch selling [...]
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THE COOKIE CONNOISSEUR’S COOKIE
26 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 31 Comments
I don’t know what’s inside them, and I don’t care to be quite honest. But I can tell you right now that these little cookies are the hottest little things on the street at the moment. Apparently they’re available at the Woodstock market. All I know is The Muse got a whole bunch of them [...]
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PICK ‘N PAY EXPRESS, EXPERIMENTING WITH ASS FLAVOUR
19 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
In the space of one week, not one but two 2oceansvibers out there noticed that Pick n Pay Express stores are the latest outlets to offer Ass Flavoured foods. This, just a month after Fruit & Veg City jumped on the Ass Flavour bandwagon, with their ass flavoured subs and wraps. With ass cupcakes going [...]
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IS THERE ANYONE FROM TIGER BRANDS OUT THERE? – WE HAVE A PROBLEM
13 Apr 2010 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
My love for specific brands and, in particular, Carmel Dill cucumbers (gherkins) are well documented on these, the hallowed pages of 2oceansvibe (here, here and here). The last time I chatted to the owner of the Camps Bay Friendly store, he informed me that part of the reason that he didn’t stock the STRONG Carmel [...]
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THE NEW ATKINS FOR A NEW YOU – THE WORLD FAMOUS ATKINS DIET HAS BEEN REWORKED
29 Mar 2010 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
With our finger on the pulse of Cape Town’s Atlantic Seaboard, you can only imagine what an issue diet, health and looking good is. If they’re not running along the promenade or having sex in the Virgin Active gyms, they’re watching what they eat and, in particular, keeping an eye on those carbs! A new [...]
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