2oceans Vibe

While our Facebook photos from the event can give you an idea of the awesomeness of the vibe that day, it can never do it justice. That is why I invented the ‘moving picture’ and, subsequently, this video. Jump in and re-live that day with us. Feel the vibe throughout your body, not just through your ears.

MASSIVE thanks goes out to www.idodigital.co.za and www.freehandproductions.co.za for their full-service filming and editing skills. Highly recommended! Follow the link to check the video.. Continue Reading

Imagine that? Well it’s a very real thing, my friends. Goldfish are performing a DANGEROUSLY intimate gig on the roof of the Cape Royale hotel tomorrow (Friday) from 15h30 and all the 2oceansvibe brands are taking care of drinks. That’s right – we’re talking Jack Daniel’s, Corona, Jack Black, BOS iced tea, Boschendal bubby, De Grendal wine & Pussy Energy Drink!

But because it is so exclusive and ‘intimate’ we can only allow space for eight special people – you and seven friends! So it’s the Cape Royale pool, beautiful boys, beautiful babes, hot music, celebs, super-chilled drinks and some hot tunes!

Oh, and did I mention that the whole thing will be streamed – live via webcam on the internet? So your 9-to-5 mates can watch you from their desks – as you quietly destroy an epic day in the sun! Shame! Shame on you for being such a legend!

I’m FINE with that! See below to WIN the afternoon of your life!!

To win eight tickets (you + seven friends), simply do the following:

- Email competition@2oceansvibe.com and tell us WHY you should win the tickets.

- Send anything you want – photographs, poems – whatever you want.

- We will check it all out and the most fabulous entry (which shows us how much sexy fun you are and and how much you love goldfish and how much you love pool parties and that you promise to be wearing boardshorts, flops, towels and bikinis) will win.

How hilariously awesome is that?

Competition closes at midnight tonight (Thursday night) and if you DON’T hear from us by 8am on Friday morning, then you have NOT won.

If you DO hear from us by 8am on Friday morning, then you will see what the email says – and it will probably say that you are a winner!

Go go go!

We’re pretty blown away by the response to the “Seth Song” we’ve been playing fairly regularly, over at 2oceansvibe Radio. It’s not only a damn funny tune, but I tell you what – it’s got the heads bopping too! Apparently The Assembly lost their minds to it last Saturday!

The guys behind the tune are none other than I Scream And The Chocolate Stix – the same guys who gave you the sensational online viral tune My Cape Town.

People LOVE that tune – including the likes of Helen Zille, I might add!

So anyway, we’ve had a number of requests for the lyrics of the Seth Song. And here theyt are – along with an online recording of the tune.

Press the orange play button below.

Enjoy!

All protocol was relaxed as we granted one photographer and virtual-tour expert (Panascape) unprecedented access to my suite at the Cape Royale hotel. As it is my primary residence, you can imagine what intimate never-seen-before details were caught on camera.

The virtual tour itself let’s you cruise around the Cape Royale hotel (spinning 360 degrees up AND down in every room), with “hotspots” which allow you access to the next room – ultimately leading you up to my private penthouse..

The Cape Royale lobby – after you click to open the front door

Above is a screenshot from the actual page you can go to for your own mind-blowing virtual tour. You will notice not only the purple icon in the top left portion of the picture (allowing you to “jump” to the next inter-leading room) but also action icons beneath the main image, letting you move around the current room; up, down, left, right- zooming in and out.

Zooming in and out comes in quite handy – especially when you make your way from the lobby, into the elevator and through to my suite. Once you get there, I’d advise you to pop into the bedroom, as I have a bit of a surprise for you..

And don’t even get me started on the bathroom.

No, I’m serious – there is a bubble bath shot.. Let alone the lingerie shot taken in the kitchen..

There are also incredible vistas of the mother city, taken from the Sky Bar and pool deck, as well as from my balcony, showing never-seen-before footage of the World Cup Stadium in all her glory, at night.

The genius who made this for me also managed to add hotspots to all the various 2oceansvibe brands which are always found dotted around my life. This allows you to follow-up on those brands, should you wish, simply by clicking the green icons dotted around the virtual tour.

So do yourself a favour and check out this INCREDIBLE virtual tour of the penthouse at my primary residence – The Cape Royale Hotel.

CLICK HERE FOR VIRTUAL TOUR

I heard this song on the so called “radio” the other day and I remember thinking how shit it was. Of course I was referring to the actual tune, rather than the message – which has to do with begging people not to phone – something I agree with and am somewhat outspoken about..

It was interesting to note that Beyonce was also in the music video and apparently my ex, Britney Spears, was offered the song before Lady Gaga and she (Britters) told them to get smoked.

So Gaga took it and launched it into another dimension of Gaganess.

It kicks off in a very mellow way, with her being thrown into a jail cell starkers, with a jailer remarking, “I told you she didn’t have a dick” and the other jailer replaying, “too bad!”

Nice.

I like the way it ends with Gaga and Beyonce driving into the sunset after killing an entire restaurant of people.

Interesting to note the name of their car was Pussy Wagon. Perhaps this will further educate the less international readers as to the true tameness of the word Pussy. This is naturally quite important to us, as Pussy Energy Drink is one of the 2oceansvibe preferred brands and sponsors – made 100% from natural ingredients!

That’s right, my friend – it’s even got milk thistle inside.

You can buy it online as well..

[thanks de wet]

I received the following invite from Puma, essentially giving me carte blanche to do whatever I want in their V&A Waterfront store from 19h00 to 21h00 tomorrow (Tuesday) night. They’re giving me a 45% discount, which I am able to extend to you. And that’s not for sale items – that’s includes NEW STOCK! Not the worst vibe to go for just before Christmas!

I’m not sure if they realised that Wednesday was a public holiday… Naturally, I’ll be taking things to the next level..

Haaaah! Did you see that? They used words like “free reign” and “do whatever you want!!” I mean, really, it’s in black & white, right?

Yes, it is.

That’s why I made some calls and am turning this into a very brief, very exclusive 2oceansvibe party for YOU. I’ve arrange a DJ (DJ Sox, no less) with high-powered sound and apart from this 45% discount on ALL Puma gear, there will also be FREE Jack Black Beer, FREE De Grendel wine, FREE Pussy Natural Energy Drink and, while we’re at it, I got the geniuses at Thirst Bar Services to pull round and fill in the gaps with cocktails and other beautiful concoctions!!

With South Africa’s most exclusive mobile bar service, Thirst, 2oceansvibe’s top beverage brands, our favourite DJ, and virtually half price off all PUMA gear, I couldn’t think of a better way to welcome the Wednesday public holiday! (Let alone Christmas!)

Can you?

No, you can’t.

Make sure you get there!

HOW DO YOU WIN ACCESS TO THIS RIDICULOUS EVENT?

COMPETITION CLOSED

To the people who posted the first 100 comments below, see you there – Tuesday 15th December, Puma Store, V&A Waterfront. From 19h00 to 21h00..

Johnny Depp wins ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ award

Johnny Depp Wins His 2nd ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ Title – Get lost, Hugh Jackman. This year’s “Sexiest Man Alive” is once again Johnny Depp. Depp nudged aside Jackman to get the coveted endorsement from People magazine Wednesday. It’s the 46-year-old actor’s second time as “Sexiest Man Alive.” [associated]

Kreame, Caveau and HQ are hosting the season’s most exclusive New Years event – in one of the city’s most beautiful venues – Heritage Square. See the New Year through in style under the star-filled Cape Town night. Drinks will flow, canapés will delight and DJ Rene Tanguy will take you into 2010 with an energetic bang! [newyears]

Button Teams Up With Hamilton At McLaren – Jenson Button will partner Lewis Hamilton at McLaren next season in an all-British lineup of world champions, the Formula One team said on Wednesday. Jeepers, can you imagine? Skinny rivalry. [reuters]

Carmen Electra Sex Tape Leaked – It was just a matter of time, really. Carmen Electra stars in a classy new video that leaked on the web today, featuring lots of girl-on-girl action. I wouldn’t call it a sex tape, but it’s definitely hot. [hollyscoop]

Report: Oscar Pistorius Has An Unfair Advantage – Oscar Pistorius, a double-amputee sprinter from South Africa, was cleared to race against able-bodied athletes in the Beijing Olympics a year and a half ago. Now, however, a new study argues that his prosthetic legs may give him an unfair advantage after all. [nytimes]

Christian Conservatives Praying for God to Kill Obama – There’s a hilarious new meme in the wingnut sectors of the internet: someone’s coined a bumper sticker slogan encouraging people to pray for Barack Obama. But here’s the funny part: it’s really a secret Christian code for “Kill the President!’ [gawker]

Today is International Men’s Day – Deal with it! International Men’s Day began on November 19th 1999 in Trinidad and Tobago and was supported by the United Nations. The event received wide support from men’s groups in USA, Europe, Africa, Asia, and the Caribbean. [internationalmensday]

Condé Nast will officially be Apple tablet ready in 2010 – Condé Nast has declared that Wired magazine will be Apple tablet-compatible by mid-2010, although they admit that Apple hasn’t actually told them how they might go about doing that. While this isn’t exactly comparable to adjusting office doorway heights in case someone hires a Yeti, the parallels are clear. [crunchgear]

Hooters Opens in Umhlanga, Durban – For those of you who don’t know (morning!) Hooters is an American chain of restaurants with a waitstaff primarily made up of attractive, scantily-clad waitresses. The logo is an owl, but the name “Hooters” is generally understood to suggest something else. Well done, Durbs! Roll on Cape Town Hooters! [marcforrest]

Moodley ‘Forced” to Murder Matthews – Convicted killer Donovan Moodley blamed the murder of Leigh Matthews on the media. His advocate told the South Gauteng High Court, Johannesburg, that his client had planned to kidnap Matthews, extort a ransom from her parents and then release her. [timeslive]

Scientists Prove (again) That Alcohol is Good For You – Drinking alcohol every day cuts the risk of heart disease in men by more than a third, a major study suggests. The Spanish research involving more than 15,500 men and 26,000 women found large quantities of alcohol could be even more beneficial for men. [bbc]

SA Comes in at Number 55th Least Corrupted Country in the World – With New Zealand being number 1 (zero corruption) and Seychelles at 54 and Latvia at 56. Awesome! And, of course, Somalia slides in at number 180. Nice guys! [transparencyint]

Woody Harrelson: Chevron Behind Afghanistan War – Actor Woody Harrelson, who stars in the new film The Messenger, recounts his conspiracy theory that America invaded Afghanistan not because of the 9/11 attacks, but because Chevron wanted to overthrow the Taliban and build an oil pipeline. Awesome! [newsbusters]

And You Thought it Ended With the Vuvuzela? – You are very mistaken! Enter the Makoya Fan Helmet, also known as the Makaraba. As South African as its thunderous footballing partner, the Vuvuzela, a merchandised version of the Makaraba is now available. Serious interest has been shown from America, Europe and even Canadian ice hockey teams, interestingly enough! [makoya]

Will Farrell is Hollywood’s Most Overpaid Star: Forbes – Funnyman Will Ferrell and British actor Ewan McGregor on Wednesday headed a Forbes.com list of Hollywood’s most overpaid stars when looking at the financial returns of their movies. Billy Bob Thornton, Tom Cruise and Jim Carrey also made the top 10 tally of actors who cost more to hire than they appear to be worth at box offices. [yahoo]

PUMA First Sportswear Company to Join UN’s Climate Neutral Network – Sportlifestyle brand PUMA will become the first major sportswear company to join the Climate Neutral Network of the United Nations Environment Programme. The cooperation is in line with its sustainability concept PUMAVision and underpins PUMA’s efforts to contribute to a low carbon society. [unitednations]

SuperEna Lottery Sporting a €90,000,000 Jackpot Following Rollover – A simple equation reveals that ninety Million Euros is just over 1 Billion Rand. That’s a lot of cash. Either you buy a ticket and stand a chance of winning it. Or you don’t. [playsuperena]

[thanks paul]

I wrote an article over a year ago about my experience at Mombasa Cafe , Cavendish Square, Claremont, Cape Town. I was moaning about the convenient joys of them being constantly empty, as well as the fact tat they did not serve Tabasco sauce (a big “no-no” as we know).

Mombasa Cafe – Cavendish Square

An excerpt from the article which I wrote LIVE, on location:

Not that I was going to judge them for being empty. The only waiter in the establishment welcomed me as I chose a seat, suggesting he brings me a lime and soda with the menu.

I opened up my divine little Sony Vaio laptop as the drink arrived.

My SHOCKING toasted chicken mayonnaise experience at the Kelvin Grove pool on Friday (where I chilled before getting ready to watch Rupert Mellor and the Thunderbirds in the Kelvin Grove ballroom) had left me yearning for a decent variation, so I gave my order to the waiter.

“Toasted chicken mayo on wholewheat please with chips. Please also bring some cheap white vinegar, Tabasco sauce and a Hansa.” (They didn’t have Jack Black).

“We don’t have Tabasco sauce,” came the reply.

“Chrrrrrist, are you fucking serious?”

“Yes Sir”

“Must I go and buy some for you?” I asked.

“Heh heh,” he laughed nervously. “Can we make you some fresh chilli?”

“Yes,” I said. “I won’t use it but I want you to make it as punishment.”

Off he went to put in the order, as I decided to write this article. The beer never arrived as our boy fucked off out of the restaurant for over 10 minutes. I kept an eye on the bar to see when the beer would appear so that I could fetch it myself.

Freak Show came back and I asked him how the beer was looking. “Oh shit” came the reply as he sprinted to the till, realising he had forgotten to put the beer order in. Bearing in mind that I was and STILL AM the only person in the restaurant. WHAT a fucking knob-end!

He brought the beer and the food which was fine, I suppose.

Whilst I was eating I heard a discussion between him and the barman where he mentioned, somewhat surprised, that La Scala and MOST of the other restaurants in Cavendish Square were full.

Yes, my love, they are full.

And I am still the only person in your restaurant.

I wonder why.

I’m not saying the reason is because you don’t have Tabasco sauce – but I’m quite sure it’s helping your quest for zero turnover.

Good bye.

And now, more than a year later, the owners of the establishment GOOGLED their restaurant and found the aforementioned article.

So, firstly, a big welcome for the owners to 2009 and the internet in general. Welcome aboard!

This was their belated email response which came in this weekend (CAPS LOCK ATTACK warning):

From: Pat Pryce-Fitchen
Date: 01 November 2009 12:31:16 PM SAST
To: editor@2oceansvibe.com
Subject: Mombasa Cafe Cavendish

Your write up on Mombasa is way old …..10 march 2008

Please GO & EAT before you speak as its a NIGHT SUPPER VENU FORCED TO BE OPEN BY THE SHOPPING CENTERE TRADING HOURS.

THE BEST AFRICAN RESTAURANT In THE CAPE TOBASCO IS NOT AFRICAN BUT BECEAUSE SOME A>>>>OF A WAITER DID NOT KNOW THAT WE DO HAVE IT,!!!!!! YOU DONT PHONE ME OR ASK FOR THE MANAGER YOU JUST GIVE A BAD WTITE UP< I DONT EVEN WANT TO SELL TOASTED SARMIES BUT WHO EATS GRILLED EAST COAST SOLE AS 10 AM ?????

Fillet out of this world LAMB SHANK In THE MOROCCAN STYLE TO DIE FOR.

Mauritian prawn curry just BRILLIANT

Mombasa is so passionate about food that it makes 3 types of prawn curries all BRILLIANT The SWAHILI one sells by the ton!!!!! No tobasco BUT REAL EASTERN SPICES MAKING MOMBASAS FOOD WORLD CLASS

Potjies served at the table are also to die for

best spare ribs you ever had

Vegetarian foods fantastic
AND IT HAS ALWAYS HAD JIM Beam BLACK

I owned La Scala AS well at the time of your write up & ironicly MOMBASA CAFE has always had the HIGHER TURNOVER BY FAR…………..

You see if you can find better BURGERS ANY WHERE

Try an omelette

TRY A MARGARITA OR A COSMOPOLITAN BEST YOU EVER HAD

The owner cant always know what iddiottic things waters can do or SAY & its unfair to beline a brilliant restaurant beceause of some FOOL>
ALSO SADELY MANY MANAGERS ARE REALLY DAMERGERS!!!

PLEASE LET THE OWNERS KNOW

REGARDS

Pat Pryce-Fitchen
Owner OF the FANTASTIC & OFTEN PACKED AT NIGHT MOMBASA CAFE

Good for you, Pat – look at you go!!!

Passion!!! That’s what we like – beautiful shit!

I’ll be back…in the evening.

I just need to confirm that you definitely have Tabasco sauce? As well as the 2oceansvibe beverages of choice: including De Grendel wine, Jack Black beer, Boschendal Grande Cuvee Brut and Pussy Natural Energy Drink?

Please respond via the comments facility below this article.

It’s with great ease that they do, because Boschendal Grande Cuvee Brut (lest we forget the Le Grand Pavillon Brut Rosé) has very recently become the sparkling wine of choice for 2oceansvibe. Hardened 2oceansvibers out there will know what it takes to get the nod as a 2oceansvibe brand and, make no mistake, this premium Franschhoek outfit has paid their dues.

It’s won’t be long until you’ll find it at all your favourite 2oceansvibe hangouts, including Caprice, Miss K, 1800 Restaurant, Cape Royale Hotel, HQ Restaurant and Caveau.

Boschendal Grande Cuvee Brut
Now being served at The Safe House

Boschendal Grande Cuvee Brut – the 2oceansvibe Sparkling Wine of choice.

The Methode Cap Classique of choice, I might add!

I’ll be honest, The Muse and I klapped a bottle each on Sunday and I must say it goes VERY well with the Atlantic Seaboard. In fact, it goes very well with the entire weekend. It went well with the post-Clifton-tanning-session Sunday Times hour , as well as the vinyl player interlude, featuring Barry and Barbs.. Yes, it seems to adapt very well.

But you would have known that anyway, if you were following the 2oceansvibe Twitter feed, as well as the 2oceansvibe Flickr feed..

For the more serious bubbly drinkers out there, you can CLICK HERE to download the Boschendal Grande Cuvee Brut cheat sheet (PDF) which will answer all those questions you might be asking. Questions that I cannot answer. All I know is it tastes great and everyone I drink it with thinks the same!

Then, when you’re done there, take a stroll down to their website and see what it takes to become the official 2oceansvibe bubbly – www.boschendalwines.com

I think a massive round of applause is due for the 2oceansvibe Weathergirls featured in this year’s highly anticipated Sports Illustrated SWIMWEAR EDITION – including Elbe van der Merwe, Lyndall Jarvis and Genevieve Morton!

But there could only be one cover girl, and, although she has not yet been a 2oceansvibe Weather Girl, this year the prestigious accolade went to former Romanian high jumper, Catrinel Menghia..

Catrinel Menghia
Very kak  

I went to the launch party at HQ in Cape Town on Thursday (hosted by 2oceansvibe Character and 94.5FM DJ (3pm to 7pm drive show), Richard Hardiman (“Harders“).

It should be noted at this point that we ran into eTV weather man, Derek van Dam and it’s pretty much a FACT that he will be a 2oceansvibe Weathergirl in the near future.

Anyway, check out this release:

The most anticipated magazine promotion of the year, the Sports Illustrated Swimwear Edition 2009 hits shelves on the 19th October 2009 amidst much hype and fanfare.

At an exclusive party held at HQ in Cape Town on Thursday 15th October, former Romanian high jumper, Catrinel Menghia was revealed as the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimwear cover model.

This stunning, internationally sought-after beauty was just 16 years old when she was discovered walking out of the athletics stadium in her hometown of Lasi, Romania. Since then, Catrinel has travelled the world modeling for major fashion houses, such as Giorgio Armani. She has featured as a Peroni girl and has graced the pages of many world-renowned magazines. The 24-year-old showcases some of this summer’s hottest bikinis in what has to be one of the sexiest, most stylish and sophisticated SI Swimwear shoots in the magazine’s proud history.

Sports Illustrated and Nashua have set new standards with this year’s offering. Shot on location in exotic Zanzibar, the sizzling 2009 edition features 11 of the world’s sexiest models gracing 144 pages of pure paradise. This year’s hotties include:

New Guess face – Candice Boucher
The ever-popular Swimwear models – Dominique Piek and Genevieve Morton
Wonderbra extraordinaire – Elbe van der Merwe
Blonde Eastern European bombshell – Valeria Koryts’ka
And the five Swimwear newbies – Lyndall Jarvis, Shashi Naidoo, Shane van der Westhuizen, Marzaan Kalis and Tanya Manganyi

*Highighted names indicate 2oceansvibe Weather Girls.

Get your hands on the Sports Illustrated Swimwear Edition 2009 – the hottest magazine on the shelves this summer!

To see more images of the Swimwear models, head to the Sports Illustrated Swimwear website on http://www.simag.co.za

Pics from the launch:

The Incredible Schalk, Lyndall Jarvis, Adriaaan and Elbe
Among others..

“Biff” – having a very kak time

You need to appreciate how awesome the latest issue is. You need to get your head around how crazy gorgeous the angels are. My God! I want to scan and show you some of the pics, but I can’t. That would be naughty.

Just trust me.

Well I tell you what, the prize couldn’t have gone to a better guy!

Arthur Jones, the winner of the Seth Rotherham Experience, moved into my Cape Royale Suite on Friday night for a weekend of top brands and luxury. I popped in to visit him and the gorgeous Jess (turns out Arthur is playing out of his socks!) shortly after they checked in

Arthur Jones’s residence for the weekend.
Shame.

The 3-bedroom Seth Rotherham schweet at the Cape Royale
Jess toasts her good fortune at meeting a guy like Arthur

We addressed a few Jack Blacks and De Grendel sav and discussed the various aspects of his MONSTER PRIZE!

Perhaps I should remind you of the finer details?

• Two nights in Seth Rotherham’s suite at the Cape Royale hotel from a Friday to the Sunday (incl. underground parking and free internet).
• A spa treatment for you and your partner at the Cape Royale Equinox spa .
• Free car wash (just next door) at Plush Boutique car wash.
• Free meals at Cape Royale’s 1800 restaurant during your stay
• De Grendel wine and Jack Black beer on the house during your stay (at 1800 bar, as well as stocked in your own fridge).
• Free Vida e coffee (just next door) on Seth’s account.
• A case of Pussy Natural Energy Drink in your fridge.
• Free breakfast or lunch at Miss K (just next door).
• Free Butlers pizza on Seth’s account.
• 2 pairs of Ray Ban Wayfarers from their new Colorize range.
• 2 X R1,000 shopping vouchers for the PUMA store at the Waterfront.
• Being so close to the Green Point stadium, we had to throw in a pack of Kika-Sack balls!
• A test drive in an Audi R8.
• A R1,000 sports betting voucher for www.greatodds.com – SA’s largest online sportsbook!
• Sunday lunch to the value of R500 at Cafe Roux, Noordhoek.
• And, just to top it all off, you’ll be able to skip the queue and enjoy R1,000 on Seth’s tab at Caprice , Sunday night.

I gave him my camera and asked him to take as many pics as possible.

Check it out (click thumbnails for bigger pics):

  
Chilling at the Sky Bar / Taking a 2 hour test drive in the Audi R8

Killing the Waterfront Puma store / indulging in the Equinox spa
at the Cape Royale. It should be mentioned that Arthur is now in
Puma “Cabana” range gang.

Vida e was naturally on the house, as well as the best
breakfast place in town – Miss K in Green Point

Very cool!

But it gets BETTER!

See the rest of the pics of Arthur Jones’s
Seth Rotherham Experience (AWESOME pics) HERE

I would also like to say a hearty congratulations to the beautiful couple, who became engaged the weekend before the Seth Rotherham experience! Well done!

To the rest of you out there who didn’t win, keep an eye out – we’ll be doing another one soon.

Work is a sideline, Live the holiday…

Courtesy of Olmeca Tequila, Pussy Natural Energy Drink, Cape Royale Hotel and 2oceansvibe. What’s more, the only beer being served was Jack Black beer and the only wine was De Grendel Rose. Just because.

All the professional behind-the-scenes pics are right here.

The boys…the boys!

You’ve seen that face somewhere before?

The venue – shame..

Get in, babba..

I could go on forever. There were many more pics and I thought I would put them in a sexy slideshow for you. They include MANY more beautiful boys and girls and bikini’s and even this week’s WeatherGirl.

By the way, the 2oceansvibe Show is coming out tomorrow..

CLICK HERE TO SEE A SLIDESHOW OF ALL THE PICS!!

pics courtesy anthony fox

Hi gang! Hope all is well in the land of joy, sex, money, fast cars, champagne and suntans.

Firstly, I just want to say that I’m still recovering from Friday and most of my voice has returned. Welcome back, voice. Thanks again to the peeps at Olmeca Black Tequila, Goldfish, Top Billing and Pussy Energy Drink for making it all so special. Aww shucks, YOU GUYS!!!

Keep an eye out on 2oceansvibe for the video of that event. As well as the 2oceansvibe Show and WeatherGirls coming out later this week, featuring our guests, Goldfish and WeatherGirl (and Wonderbra girl), the outrageously hot Elbe van der Merwe. Perhaps I should remind you of who she is?

Try these out for size (click pics for higher res images):

Shame, why do I always have to give you such kak WeatherGirls? You really are quite deprived, aren’t you? Just you WAIT until you see Elbe doing the weather report – my God!

So anyway, back to the other things I was meant to tell you.

Ok, I’ve thought of a new word. That’s right my friends. You will recall some of the great cool sayings, phrases, words and handshakes I’ve been giving you over the years, including such classics as “water off a duck’s back” and “mind over matter.” Well, I’ve gone and done it again! Enjoy this..

You know what a “cougar” is, right?

UrbanDictionary tells us:

An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity — particularly the true hotties — as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.

Ja, well, I’ve come up with a word for the gay male equivalent of a cougar. You know, a slick older grey-haired hot gay guy in his fifties, who hangs out at bars and preys on younger cute gay guys who will enjoy his mansion and sports car.

You ready for it?

You sure you ready for the new word for the gay male version of a cougar?

Here it is : “Poogar”

See what I did there?

Use it, don’t use it (also mine).

Hope everyone is having a stunning Monday!

What I’ve done here is fairly magical. I’m giving you the chance to win $101 million in the Euro Millions Lottery, and, if you don’t win that, you will have a fairly good chance of winning one of the biggest prizes we have ever featured on 2oceansvibe. It’s called THE SETH ROTHERHAM EXPERIENCE .

Anyone who buys two lines or more in this weekend’s Euro Millions lottery (it rolled over again and the jackpot works out to virtually R1 billion!) and emails their confirmation email to editor@2oceansvibe.com, gets automatically accepted into the draw for The Seth Rotherham Experience.

I know. How rad?

Experience it..

What is the Seth Rotherham Experience, you ask?

It is a weekend for two in my suite at the 5-star Cape Royale Hotel & Residence with so many extras, you’ll be confused as to what the main prize is.

You see, the weekend isn’t JUST about the stay at the 5-star Cape Royale and all the luxuries that come with it, you also get to live the vibe, just like Seth – indulging in some of the biggest 2oceansvibe sponsored brands.

The prize will include:

• Two nights in Seth Rotherham’s suite at the Cape Royale hotel from a Friday to the Sunday (incl. underground parking and free internet).
• A spa treatment for you and your partner at the Cape Royale Equinox spa .
• Free car wash (just next door) at Plush Boutique car wash.
• Free meals at Cape Royale’s 1800 restaurant during your stay
• De Grendel wine and Jack Black beer on the house during your stay (at 1800 bar, as well as stocked in your own fridge).
• Free Vida e coffee (just next door) on Seth’s account.
• A case of Pussy Natural Energy Drink in your fridge.
• Free breakfast or lunch at Miss K (just next door).
• Free Butlers pizza on Seth’s account.
• 2 pairs of Ray Ban Wayfarers from their new Colorize range.
• 2 X R1,000 shopping vouchers for the PUMA store at the Waterfront.
• Being so close to the Green Point stadium, we had to throw in a pack of Kika-Sackballs!
• A test drive in an Audi R8.
• A R1,000 sports betting voucher for www.greatodds.com – SA’s largest online sportsbook!
• Sunday lunch to the value of R500 at Cafe Roux, Noordhoek.
• And, just to top it all off, you’ll be able to skip the queue and enjoy R1,000 on Seth’s tab at Caprice , Sunday night.

* if you don’t use up all the prizes on the weekend, you will be given vouchers to enjoy each prize whenever you want.

Nothing wrong with that, right?

And it’s pretty easy to enter as well.

HOW TO ENTER THE COMPETITION

Buy two tickets (here) to this weekend’s EuroMillions jackpot and send the proof of your entry (they will email you confirmation of your purchase, which you should forward) to Seth at editor@2oceansvibe.com.

Competition closes Friday 21 August at 18h00.

Winner will be announced on Monday 24.

What are you waiting for? CLICK HERE to enter the Euro Millions lottery for this weekend. They will email you confirmation of your tickets. All you have to do is forward that confirmation to editor@2oceansvibe.com .

The more tickets you buy for the lottery, the bigger chance you have of winning the 2oceansvibe competition!

Shame, not a bad consolation prize, should you miss the $101 million jackpot!

Good luck!

I’ve been toying with this Pussy Natural Energy Drink for a while. You’ll remember the first mention of the energy drink was in one of the 2oceansvibe Weather Girls shows with the smoking hot Genevieve Morton (here and here). You see, the guys at Pussy (www.pussydrinks.com) were trying to get me to drink it for a while and I finally gave in, because I thought it would make for some spicy content on the show. They sent me some. It did.

Initially apprehensive about the product, I did some thinking, and you know what, it’s not even rude. The only reason we think it might be rude is because of the somewhat vulgar South African Afrikaans word, “p*es” which refers to a woman’s what-what. Whereas, everywhere else in the world, the word pussy is actually cute and playful. It is often used in general conversation (“don’t be a sour puss” and “pussy cat” come to mind) and even movies (James Bond – Pussy Galore), so any reservations with regard to the name are pretty pathetic. Rather, as I said in the interview with Genevieve, it should be used in a playful manner. Ordering a vodka Pussy at the bar, for example, is nothing but fun! there is even a vodka out there called “Exquisite” – now put those two together.

Try it out – seriously – I enjoy that vibe.

Jammo Blunt
Enjoys Pussy..

But that’s not the only reason I dig it now. After they gave me those freebies, I started drinking it and I’ll be honest, I dig the stuff. It’s 100% natural (even has milk thistle in it – good for one’s liver and all that) and tastes nothing like its competitors. It’s pleasant and not as arresting. Personally, the other stuff gives me headaches and super-sensitive teeth. Not with this stuff.

A Bentley with Pussy on it
We like Bentleys..

You might have spotted the MTV logo on the can above. That’s right – it’s endorsed by MTV. That’s cool, right? I’ll say! The drink is affiliated to MTV’s Staying Alive foundation (www.staying-alive.org) and a percentage of all sales go straight to HIV-related initiatives, run by that very foundation. Pretty cool vibe.

So there you go, I’m gonna give this stuff the go ahead. We’ve already got it into Caprice and HQ and Caveau and it’s rolling out in loads of other places.

Oh, it’s also right here next to me – poolside at The Standard hotel on Sunset Boulevard, Hollywood , Los Angeles, California. You’ll also see it featured in part 3 and 4 of the 2oceansvibe Pauly Shore Zinzi Series during the interviews (here – part 3 comes out at 3pm today).

Pussy – spotted in Los Angeles

What do you call this then?
Spotted next to the pool..
Thought you might appreciate it..

Give it a bash – you’ll be glad you did.

I visited HQ (Headquarters) Restaurant twice last week. Serving just one kind of salad and one kind of steak, I enjoy on the simplicity of the experience. And so does the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) it seems!

HQ Restaurant

On my second visit last week I ran into Matt, who, slightly out of breath, said, “Seth, oh my God, I JUST emailed you a TBG sighting ! He was HERE last night bru. HERE – IN HQ!!! The place was going nuts!! People weren’t sure how to contain themselves!” I took Matt to one of the sofa’s and got him a glass of water, as he calmed down.

He said they didn’t get a good shot, but the great man’s ever-present aura was very apparent. I finished my meal as quick as I could to get to my laptop to indulge in the finer details of this, the second sighting (how can we forget Skinstad’s treasured TBG sighting here) in just a fortnight.

Here it is:

It is always tricky for a standard camera
to record the TBG’s aura without destroying
the entire photograph.

 

Seth,

As you know i have run many fine establishments in Cape Town… and never in my life have i ever been tackled by one of my pretty little ‘angels’ that work for me.

I finally found my feet, took a moment or two to gather my thoughts…..and started yelling at her….. I wasn’t quite sure what was going on..

I thought to myself ‘did i possibly take her home and not call her the next day???? – the only logical explanation. Not quite sure what was happening i popped the question “why exactly did u tackle me?”

She said “isn’t it obvious?” i replied “no my angel, fill me in…”

She said, ‘the TBG is there and i need u to take a pic!’

I was stunned….how could i not have picked it up earlier…. That blinding white aura that just oozes greatness!!!

The vibe in HQ was so intense i cant even explain…. Everyone at their tables turned around, there was a sudden hush in the bar, and his aura even outshone the fire place!

It came time to take the pic….. i took about ten….. but his aura was too bright…. all i got was flashes of white light…

I let him chill out and he had the amazing HQ Sirloin (and a few Jack Blacks on tap of course…)

I finally managed to snap this pic when he was leaving. The blinding white energy had subsided just enough to get a pic!!!

The TBG with one of HQ’s angels – Carla.

Thanks TBG….u made our night…. and possibly Carla’s life!!!!!

later Seth

Matt

What a wonderful experience. I didn’t realise they had Jack Black Beer at HQ. that’s good to know. With a fireplace at HQ and Jack Black on tap, it seems The TBG is very much living within “The Vibe.” Beautiful stuff. Well done, HQ – that’s quite a drawcard!

If you’ve never been to HQ, seriously, give it a bash. It’s very cool. There is a bar/lounge section, as well as a chill out section with a fireplace. The chow is amazing as well.

Your classic steak Brasserie

It’s good – trust me

The fireplace
That’s what you’ve been looking for

But, more importantly, the rumours persist that The TBG is in London at the moment.

Keep an eye out there, ex pats. You may just get your special moment..