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Quality Humour
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SABC COCK IT UP AGAIN
18 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Another classic from the national broadcaster SABC who, through forced employment, produce continually below-par basics: This, from Clayton S: Yes, folks, the Incredible Comrade Fidel Castro went to University six years before his birth and spent four years underground before busting out. At the tender age of 3, he led a revolution [...]
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A CASE OF MISTAKEN DOMAIN IDENTITY
18 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 51 Comments
Aaah, this one is just too precious! I got this OUT STANDING email from one of my very special loyal readers. Hi Seth, Sorry this is quite long but well worth the read. Basically 2 colleagues of mine found this website www.thefirstworldwidewebsitewerenothinghappens.com and one of them picked up that there was a typo in [...]
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INSTANT RIM SHOT . COM
17 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Great to piss your buddies off at work. It comes with a big red button – which is the sole purpose of the website. You press this button for a beautiful rimshot, like the old-school comedians used to have after each joke. Please refrain from any “rim job” jokes. We’re quite particular about using jokes [...]
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NEW BATMAN UPDOG JOKE
17 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
WHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! [thanks charl]
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IPOOD T-SHIRT
13 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Following on seamlessly from our article about the iPod toilet paper dispenser, comes this little beaut, sent in by Dom P. You what? Notice how uncomfortable the silhouetted man seems in the image. The wire – annoying. And when he needs to finish off, what does he do with the iPod in his hand? [...]
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2OCEANSVIBE IN AFRIKAANS
13 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
I have a feeling some of you haven’t fully “perused” the links to other websites and friends of 2oceansvibe. If you make your way to the left menu and cruise down towards the arse end of that, you’ll notice a list of “links.” Those are them. check them out. So anyway, I was doing a [...]
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BASIC PROBLEM SOLVING
11 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
If you find yourself in a pickle and something won’t work, ALL you need to do is follow this little flow diagram. And to answer your question, NO I didn’t think I would ever utter the word “flow diagram” on this website. But I’ must say, I’m glad I did.
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110% ANAL
11 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
See what they did here? 110% ANAL Very good. They sell them (and many other hilarious signs) at that shop next to Miss K in Green Point, by the way. What, you haven’t been to Miss K !? [muffled laughter] Christ, that’s emboerrissing..
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YOU’VE WON A TOYODA!
10 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
It is not nasty to laugh at this story. Although she is upset, the sheer brilliance of it outweighs her sadness.. Bwaaahaha!
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PICK ‘N PAY WINS LITERARY PRIZE
09 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Whilst I’m sure they’re doing their bit for upliftment and all that, they might want look into employing people with a minimum of a standard 3 to write out their in-store signs and promotions. Or maybe even get a manager with a standard 6 to oversee those people. This, spotted in Pick ‘n Pay – [...]
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NEW BABOON BREED IN NOORDHOEK
09 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
This one really tickled me. Sent in by a loyal reader. The guys who put up signs in Noordhoek have clearly been having one too many pots at The Toad before they head off to work! Very graceful baboons Now available in Noordhoek I’d get on the blower to Noordhoek mayor “The Insurance Broker” [...]
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GUMTREE ADVERTISER WILL PAY FOR DRINKING BUDDY
05 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 7 Comments
This Gumtree ad has been spotted and should attract the right candidate as a starting point to “living the holiday.” Finally, an end to the corporate world you are getting so tired of! For me the best part is without a doubt the last line – “No chancers please.” I wonder what would [...]
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NEW CAR DEALERSHIP CHAOS
05 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This little clip was taking by security cameras in a dealership in Hatfield (I’m guessing Pretoria??). The young lady driving the car got her license two days earlier and is seen here driving her car out of the dealership a couple months back. I have a feeling you’ll enjoy this. It almost feels like you’re [...]
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WHAT BUTLERS WILL DO FOR CASH
04 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
We’ve had a good response so far, following the Butlers Pizza video we ran on 2oceansvibe TV. It cost R500 to get a driver to deliver to Hermanus and we’re told it will cost you R50 to get your Butler to change a light bulb. I’m sure there are tons more, but, for [...]
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URBAN SLANG LESSON : “MUFFIN TOP”
02 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
For those of you who have not been educated in the way of the slang word, today is your lucky day. Because today you are going to learn about one of the greatest urban expressions of our time : “MUFFIN TOP” Let me explain. You know the way muffins bake and hang over the top [...]
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THE VIGIN AIRLINES COMPLAINT LETTER TO RICHARD BRANSON
27 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Source : The Telegraph Virgin: the world’s best passenger complaint letter? Here we reproduce a complaint letter sent to Sir Richard Branson, which is currently being emailed globally and is considered by many to be the world’s funniest passenger complaint letter. See the rest of the pics here Dear Mr Branson REF: Mumbai to [...]
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THE MOUTHS OF BABES
27 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Lovely little piece of stuff this. The following “when I grow up” picture was drawn by a kid at school, marked, and brought home for Mommy to see. The picture came back to school the next day with a note from the mother to the teacher. Dear Ms. Davis, I want to [...]
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FAIL!
27 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You do know about this site, don’t you? Be there now – http://failblog.org/ [thanks trav]
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DANCING TO SINGLE LADIES
23 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A number of people have emailed me this video so I thought I’d pop up the YouTube clip, rather than receiving anymore 3Mb files. You do know that 90% of the clips people send around are also available on Youtube, right? No problem. Ok, this is pretty hysterical. It features a particularly overweight gent dancing [...]
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THE NEW VEET AD
22 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This is what we in the industry call “thinking on your feet.” Or, in this case, Veet. Sorry. Check this out – bloody brilliant. New Veet ad Beautiful. For those of you who don’t know, Veet is a hair remover that chicks use to tidy up. Guys also use it. I’ve used it [...]
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CAPE MINSTRELS TRAFFIC CHAOS
21 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I thoroughly enjoyed this tongue-in-cheek story about Capetonians and our beloved Cape Minstrel annual carnival. With teeth.. CAPE TOWN – author unknown Over 300 Cape Minstrels are in hospital this morning after taking part in a traditional street carnival to celebrate January 2 without realizing that the day was not a public holiday. [...]
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ONE OF THE GREATEST POSTERS OF YOUR LIFE
19 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
In the future, ALL posters will be as funny as this. [thanks gary]
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NEW COOL WAYS TO SAY HI
16 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I was hanging with G-Man at his pad yesterday and we decided that now would be very good time to introduce you to a new way to say hi. We think you’re ready for it. High-fives are out (just ask Ryan Seacrest), and so are fisties. That’s why we’re going for the ” SLAP, SNAP [...]
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RYAN SEACREST HIGH-FIVES A BLIND GUY
15 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s not often the energies of the universe pull together to give us things like this. Scott Macintrye is a contestant on the latest American Idol which is on at the moment. Scott Macintrye is blind. Ryan Seacrest is the host of American Idol and is therefore fully aware that Scott is blind. That’s why [...]
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