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Quality Humour
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DANCING TO SINGLE LADIES
23 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A number of people have emailed me this video so I thought I’d pop up the YouTube clip, rather than receiving anymore 3Mb files. You do know that 90% of the clips people send around are also available on Youtube, right? No problem. Ok, this is pretty hysterical. It features a particularly overweight gent dancing [...]
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THE NEW VEET AD
22 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This is what we in the industry call “thinking on your feet.” Or, in this case, Veet. Sorry. Check this out – bloody brilliant. New Veet ad Beautiful. For those of you who don’t know, Veet is a hair remover that chicks use to tidy up. Guys also use it. I’ve used it [...]
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CAPE MINSTRELS TRAFFIC CHAOS
21 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I thoroughly enjoyed this tongue-in-cheek story about Capetonians and our beloved Cape Minstrel annual carnival. With teeth.. CAPE TOWN – author unknown Over 300 Cape Minstrels are in hospital this morning after taking part in a traditional street carnival to celebrate January 2 without realizing that the day was not a public holiday. [...]
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ONE OF THE GREATEST POSTERS OF YOUR LIFE
19 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
In the future, ALL posters will be as funny as this. [thanks gary]
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NEW COOL WAYS TO SAY HI
16 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I was hanging with G-Man at his pad yesterday and we decided that now would be very good time to introduce you to a new way to say hi. We think you’re ready for it. High-fives are out (just ask Ryan Seacrest), and so are fisties. That’s why we’re going for the ” SLAP, SNAP [...]
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RYAN SEACREST HIGH-FIVES A BLIND GUY
15 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s not often the energies of the universe pull together to give us things like this. Scott Macintrye is a contestant on the latest American Idol which is on at the moment. Scott Macintrye is blind. Ryan Seacrest is the host of American Idol and is therefore fully aware that Scott is blind. That’s why [...]
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MATTHEW HAYDEN’S EULOGY
14 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
For those of you just in from Alaska, latest news is that Australian cricketer, Matthew Hayden, retired from the game yesterday. I got hold of this hilarious eulogy for you from the latest online edition of Crikey. Thought some of you might enjoy. Alas poor Haydos the flat track bully and Christian sledgerBy Walter [...]
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NUMBER PLATE QUALITY HUMOUR
12 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I throughly enjoyed this little number sent in by Dave L: Hi Seth, I thought you would enjoy this one. Jerry Barnard (the muso) asked me to look after his car while he was away, so I made a few modifications to it, look carefully and see if you can spot them. Stunning [...]
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AN EXAMPLE OF A GOOD LICENSE PLATE
09 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
YEEEEHA WP gets our nod of approval Well done, you’re through. [thanks brian]
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SOMETHING TO DO AT YOUR DESK
08 Jan 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It is clearly that time of year when those of you who are back at your desks don’t have THAT much to do, particularly when we all know about the Cape Town January Rule . You’ve probably set up a bin in the corner of the office and have had paper throwing competitions. Time seems [...]
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POSH BANS BECKS FROM HOT INTERVIEWERS
23 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Given his history of banging their staff, it is kind of expected that Victoria Beckham pulled the plug on a planned hour long interview upon arrival in Milan this week. Especially after she did a spot of Googling with regards to the interviewer. These pictures were probably very similar to the pics she found. Ilaria [...]
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THROW YOUR OWN SHOES AT BUSH
17 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Good morning. As a number of you took Monday off and made a long weekend of the Tuesday public holiday, you might have missed the reports about George W Bush being attacked by a full pair of shoes. To see that you should either scroll down to the article or click here . Naturally, this [...]
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BUSH ATTACKED BY FLYING SHOES
16 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You couldn’t DREAM this up. You could smoke a ton of chronic and eat a plate of magic mushroom infused chocolate brownies, and the result would never be a concept as ludicrous as a journalist throwing his shoes, one after the other, at President George W Bush. I mean, Mike Myers used it as a [...]
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RUDE BUT VERY VERY FUNNY
15 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It is an absolute fact that this video is rude. However, it is not NSFW and has no nudity whatsoever. The verbal content is lewd, although it contains no swear words at all. How can something be so incredible that it is rude, and yet relatively safe to play at the office? Well, that is [...]
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ANOTHER JACK OF ALL TRADES
12 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
In October we brought you a wonderful picture of a some guy’s car window advertising a wide array of skills on offer. It was fairly phenomenal and I suggest you check it out. Today, however, we have another one, this time sent in by Martin M. Please, if I may… Specialist..in many fields [...]
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MAGNUM THE SUPER JACK RUSSELL
12 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I found this clip on Mark Forrester’s site and, my goodness, I thoroughly enjoyed it. Not only will you love the build up and the grand finale, but the narration is nothing short of stunning! It’s filmed by a local guy (Cape Town or Durbs) in his garden and his slang is just too beautiful! [...]
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DICKIPEDIA
11 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
2oceansvibe Character and professional red-head, “Six Figures,” sent this in – asking if I had seen it and admitting that he is not on the cutting edge. No, Six Figures, I had not seen it. You’ve done well…this time. It comes as a great relief, following your last email with subject “brilliant!” with a link [...]
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SHANE WARNE – THE MUSICAL
11 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Normal people and cricket fans alike will be tickled by this little announcement – the fact that the Ozzie’s have put together a $2 million musical production about their most controversial sportsman ever, Shane Warne. Entitled Shane Warne – The Musical. Tickets are on sale now. Check it out. Shane Warne – The Musical [...]
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2OCEANSVIBE EXCLUSIVE – GUMTREE JOB OFFER FOR OFFICE SLUT
10 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I couldn’t quite believe mine eyes as I read through this job offer and subsequent email exchange between a genuinely hopeful candidate and the potential employer. It is a rare treat for it to fall into place so effortlessly. We refer to these sets of circumstance as a “gift.” I would like to make it [...]
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COMING TO AMERICA – SHE IS YOUR QUEEN TO BE
08 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Sorry to butt-in on your otherwise very serious vibe, but it is very important that you watch this urgently. I stumbled upon Eddie Murphy’s Coming To America on satellite this week and was reminded of the various genius highlights that I had forgotten. Obviously there are the basics, like “your royal penis is clean your [...]
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JOKERS LAUNCH SPRINGBOK EMBLEM ONLINE GAME
08 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A few weeks ago we featured the mock Parks-Board Bokkie signs that some very funny individuals had professionally made and placed around Cape Town. Needless to say, they saw the mention on 2oceansvibe and emailed me today to tell me about their latest over-the-top statement. This time it’s an online game which let’s you control [...]
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JOE BONES HAS A KID
05 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Our Florida (US) affiliate, rivercityvibe.com, has just had a kid. Or, rather, the editor has had a kid (without ovaries, websites will always struggle). In the words of rivercityvibes’s JOE BONES: Last night, Joe Bones became a father. He has undertaken to devote his entire life toward proving that a rock and roll lifestyle [...]
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HELMETS IN PUBLIC EPIDEMIC SPREADS
04 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
We recently covered a couple cases of various individuals wearing helmets in public (here and here). The phenomena and social inadequacy seems to have spread further – this time, air travel. Pete L’s mate sent him these pics he took somewhere in the East, boarding a Vietnam Airlines plane. Come now Absolutely no problem [...]
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