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    • BLUE ROUTE MALL TAKING FATHER’S DAY TO ANOTHER LEVEL

      17 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments

      Again the power of the 2oceansvibe community is on display as we receive no less than THREE separate emails with photographs of the same sign displayed on a shop window in Cape Town’s Blue Routemall. Behold:   Spotted on window of a men’s manicure parlour. Blue Route Mall, Cape Town. Look, it’s a bloody nice […]

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    • FERRARI GUY FOR HIRE

      11 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments

      NO.WAY! Ok, this guy’s vibe is fairly luminous. You gotta check out his website at www.ferrariguyforhire.com (ja, you read that correctly – Ferrari Guy For Hire). He basically offers a service which revolves around being a passenger in his red convertible Ferrari with, wait for it, 24 KARAT GOLD WHEELS!   Enjoy the bottom right […]

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    • THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’ – THEY HATIN’….

      11 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments

      Spotted on a South African road, sometime in the recent past.   The recession has hitEven taxi fare can be too expensive   [thanks earl]

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    • CAR CRASH NOTE

      10 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments

      I have received this no less than 8,300 times and I fear if I don’t publish it, I may well choke to death on the sheer volume of emails. It’s good. It’s funny.     CanIgonow?

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    • TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART

      10 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments

      The is the “literal” version of Bonnie Tyler’s song, “Total Eclipse of the heart.” It is incredibly funny and I urge you to watch it. People in the ad and film game will love it even more. But you don’t have to be any kind of “creative” to enjoy it.     Pretty good. Even […]

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    • BEHOLD, THE DANIEL CRAIG ICE LOLLY

      10 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments

      I’ve been approached by a food and beverages company to create a range of Seth Rotherham shaped chocolates, but I told them it wasn’t really my vibe. I felt it would be “jumping the gun” a bit to get chocolate Seths before having an action figure on the shelves. There’s kind of an order to […]

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    • DON’T WORRY, BE HAPPY

      09 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 14 Comments

      A while back I brought you a wonderful copy of someone’s passport who ended up with the name “TWO RAND.” That was good, but I fear this might be better. Geniedit..   VICTOR “DONT-WORRY” SAMBU   Aah, it’s just too awesome for words. You can almost imagine what happened. Victor went to Home Affairs (probably […]

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    • OZZY OSBOURNE’S SAMSUNG AD

      05 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments

      It’s a basic concept which I’m surprised they (brands) haven’t used before. Using ignorant famous people in an ad, who clearly don’t understand the technology on display, but, simultaneously, demonstrating it to the viewers/readers! Please enjoy Ozzy Osbourne with the new Samsung Alias 2 – whatever that is.     Did you enjoy the second […]

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    • BRUNO, EMINEM, MTV, STAGED

      03 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments

      So it was the MTV Movie Awards this weekend. The evening produced many a highlight, not least of which was Sacha Baron Cohen character, Bruno‘s high-wire act “malfunction” which resulted in him landing on top of Eminem (here). The teabagging exercise ended with Eminem and his entourage storming out of the awards.   Hectique vibe […]

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    • HITLER REACTS TO THE BULLS VICTORY AGAINST THE CHIEFS

      02 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 15 Comments

      Speechless.. I’m not sure who made this, and, whilst we certainly might not condone the contents, you simply have to see it.     Come now… it’s too much!

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    • BIG DEMAND FOR “WINGWOMAN” SERVICE

      02 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments

      This is happening in New York City at the moment. Where it is just jam-packed wall-to-wall FULL of genuii. Got this off Craiglist: $30/hour: Personal Introduction Assistant / “wingwoman” (Midtown)Reply to:job-9qnwa-1179876392@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?] Date: 2009-05-20, 6:42AM EDT We have an opening for a part-time personal introduction assistant, aka a “wingwoman.”     […]

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    • IF ONLY THEY NEW

      02 Jun 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments

      Spotted at Checkers in Kempton Park.   Ag fooi tog!   [thanks jan]

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    • FOR RICHER FOR POORER

      22 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 10 Comments

      Good morning! Ok, we’re going to kick off with something quite special indeed! It was about a week ago (was it a week ago? Yes it was.) that we chatted about Hiedi Klum and Seal’s “white trash” themed party (here) they threw to renew their wedding vows. It was very well received by both their […]

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    • FIND YOUR FILIPINA BEAUTY TODAY!

      21 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments

      One of the down sides about having Google AdSense ads displayed on one’s website is they have a mind of their own. And by “down” sides, I mean “hilarious” sides. How Google AdSense works, is the code which produces the ad actually reads your webpage and will publish an ad depending on the content – […]

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    • FLOYD ON RUBBISH

      20 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 18 Comments

      In one of our most celebrated articles for quite some time (here), we featured a radio conversation between Radio 702’s Redi Direko and ANC Youth League spokesperson, Floyd Shivambu, where they attempted to discuss what he meant by his earlier statements claiming that Helen Zille was “sleeping around.” If you didn’t listen to that, I […]

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    • WATCH DAVID LETTERMAN TONIGHT CHANNEL 113 AT 22H00

      19 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments

      Legendary actor and professional mood-swing sufferer, Alec Baldwin is in trouble after he featured on The Late Show with David Letterman which is on our screens tonight. The show ACTUALLY took place in The States on the 12th, but it’s only right that we get it a week late. I mean, shit, did you expect […]

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    • WHAT DID ANC YOUTH LEAGUE MEAN BY HELEN ZILLE SLEEPING AROUND?

      18 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 42 Comments

      This is just too beautiful! Radio 702’s DJ Redi Direko tried to find out more from ANC Youth League spokesperson, Floyd Shivambu, as to what they meant by earlier statements regarding Helen Zille “sleeping around.” You might want to read that article (here) before you move on to this stunning bit of radio.     […]

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    • THE PORN STAR, THE REPUBLICAN AND THE DEAD MADAME

      13 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment

      Check out this awesome little piece in the Times last week involving a porn star running for senate, a religious right-wing republican getting bust using hookers after the “madame” of the brothel leaked it to the press. And that same “madame” later found dead having “committed suicide after being convicted of running a prostitution ring. […]

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    • HEIDI KLUM AND SEAL HOST WHITE TRASH WEDDING

      13 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments

      Just when you thought Heidi Klum and Seal couldn’t get any more awesome, they reaffirmed their marriage vows this weekend in Malibu – with a “white trash” party theme. I swear. It’s too awesome! They usually do it at the place they got married at, in Mexico – but swine flu is not really their […]

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    • WELL WELL WELL…

      13 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments

        Nice. Clean. Precise.   [thanks lauren]

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    • NUMBERPLATE BECOMES SPEECH BUBBLE

      12 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments

      I don’t need to fluff this one up for you. It sells itself. Enjoy this email I received from Greg H:   Please enjoy the numberplate   Sup Seth, God – somedays he blesses us with something like this..! It was a CT summer day and a mate and I were enjoying some herb in […]

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    • NANDO’S JULIUS MALEMA PUPPET SOLD FOR R100,000

      12 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments

      Hahahaha! Oh God, this is just stunning! I’ve just found out that the Julius Malema puppet used in the recent Nando’s ads, has been sold at an auction for R100,000. For those of you out of the loop, Nando’s very recently got into a bit of kak (or not really) after some controversial ads were […]

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    • JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE’S MOTHER’S DAY TRIBUTE

      11 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment

      Enjoy this SNL clip with Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg – The same two that brought you Dick in a Box. Andy and the Lonely Island band also gave us the awesome I’m on a Boat music video. Oh, this video also has a very provocative SUSAN SARANDON! Ja, you heard me. You can read […]

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    • LEMONSIP GETS SIDELINED

      08 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments

      Personally, and as you may have seen me mention in the latest 2oceansvibe Weather Girls feature, I feel this whole swine flu thing is getting a little bit long in the snout. I won’t be publishing that cartoon of piglet walking into the distance. It’s good, but it’s not THAT good! You can stop sending […]

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    • YOUR BUSINESS CARD SUCKS

      08 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 11 Comments

      The awesomeness and genius of the guy in this video cannot be emphasised enough. It reminds me of one of the many brilliant scenes from American Psycho, in which Patrick Bateman presents his new business card (watch it here) and announces, “”That’s bone, and the lettering is something called Silian Rail.” Except this is completely […]

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    • THE PANDA JOKE

      07 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments

      Developed from/into the book Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation. As told by Peter Walsh to The Roofer , to me. This may well be the best joke of your life.   A Giant Panda   A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes […]

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    • BEGGERS WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR

      05 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments

      Ex-pat Brian V sent this in from the City of Angels.   Hey Seth, Clever, this dude put a smile on my face, recognized my accent and earned a couple bucks 🙂 Brian V   Very cool. When we do find life out there it won’t be easy for the aliens to keep a straight […]

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    • FLYING PIGS

      05 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments

      Spotted in Cape Town, seemingly with reference to the global SWINE FLU outbreak and its possible spread in and around the Cape Flats.   Oh dear me.   We seriously need to work on our spelling guys. Are you aware that one word can change the story completely? And are you aware that two words […]

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    • KENTUCKY FRIED SOMETHING

      04 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments

      Keeper of the faith, Doug W, sent in the following disturbing cautionary scrawl written on the wall of the KFC drive-through, in the Rosmead area of Harfield/Kenilworth.   Seth, Hanging off the backend of a bender – myself and the missus were looking for a KFC, something to soak up the booze! Anyway, not feeling […]

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    • A TOM JONES MOMENT

      04 May 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments

      I was editing the last 2oceansvibe Weather Girls feature at iKraal head office the other day, and started playing some Tom Jones on my laptop. That’s when I received an email from Ken in the next room, with a link to this very early live video of “The Voice” dancing on stage. Oh my shattered […]

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