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Quality Humour
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THROW YOUR OWN SHOES AT BUSH
17 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Good morning. As a number of you took Monday off and made a long weekend of the Tuesday public holiday, you might have missed the reports about George W Bush being attacked by a full pair of shoes. To see that you should either scroll down to the article or click here . Naturally, this [...]
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BUSH ATTACKED BY FLYING SHOES
16 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
You couldn’t DREAM this up. You could smoke a ton of chronic and eat a plate of magic mushroom infused chocolate brownies, and the result would never be a concept as ludicrous as a journalist throwing his shoes, one after the other, at President George W Bush. I mean, Mike Myers used it as a [...]
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RUDE BUT VERY VERY FUNNY
15 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It is an absolute fact that this video is rude. However, it is not NSFW and has no nudity whatsoever. The verbal content is lewd, although it contains no swear words at all. How can something be so incredible that it is rude, and yet relatively safe to play at the office? Well, that is [...]
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ANOTHER JACK OF ALL TRADES
12 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
In October we brought you a wonderful picture of a some guy’s car window advertising a wide array of skills on offer. It was fairly phenomenal and I suggest you check it out. Today, however, we have another one, this time sent in by Martin M. Please, if I may… Specialist..in many fields [...]
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MAGNUM THE SUPER JACK RUSSELL
12 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I found this clip on Mark Forrester’s site and, my goodness, I thoroughly enjoyed it. Not only will you love the build up and the grand finale, but the narration is nothing short of stunning! It’s filmed by a local guy (Cape Town or Durbs) in his garden and his slang is just too beautiful! [...]
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DICKIPEDIA
11 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
2oceansvibe Character and professional red-head, “Six Figures,” sent this in – asking if I had seen it and admitting that he is not on the cutting edge. No, Six Figures, I had not seen it. You’ve done well…this time. It comes as a great relief, following your last email with subject “brilliant!” with a link [...]
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SHANE WARNE – THE MUSICAL
11 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Normal people and cricket fans alike will be tickled by this little announcement – the fact that the Ozzie’s have put together a $2 million musical production about their most controversial sportsman ever, Shane Warne. Entitled Shane Warne – The Musical. Tickets are on sale now. Check it out. Shane Warne – The Musical [...]
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2OCEANSVIBE EXCLUSIVE – GUMTREE JOB OFFER FOR OFFICE SLUT
10 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I couldn’t quite believe mine eyes as I read through this job offer and subsequent email exchange between a genuinely hopeful candidate and the potential employer. It is a rare treat for it to fall into place so effortlessly. We refer to these sets of circumstance as a “gift.” I would like to make it [...]
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COMING TO AMERICA – SHE IS YOUR QUEEN TO BE
08 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Sorry to butt-in on your otherwise very serious vibe, but it is very important that you watch this urgently. I stumbled upon Eddie Murphy’s Coming To America on satellite this week and was reminded of the various genius highlights that I had forgotten. Obviously there are the basics, like “your royal penis is clean your [...]
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JOKERS LAUNCH SPRINGBOK EMBLEM ONLINE GAME
08 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
A few weeks ago we featured the mock Parks-Board Bokkie signs that some very funny individuals had professionally made and placed around Cape Town. Needless to say, they saw the mention on 2oceansvibe and emailed me today to tell me about their latest over-the-top statement. This time it’s an online game which let’s you control [...]
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JOE BONES HAS A KID
05 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Our Florida (US) affiliate, rivercityvibe.com, has just had a kid. Or, rather, the editor has had a kid (without ovaries, websites will always struggle). In the words of rivercityvibes’s JOE BONES: Last night, Joe Bones became a father. He has undertaken to devote his entire life toward proving that a rock and roll lifestyle [...]
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HELMETS IN PUBLIC EPIDEMIC SPREADS
04 Dec 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
We recently covered a couple cases of various individuals wearing helmets in public (here and here). The phenomena and social inadequacy seems to have spread further – this time, air travel. Pete L’s mate sent him these pics he took somewhere in the East, boarding a Vietnam Airlines plane. Come now Absolutely no problem [...]
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WHEEL CLAMPS, SIGNS ETC.
26 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The other morning’s festivities, which included The Muse getting her car clamped at my current residence, The Cape Grace Hotel in Cape Town; resulted in a great response from the 2oceansvibe community. Including this BEAUTIFUL photograph, taken by the equally beautiful Nicole B. Absolutely fine Now that’s the kind of sign The Muse [...]
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NIC MARAIS DOES THE WEATHER
24 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
2oceansvibe Character and ex-KFM morning-show disc jockey (try saying that with a straight face), Nic Marais (AKA The DJ), has gone off to study law at Yale. People are usually pretty impressed when I tell them that, after they ask me why he is no longer hosting Cape Town’s biggest breakfast show. That’s when I [...]
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MADE YOU LOOK
21 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Whilst one may deem it a tad rude, one should also remember that it does still fall into a category which we call, “quality humour.” Clever [thanks charl]
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SOMALI PIRATES IN DISCUSSIONS TO ACQUIRE CITIGROUP
21 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
November 20 (Gloomberg) — The Somali pirates, renegade Somalis known for hijacking ships for ransom in the Gulf of Aden, are negotiating a purchase of Citigroup. The pirates would buy Citigroup with new debt and their existing cash stockpiles, earned most recently from hijacking numerous ships, including most recently a $200 million Saudi [...]
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PLEASE NO MORE
21 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Oh my goodness, we have gone FULL CIRCLE! We learnt about the website which displays photos of upside down dogs, which was followed up quite neatly with the photo of Spice, the exhibitionist hound; as well as the untimely death of a reader’s upside down dog. I even received an email from a local guy [...]
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EDDIE IZZARD DOES CHRISTOPHER WALKEN
21 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I hope you didn’t think about that headline in a naughty way. That would be very naughty indeed. And childish. G-Man and The Dude told me about this stand up bit of Eddie Izzard doing a Christopher Walken impression. I like this guy. He makes me laugh. I haven’t laughed in years. Great to be [...]
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PARIS ATTENDS SETH ROTHERHAM ALBUM LAUNCH
20 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Some of you won’t be aware that I recently launched a CD in the US. It’s called The Crayfish by Seth Rotherham. Check it out. Paris Hilton shows off her copy of “The Crayfish” Now that is obviously a load of twak. Everyone knows that my CD hasn’t been released yet. And anyway, [...]
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I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
19 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I popped into Societi Restaurant on Orange Street in Gardens this morning for some creative writing with Iron Mike, and spotted this sign. “It’s a life’s tile“ See what they did there? They took the word “lifestyle” and changed it, to incorporate their product. ‘Cos they sell tiles, you see. So it becomes [...]
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PUT ANOTHER BRANDED SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE
18 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
As the folks pack up in Oz and head off to Provence to add the final touches to the bastide, a moment was spared to scan a page from an Australian magazine and email it to me. This time, it was an ad for Christmas “gifts for him.” which included the BBQ Brand and the [...]
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MORE ATTRACTIVE DOG POSES
14 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
The Barndog sent this in and I remember him telling me about this dog. It’s quite a famous dog, actually, name Spice. Spice chills the fuck out on the sofa in a restaurant in Durbs called, you guessed it, Spice. The photo was taken from his table. I think it’s absolutely fine, as a view, [...]
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UPSIDEDOWNDOGS.COM
13 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Finally, our prayers are answered! Someone has realised the humour in publishing upside down photos of dogs. We’ve all had a good chuckle when stumbling upon our canine friends fast asleep, upside down – them, blissfully unaware of how ridiculous they look as the flesh and flaps and eyeballs begin to slide. So someone has [...]
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GREATEST BEST MAN SPEECH EVER
11 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Best Man speeches can go either way. They can bomb, or they can kill. Some best men miss the mandate and spend their time regaling stories of the various skanks the groom nailed in his singles – Cringe City. Whilst others are just sublime, like when The Rock completely fucking murdered it on The Outside [...]
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A SPOT OF GENIUS
11 Nov 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I spotted this at one of our faves, Imod. Check it out: That’s pretty much the standard we’re trying to keep here. [thanks jonty]
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THE MIKERO SLAVE OVEN
05 Mar 2008 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
It’s common knowledge that I keep a number of pre-teen Cambodian kids under the floorboards at the Bantry Bay house; for the express purpose of manufacturing fake Havaianas flip-flops. I don’t feel bad about their living conditions, nor the fact that I feed them rubbish. Those kids wouldn’t have a floor over their heads if [...]
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