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Quality Humour
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NEW HOME AFFAIRS SERVICE CHECKS IF YOU’RE ALIVE
25 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 13 Comments
I’m so stoked. The South African Department of Home Affairs obviously believe that pinching yourself is not enough. They have very cleverly released an incredibly useful new online verification service, which let’s you type in your ID number and find out if you’re dead or alive! I know – how awesome? Of course I’m not [...]
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ABSOLUTELY AWESOME T-SHIRT # 527
24 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Following on seamlessly from our very recent article about Crocs crashing , comes this heart-warming email. Hi Seth, During an excursion to Hermanus this weekend we came across this T-shirt at the flea market. Don’t know if you have seen it but thought you would enjoy it. The photo was taken with my cellphone [...]
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THIS IS WHY I FOLLOW SNOOP DOGG ON TWITTER
19 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This was at 9pm our time, God knows what hour, his time. His first twat of the day: Snoop Dogg‘s first twat of the day on Twitter That’s what he says to his 50-odd thousand Twitter followers! Good morning by beautiful TWIZZLES!!! Stop it, man! It’s too much.. But then he follows up [...]
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TIGER WOODS COMPETITOR PLAYS GOLF IN HIS JOCKS
19 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
I was meant to show you this a few days back, but my recent Veuve Clicquot binge fell over that particular day. Nevertheless, I found it again on my “desktop.” Check this out: Golf-Stenson’s Swedish strip show overshadows Woods MIAMI, March 12 (Reuters) – Swede Henrik Stenson briefly took the limelight from Tiger Woods [...]
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WHEN YOU COMBINE EXCESS WITH HUMOUR
18 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
I’m almost positive that you can’t call the owner of this car a cock. I mean, he is driving the LATEST Rolls Royce convertible and his numberplate is MR WP – as in Mr. Western Province. It’s SO over-the-top that he simply HAS to be taking the piss. A splash of excess with a [...]
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THE BMW 530 DIESEL IS VERY RUDE
17 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
It’s always a treat to find South-Africa exclusive slang phrases appearing on international brands, bltantly unaware of how their product might fome across when reaching our shores. Not that anyone local would consider what a particular word or model number looks like upside-down. I am referring, of course, to the BMW 530d, which looks like [...]
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A RICK ASTLEY OLDIE
16 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
I am quite aware that you might have seen this already, but some of the precious readers out there have not. It is essential that everyone sees this. Hey? Awesome! [thanks gavin]
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CHRISTOPHER WALKEN ON TWITTER
13 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
I am very pleased to announce that Rob Lowe lookalike, Christopher Walken, is on Twitter. Christopher Walken A smattering of genius He writes about one a day in the evening and it’s nearly always hilarious. Lemmie show you a few: “I would like to see someone land a train in the Hudson.” “I asked kids [...]
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BUSH SHOE THROWER GETS THREE YEARS!
13 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Jeez this is pretty radical. The guy who put a smile on the face of the world, is going to jail for three years! Fuck, that’s hectic! Let’s check out the video before we go on: This, from The Guardian: Iraqi shoe-thrower sentenced to three years in jail Journalist Muntazer al-Zaidi had pleaded [...]
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ZUMATELLO
12 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Zumatello One of the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Politicians” I’m fine with that. [thanks Michael]
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THE CAKE
11 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Employee: Hello ‘dis be Pick&Pay, how can I help you? Customer: I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week. Employee: ‘What you want on the cake?’ Customer: ‘Best Wishes Suzanne’ and underneath that ‘We will miss you’. Too beautiful Aaah, that’s just glorious! [thanks andy]
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THE LAZY BEGGERS
11 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 1 Comment
Lucy, a loyal 2oceansvibe reader, sent in this wonderful account of some beggars she stumbled upon in Spain. But not just any beggars – beggars with a website! An incorrectly spelt website, no less! The “Lazy Beggers” www.lazybeggers.com They label the various types of donations you can give them, including wine, weed, cocaine, [...]
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AUTOTRADER TELLS IT LIKE IT IS
10 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
Luckily I’m in charge of my shit, so it’s not likely that this will happen to me. And anyway, I’ve got a scooter – not a superbike. Stunning. Just stunning! [thanks peter]
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CHICK MISSES HER FLIGHT AND LOSES HER MIND
09 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
This came out a while back but I didn’t think you were ready to see it. Now I think you are. Hey? Are you ok with that? I couldn’t possibly imagine dealing with that. The only option is to remove oneself from the situation. Just leave. Hmm, I’m getting progressively more annoyed the longer [...]
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WINNING FAIL
05 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
The Surfer found this little gem for us. It’s a video clip from the FAIL website. Entitled Excessive Celebration Fail and featuring a table tennis match. I’m almost positive that you’ll laugh.. Jeepers, that oke is LOOSE!
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STOP! NINJA TIME!
04 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
Short and sweet: “My father was killed by ninjas” – COME ON, MAN! This guy is a fucking LEGEND! He might want to start by getting a pair of Ninja Shoes .. Oh, speaking of ninjas, I think you’re ready to see a pic from when I first learnt ninja skills. Seth [...]
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MY NAME IS
03 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Spotted at car parking (selbourne) boom of Lifestyle Centre on Kloof Street Whoever did that deserves a gold star. BANG! – on their forehead. [thanks andy]
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RANDALL ABRAHAMS WITH KNOB END IN MNET TV GUIDE
02 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 11 Comments
I really do hope that Randall Abrahams doesn’t think all the negative press is a compliment to how well he is playing his “nasty” character on SA Idols. I must make it radiantly clear that this is not the case. Unlike in the US, where people “hate” the nasty judge, Simon Cowell (they do actually [...]
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BMX FOR SALE
27 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
It’s important that you see this ad for a BMX spotted on an Australian ebay-type website. Seems pretty normal, right? Wrong. CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT THE DESCRIPTION GIVEN BELOW THE PHOTO OF THE BMX.. That’s all we ask for.. [thanks lauren]
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JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE CONTINUES TO PLEASE
27 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
JT hasn’t dropped much from the dizzy heights he achieved in our ratings, following his GENIUS Dick in a Boxvideo. And now he goes and nails it again – this time with Beyonce and the song Single Ladies. Pushing it.. [thanks jacki]
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EVERYTHING IS AMAZING – NOBODY IS HAPPY
26 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 3 Comments
Got this little beaut off Matthew Buckland‘s site. Pure quality and so true… [Nodding. Brow creased upwards. Pursed lips] True.
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SAA ADMIT SHIT SERVICE & BEG FOR MERCY
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Here’s a novel way to try and get people to calm down. SAA have erected (penis penis penis) signs at Johannesburg’s Jan Smuts airport, asking travelers not to take their stress out on the SAA staff. Honestly – do we care about your fragile staff? WHAT an incredibly amazing vibe! Imagine how cool [...]
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THEY SEE ME ROLLIN’
25 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / No Comments
This is very good. That made me laugh out loud. First time since ’94. [thanks grant]
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LONDON 2012 LOGO – LISA SIMPSON GOES DOWN
24 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
With the UK’s incredibly powerful sex drive, as well as the latest stories of 13 year olds making babies, it is no surprise that London’s 2012 Olympic Games logo features Lisa Simpson of TV’s most famous cartoon series The Simpsons, going down on an identified man. The London 2012 logo That’s just great. [...]
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THIS IS WHY YOU’RE FAT
24 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
This is called the “Sandwich of knowledge“: The Sandwich of Knowledge “The bottom tier contains eight strips of bacon, six sausages and four burger paddies; followed by a second tier of black pudding; topped by a third tier comprised of two diced chicken breasts and six fried eggs.” Make sure you read that properly [...]
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YOUR CAR’S TIME OF THE MONTH
24 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 6 Comments
Quite a vibe, this one was sent in and makes the grade. Perhaps the car was bought as a gift on the proviso that the buyer could choose the numberplate for the recipient? Or do you think someone chose that for themselves? Either way, it’s effing funny. good – PASS Thanks to the [...]
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FISHER-PRICE CONDOMS
23 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 4 Comments
As anticipated, there has been a myriad of funny-email spin offs, following the ongoing story of the 13 year old dad. And I say ongoing , as it is getting deeply twisted as days go by; with more boys coming forward and claiming paternity. that is why you need to see this. Naughty. [...]
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WALL STREET SUICIDE WATCH
23 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 2 Comments
In the wake of yet another sad suicide story linked to Madoff, this sign was spotted on New York’s Wall Street. There are some pretty angry folk out there. Fair enough. This, from Ruan S: The current financial meltdown has led consumers to be more disgusted than ever (if that’s even possible) with [...]
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SPIDERMAN IS ACTUALLY FROM DURBAN
23 Feb 2009 by Seth Rotherham / 5 Comments
In case you were wondering.. Peter Parker (Spiderman) Possibly from the New Pier area “Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: “With great power comes great responsibility.” This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I’m Spiderman.” [thanks francois]
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