Hey you, yes you! Do you ever feel like illegally jamming the cellphone signal of those around you so that they aren’t allowed to freely disseminate information? Well you’re in luck then…
“Sometimes we all just need to be told, ‘You know this. Rely on your training. Listen to your gut.'” This guy at Apple believes in that. In you. You should also believe in you.
I imagine parking is at a premium in Tokyo but this solution has to be seen to be believed. Take a bow my friends, you have played out of your tiny little boots.
Remember that time you woke up after a big night out, popped on the computer to watch some mind-numbing TV show and found a whole bunch of weird Google searches? Somebody was watching…
Hold up, you’re telling me I can get a tablet which surfs the interweb for R799? Can I play Angry Birds on it too? Kerching!
It seems Apple are about to dip their toes into some new territory, and of course Apple fans the world over are salivating from the mouth at the prospect.
Move over Martin Scorcese, it seems there is set to be some stiff competition as iPhone 6 users create movie masterpieces using just their beloved mobile devices.
We’re all sick of hearing about selfies, don’t worry, which is why when this guy came up with a really cool drone idea and pulled it off like a boss we approved.
Stop those pesky old folk from harassing you for photos and get them connected. Mom will love you, Dad will get some peace and quiet, everyone’s a winner.
I am tempted to call this the feel-good story of the day but a kitten might save a man from a burning tree later so I will show some restraint.
You might want to watch exactly what you discuss in front of your TV these days. It’s all gone a bit ‘George Orwell 1984’ hasn’t it?
Not to sound like a doomsayer but when they can make robotic dogs this realistic and intelligent, how long before artificial intelligence takes over the world? Although we’re probably safe down here for a while.
Remind me to never give this new dating app to my house-mate. She will basically bring a hundred sleepy stoners into my back garden and I don’t want that. I only want, like, ten.
What do you get when you cross a drone with an iconic movie empire spaceship? A whole bunch of happy Stars Wars fan. Check the maiden voyage here.
There there. There there there. I know you loved that phone as much as your first-born but there is a glimmer of hope on the horizon.
The new Ferrari is set to debut in Switzerland next month, and this guy is packing some serious heat. Well played, Ferrari, we like.
We’re sure you look pretty scary in your sleeping attire but is that enough to keep unwanted visitors away? You might want to check this out.
The world is advancing with regards to medical science, and this step is going to make changes for thousands of people the world over.
You would have caught the story earlier, showing footage of a plane going down in Taipei. You would have even been shocked and surprised. Not as shocked and surprised as our friends over at News24:
Car keys, house keys, office keys – yes, one less would be great, but are you willing to have all your info stored in your hand??
The future is now and if these devices are anything to go by it won’t be long before we are living like the Jetsons.
You start off with that cat video, then a few sports highlights. Before you know it you’re watching a 92-year-old Bulgarian woman breakdance. The YouTube vortex is deep, and all of it is savoury.
Good God, I love payday. All the perks of a full bank account have once again come tumbling gracefully into my life. And now I can finally buy this sexy gadget which I’ve been saving up for.
With Apple’s revenue through the roof at the moment, one can assume Tim Cook is doing a marvellous job as the CEO. Go! Go and buy shares now!
Calling all tech-savvy peeps, there is a new big dog in the Memeburn house and he looks like a keeper.
I know, I know. The thought of another movie about Steve Jobs makes you wonder if Hollywood is running out of story ideas. Let’s keep our fingers crossed they’re not.
Be honest, you’ve popped online and illegally downloaded a few movies before, we’re not judging. Rather let us rejoice, one of piracy’s pioneers looks set to return.
As Apple’s stock keeps blowing up there are a few people who will be grinning ear to ear. Apple CEO Tim Cook is certainly laughing all the way to the bank.
Bill and Melinda Gates give the world a whole ton of help every year, which is great because they have the means for it. Here, they predict the world in 2030.
Seriously guys, when you find a deal this good it’s a crime to go home to that clunky old dust-gatherer you call a TV. Don’t ever say we don’t care.