She did a crazy sexy shoot recently and you can see the slightly-N5FW images if you click ‘Continue Reading’ below.

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Click thumbnails below for more (and CLICK HERE for Digicape’s website where you can get your own iPad).

Then when you’re done you can see previous Milla Jovavich features on Tuesday Tabs here and here.

While these pictures are on a par with what you might find in a Vogue magazine, please note that they might be deemed mildly N5FW – so you should not carry on if you are easily offended or work for a children’s charity.

Follow link for mildly N5FW pics.

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“She’s known for topping the charts. But Taylor Swift‘s lawyers say it’s not her in a topless photo posted on a gossip website.
The country singer’s legal team is threatening to file a trademark-infringement lawsuit against the website Celebrity Jihad, after it posted a picture of a semi-nude woman claiming it is most likely Taylor.”

Her lawyers are claiming it is not her. Then why make such a fuss? Do you think the image is real?

Now she is threatening a lawsuit because of it, according to RollingStone:

Swift’s team had requested that Celebrity Jihad remove the image, but it’s still live on the site. In a post today, the site promised to remove the photograph if Swift “agrees to convert to Islam” and “sacrifice a goat and devour its entrails.” Swift has not commented on the issue, but presumably will not be devouring goat entrails any time soon. [read more]

Click ‘continue reading’ below to see the mildly NSFW image for yourself.

Please note that the images are not hosted on 2oceansvibe.com’s servers.

So anyway, this Erica Durance woman stars in a new movie called House Of The Dead. Follow the link for some mildly NSFW pics from the movie.

Click ‘continue reading’ for mildly NSFW fashion shots.

She is currently on the cover of Vogue Paris and pics from that shoot can be seen by clicking ‘continue reading.’ They are mildly NSFW so be careful if you have a shit job where they treat you like a child. Explain to them it’s from a Vogue..

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Read more about here at Wikipedia or follow the link below to see some very mild NSFW shots of her maxing and relaxing at the beach. 

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Remember you can see ALL the past Tuesday Tabs ambassadors HERE – including Candice Boucher, Candice Swanepoel, Tracy McGregor, Kate Moss, Adriana Lima, Jessica Alba etc. Purely class. No smut..

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CLICK HERE FOR ALL THE PREVIOUS TUESDAY TABS AMBASSADORS

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And I tell you what, she is doing a great job. Click link to check out her vibe (NSFW)

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Click the thumbnail below to enlarge and make sure you get the first issue of Playboy SA on shelves this week, to see the rest (plench)!

And remember to tune in to 2oceansvibe Radio tomorrow morning (Wednesday) to find out more about Tracy’s experience shooting for Playboy, as she joins us in-studio. Tune in at www.2ov.fm (also download the mobile app at the same address).

And yes, the webcam will be on..

Click thumbnails to enlarge – as we observe the Double Nelson..

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Click thumbnails to enlarge pics:

Don’t be shy to check out this bonus video..

CLICK HERE for an interview about her Love campaign.

CLICK THUMBNAILS BELOW for this week’s Tuesday Tabs images.

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Check out the thumbnails below.

She’s not shy these days, hey? Quietly riding that guy.

And those bum shots?

I’m FINE with that.

[thanks charl]

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Click that..

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This, from bloginity:

Every era has its pantheon of female beauty. These illustrious few define the look of their times. With V2, top international photographer Russell James anoints the next generation of supermodels. These alluring young goddesses including Brooklyn Decker, frequently featured in Sports Illustrated’s coveted Swimsuit Issue, or Miranda Kerr— pose amid the natural splendor of a tropical setting. Hidden away from the world, we get a glimpse of what must be paradise.

*Special thanks to Vanessa Raphaely (HurricaneVanessa) for publishing these!

And what a fine choice she was. Check it out:

Click thumbnails below to see gallery.

Here is some info we managed to glean off Wikipedia:

Johannesson was discovered at the age of 14 by an IMG Models scout while she was at a horse trials event in Gothenburg, Sweden. She modeled only part time until she finished school. Once she finished her education, she moved to London. Her big break came when an editorial in Fjords magazine re-created some of model Kate Moss’s most famous poses, and Johannesson was quickly dubbed “The Next Kate Moss”, including by Vogue. The nickname “Baby Kate” has stuck with her ever since.

Despite her short stature (by modeling standards), Johannesson has walked in numerous fashion shows including Chanel, Dolce & Gabbana, Nina Ricci, Miu Miu Burberry, amongst others. Her list of advertising campaigns includes Armani Exchange, Boucheron Jewelry, Bulgari, Burberry Blue, Cacharel, Costume National, Filippa K, Hogan, Hugo by Hugo Boss, H&M Divided, iBlues, Kurt Geiger, Les Printemps, Nina Ricci, Tse Cashmere, Ungaro Fuchsia, and Valentino RED.
She is currently the face of Valentino’s Rock & Rose fragrance and Tommy Hilfiger’s Dreaming fragrance.

Yes, of course she is!

And that nickname? BABY KATE?

I’m FINE with that!

Click thumbnail for this week’s Tuesday Tabs feature (NSFW)

Demi Moore – Today’s Tuesday Tabs ambassador

It’s clear why she is the all-time favourite of many men (and women, mind you) around the world! It is those people in particular that I wish to warn about these next shots. Make no mistake her Tuesday Tabs offering is fantastic, but I fear that the way women “used to roll” in those days, was somewhat different to now. They were more free, if you get my drift? they really ‘let their hair down,’ you could even say.

So with that in mind, I urge you to consider clicking the below link before you do it – it is, without doubt, NSFW.

PLEASE NOTE THAT CLICKING ANY OF THE IMAGES BELOW WILL REVEAL UNCENSORED PICS – THE VIEWING OF WHICH IS ENTIRELY AT YOUR DISCRETION.

Let’s get in the mix. I’ll start you off slowly.

Ok, so there you have it.

I bet you didn’t expect that, did you?

That’s how things were back then.

It was different.

I do think they should bring it back – but to a lesser extend, I’m sure you will agree?

Nice one, Ashton..

Marloes Horst

Let’s check out her vibe:

Born on March 8th 1989 in Holland, Marloes Horst entered the world of fashion at a just 17 years of age. After making the pages of British Elle in January 2007, she has also represented Grazia, Flair, International Men’s Vogue, and Dazed & Confused.

In September 2008, the Brigitte Bardot lookalike made her debut on the catwalk for Prada in Milan, and also posed for Esprit’s Autumn-Winter campaign. The following year, she became the face of Valentino’s perfume and modelled for many labels such as Topshop and Prabal Gurung. Marloes Horst is more suited to magazine shoots rather than the catwalk, as she ‘only’ measures 1 metre 70.

2010 is set to be Marloes Horst’s best year yet. Everyone is talking about her, and she has already posed for the Pirelli Calendar, when she was photographed by the notorious Terry Richardson. From Vogue to V Magazine, everyone loves Marloes baby doll face and this Spring-Summer 2010, she will feature in campaigns for H&M, Princess Tam Tam and Blanco.

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Well ja, I think they’re right – if she’s being featured on the Tuesday Tabs then ‘everyone’ definitely is talking about her!

Speaking of which, you probably want to check out her Tuesday Tabs portfolio, right? Well you can get that after the jump. But remember, the images will reveal her upper body without clothes on. In the image God had in his mind when he made her. And, although very similar images appear in the fashion mags lying around your office, simply looking at these might get you fired. I know. Pretty weird. Or ‘NSFW’ as some people call it..

Ok now that you’re through, please enjoy these pics of Marloes Horst. Simply click each pic to reveal uncensored vibe.

CLICK HERE

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I think it’s fair to say that she is RAD!

And FAB!

She’s FRAD!!

If you want to check a video of her from whence the first pics came, then check it out here.

You’re welcome.

We thought we would celebrate this incredible achievement with an all-new Tuesday Tabs ambassador, Spanish-born Belgian model, Gaelle Garcia Diaz. And what an absolute peach she is!

“How can you say we’re leaving in five minutes?
I told you I had to wash my hair!”

As you can see by Gaelle’s likeness above, she is incredibly down to earth. And that’s what first attracted us to her.

Well that, and the Tuesday Tabs pictures.

Now as much as we want you to see the aforementioned pictures, we must urge you to peruse your company rulebook before you click to read more. Because there are rules, you know. And rules must be obeyed to the letter. Otherwise you might fall off the edge and start ruling your own life. And we wouldn’t want that! God, no!

All of that said, clicking further will result in your eyes being exposed to hardly NSFW images of a very down to earth woman. You have been warned..

CLICK IMAGES BELOW FOR UNCENSORED PICS

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What a stunning turnout!

Here’s to the next 200! Thanks to each and every one of you for making it possible!

Remember, if you want 2oceansvibe and Tuesday Tabs to keep going, make sure you vote for us every day for the next FOUR days. Simple instructions can be found at www.voteforseth.co.za

Laurence Fishburne and his daughter, Montana
Back in the days when they were talking..

But we’re not going to take things that far on these, the esteemed pages of 2oceansvibe Tuesday Tabs. No sir, we’re simply giving you what we’ve given you for the past 199 weeks – the bare essentials.

We should at this point warn you that going any further might get you fired. We use the word “might” as it all depends on whether you work for yourself or not. Or rather, if your boss or the organisation you’re working for sees a woman’s chest as more offensive than grime we find on the front pages of our local newspapers.

I can’t make that decision for you. But if you do carry-on, know that it is “NSFW.”

CLICK IMAGE to see the daughter of Morpheus unleashed.

CLICK IMAGE for uncensored version

Ja, so there you have it – the work of Morpheus.

Not really the shape I tend to go for.

And how about this one – different angle – slightly better..

Or you can check out the whole bang shoot here (very NSFW).

Ok, a little dramatic – no-one’s gonna slit their wrists… but I can almost guarantee you that you will bang your head against your keyboard several times.

Let’s get in there and see what we’re dealing with this week:

  
Natalia Paris – off the chain

Natalia París Gaviria (born August 12 of 1978, Medellín, Antioquia, Colombia) is a Colombian model. She is one of the most recognized models in Colombia, who owns her own brand of personal care products that bear her name.

Hmm, Colombian – now you’re talking my language..

Natalia, whose mother was also a model, graduated San Jose del la Vega School as a publicist. She is one of the more successful Colombian models, in spite of not being a Top Model at any international level. She has succeeded due to her charisma and phenomenal figure. No other model has as many admirers in Colombia as she does. Lately, she has done a lot of work raising money for poor children both in her own country and elsewhere in the world. Presently, she is the exclusive model for Crystal Gold Beer and Besame Lingerie.

Great, so you get the picture?

Good.

Before following the link to the Tuesday Tabs pics, I should warn you, as I always do that the pictures not only reveal a six pack, but also Nats’ actual breasts. That’s right – breasts. You’re allowed to see bombs, and guns and war at your office, but often you aren’t allowed to see a woman’s chest – so be careful

Over to you..

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Ja, look, I did warn you – it’s pretty serious stuff.

Perhaps we should all sit quietly for a while and just think about what just happened..

I don’t feel we can do it justice trying to put it into words.

It’s like when you see a shooting star. Sometimes it’s best to keep it to yourself, because no-one will believe you anyway.

I just made a wish.

I suggest you do the same.

And so, my friends, I give you a 2oceansvibe original, Paris Hilton!

Love her or hate her, you’ve probably seen her original tape and, let’s face it, we want to see how she is coming along. Has she managed to keep it all together? Has she had any work done?

So many questions! And I think you will be pleasantly surprised!

But, before you click the link to see what the vibe is, I must warn you that following that link will reveal actual pictures of a woman’s breasts. Yes, you heard me – the female form – as God made it. For you to see, IF your boss is cool enough. Or, and more to the point, if you’re in control of your destiny!

Here is the first pic:

CLICK IMAGE for uncensored pic

I think you will agree that Hilts has taken good care of her body?

I certainly think she has.

And that’s not the only pic. You can check out some other awesome images from the same boat trip here, here and here.

Seriously, if anyone TRULY believes that Paris Hilton is not hot – you’re clouding your judgement with seperate issues. Honestly, you’re lying to yourself and everyone around you.

You’re living a lie.

Everything you touch turns to lie.

Until next week, stay sexy Cape Town.

God, small world hey? [dumb look]

I know – God, what a small world! [elated agreement]

And so it goes without saying that we would feature Kelly as she finally appears within the pages of Playboy magazine.

As much as I would like to tell you the exact opposite, Kelly doesn’t bare all. She does get nekkid – but only reveals her breasts. Oh, and her bum – which is just fab! It is very tastefully done and, even so, your boss might not appreciate it. That said, if you follow this link you will be exposed to NSFW vibes.

Right, now that that’s done, please enjoy this pic – my personal favourite from the “collection.” CLICK THE IMAGE to reveal uncensored pic.

CLICK PIC for uncensored version

Pretty cool vibe she’s throwing around there, hey?

I know – I thought you might like it.

So much so, I’ve incorporated the rest of the Playboy spread into this article. To see those pics, all you have to do is click here, here, here, here, here, here and here.

Who knows, one day Kelly might even become a 2oceansvibe Weather Girl.

I think I know a little girl who should play her cards right and see what happens..

This is Tiah – very sexy and tailor-made for the kind of campaigns that she rolls with – like Agent Provocateur and the like. Concepts that I basically invented as a child. Hence her inclusion in this week’s Tuesday Tabs feature.

Tiah Eckhardt – Very err how-you-say…. HOT?

She’s also not shy to talk about sex, as we learnt via StabMag’s website (chips).

Ahem, if I may:

“You could be trained to give a girl what could possibly be the most technically flawless fucking of her life, but if you don’t know what to whisper in my ear when you’re behind or how to look at me when you’re inside, then it doesn’t really matter.”

Well lucky for me I give both technically flawless performances with the additional bonus of sultry whispers and seductive eye contact when inside. So, ja, she’s obviously talking about someone else. Brendan Seery, perhaps?

But enough of this crazy sex talk – let’s get down to the point of this feature. And, as always, I must warn you that following the link below will take you to a wonderland which includes the female body in it’s natural form. And while it will not contain bombs and murder and crime like you see on TV, it will show actual breasts. This is obviously massively illegal and dangerous in the work place and you might get fired for looking at it. And so, my fellow free thinker, I must declare it NSFW.

Follow the link for our latest Tuesday Tabs ambassador – Tiah Eckhardt!

Click image for uncensored version

Ja, I know – little surprise there. What with her buddy and all. Don’t know what her name is but she seems pretty cool. She’ll just be hanging out for the rest of the day – hope you’re cool with that. She digs tequila so, you know, you guys should play a drinking game or something. I don’t know. I’ll be with Tiah – in the pool room.

You what? You want a colour pic?

No problemo!

Click image for uncensored version

Your move, Pakistan.

She also happens to be a lingerie model.

Funny that..

Larissa Riquelme – Paraguay’s most passionate supporter

Larissa promised to strip naked if Paraguay won the World Cup and, as you might recall, they didn’t win.

But that doesn’t stop her from being a good sport!

Miss Riquelme has done the right thing and celebrated her body in a recent pictorial which is just perfect for Tuesday Tabs.

Follow the link to check it out!

A friendly warning to those of you who are offended by the human body and/or those of you working for employers who abuse you and treat you like children – the following images are “NSFW.”

CLICK HERE for uncensored pic

You know, I made up a saying years ago which goes, “One good turn deserves another.”

That said, I thought I would provide you with another lovely angle of this week’s Tuesday Tabs ambassador. CLICK HERE for that!

Have a wonderful week!

Good night..

She really is a striking young lady, don’t you think?

Kirsten Varley

Ok, nice – I like what I’m seeing.

So I think we all agree she has the necessary pedigree. Good job, good job..

It is at this point that I must warn you that clicking further will reveal Kirsten in her natural form – the way God made her. Perhaps you work for a company which controls your thoughts and actions? In that case you better not click the link as that will reveal links to Kirsten’s flesh. And you know how dangerous that is! Goodness – you could easily get fired for doing that! Although the same photo in a Vogue magazine would probably be alright lying on your desk. That’s pretty weird, I’m sure you will agree..

Ok, I see you’re staying with us – good for you!

Now go ahead and click the images below to reveal the real Kirsten Varley..

CLICK HERE FOR NSFW IMAGE

Very cool vibe she went for there.

Let’s see what else she has in store for us.

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Nice – I see what you’ve done there.

Very chilled – checking out the vibe.

I’m absolutely fine with that!

You can come round anytime, Kirst.

Just hold this for me quickly…

Candice Swanepoel – lank siff

Ja it’s weird that Victoria’s Secret would suddenly choose a chick who is “not that hot” – weird – that kind of goes against the whole vibe of being a Victoria’s Secret angel. Imagine if it was common knowledge that one of the angels every year is very kak to look at.

Do you think the word “super” beofre “model” is just there for fun.

Seriously, get real.

Do you think girls just stumble into the role of Tuesday Tabs ambassador? Do you think we just hand this shit around to any pleb model walking past? No, my love, we don’t. This is a science!

So it’s been nearly a year since the last pic of Candice with her top off. And then she featured a few times after that, looking just as hot (here, here, here and here) with her clothes on.

But now she is back on 2oceansvibe as a Tuesday Tabs ambassador and we couldn’t be prouder. Yup, I think you’ll be impressed with the vibe she is going for this time.

A friendly warning to those of you who are offended by the human body and/or those of you working for employers who abuse you and treat you like children – the following images are “NSFW.”

Like your mother..

CLICK PICS TO REVEAL ORIGINALS..

CLICK HERE FOR THE REAL PIC

Very cool mellow vibe she’s going for there – I dig it.

And this, what’s this?

CLICK PIC FOR ORIGINAL VIBE

‘ell but that was bloody magic, man!

Seriously – that vibe really appeals to me.

Thanks Candice.

God bless.

Anna Chapman – the hot Russian Spy

After the initial revelation that there were hot spies in the world, came an onslaught of spicy stories about Anna Chapman, not least of which were inteeligence pertaining to her love of nipple clamps, the mile-high club and sex in general.

Naturally these kind of stories should always come with picture and that, my friends, is why Anna is this week’s Tuesday Tabs ambassador!

Warning: you should not go any further if the human body in its natural form disgusts you or if you work in an environment where you are treated like a child.

Off you go then..

Mirror action..

Clamp action

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Nice one.

Moneypenny would be very jealous..

I was naturally drawn to the article because getting naked and smoking pot is very much in line with Living The Holiday.

Hilts and Jennifer Rovero, last Friday in P.E.

Back to my skills as a detective..

With that textual clue, I headed into the unknown world of the interweave and did all I could to uncover actual proof of the fact that she had indeed taken it off for Playboy. It sounds like the leads I got from the Mail & Guardian were correct, as I uncovered a treasure trove of evidence!

Firstly, a clearer pic of Jennifer Rovero was required – you know, to see if she is worthy of becoming a Tuesday Tabs Ambassador.

Ja, look, very cute… Definitely worthy of the vibe..

That’s when I dug up her history and, of course, those Playboy pics..

*Warning, those of you working in organisations that treat you like a child, should probably not go any further.

This is what I got on this little piece of mischief:

Jennifer Rovero (born December 12, 1978) was chosen as Playboy’s Playmate of the Month in July 1999 and has appeared in numerous Playboy videos. She appeared as the cover model of the October 1999 edition.

Rovero entered and won the 1998 Miss Fiesta Playera pageant in Jacksonville Beach, which gave her the confidence to compete in Hawaiian Tropic swimsuit contests around the country. At the Hawaiian Tropic contest in Las Vegas, she was talking to photographer Arny Freytag. Rovero suggested that the beautiful countryside in Venezuela would be a nice place for a Hawaiian Tropic shoot. She was familiar with the country because her father, Raimundo, was a citizen and lived there. Freytag, besides being a respected swimsuit photographer, had taken over 100 centerfold photos for Playboy since 1975. Freytag suggested that he take pictures of her in Venezuela. The pictures were taken and forwarded to Playboy. The magazine requested a second test shoot, which was provided. On Independence Day in 1998, Rovero met publisher Hugh Hefner at The Playboy Mansion. Obviously, the meeting went well.

This was the result:

One of the many Playboys that Jen appeared in..

Now the following pics contain nudity and you are strongly advised to only click them if the human body does not offend you.

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Pretty cool hey?

Well I tell you what, if you enjoyed that you’ll probably also enjoy this one, and this one, and this and this.

Right, I think that’s QUITE enough!

Toodaloo..

Let’s break it down for the layman out there:

Bellucci was born in Città di Castello, Umbria, Italy,[2][3] the daughter of Maria Gustinelli, a painter, and Luigi Bellucci, who owned a trucking company. Bellucci started modelling at 16, when she was attending the Liceo classico. Initially pursuing a career as a lawyer, Bellucci modeled to pay her tuition at the University of Perugia, but the lifestyle tempted her away from her law studies. She speaks Italian, French, and English fluently, Spanish semi-fluently, and she has had speaking roles in each of these languages as well as in Aramaic for her part as Mary Magdalene in The Passion of the Christ.

She was also in The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions.

[more here]

Four languages and played Mary Magdalene?

Umm, yes please!

But that’s not why we’re here. We’re here to get a little closer to Monica – to really see what makes her tick! I must warn you though, the next page you load up will contain a pair of woman’s breasts!

Ja, I’m serious, bru..

This is obviously not something that a child should see and, because your company treats you like a child, then you shouldn’t be looking at it either. Seriously, it starts with a pair of breasts….. next thing you’ll be making nuclear weapons.

NSFW image after the link..

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And there you have it – Monica Bellucci did us proud as this week’s Tuesday Tabs ambassador. If you’re an areola fan, then you must be in your element! Especially after that bonus pic..

Thanks for the effort, Mon.

So anyway, check it out, I was reading the latest Vanity Fair (with Liz Taylor on the cover) on my (cue music) iPad and they featured a wonderful article about Michael Jackson on set during the filming of the greatest music video of all time – Thriller.

Screenshot from Vanity Fair on the iPad

Apart from the fact that he got the director to throw his dad off-set (and then later denied doing so) it turns out that he also had a little touchy feely vibe going with the girl in the video, Ola Ray – the subject of today’s Tuesday Tabs analysis.

Michael was a bit worried about doing the video with Ola, after he found out she had featured in Playboy but, after a while, it didn’t really matter any more. Not that it ever would for a red-blooded male at his age. It turns out Ola was also quite besotted by Michael Jackson which, let’s face it, kind of makes sense as well.

But enough about all of that – let’s find out what made the “girl from the Thriller music video” so special. Mild warning: ever-so-slightly NSFW image after the jump.

Ola Ray – The girl from the Thriller music video
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Needless to say, Ola is currently suing Michael Jackson’s estate for royalties.

Obviously.

Shannan Click (born on November 6, 1983) is an American model. She has appeared in a variety of international editions of Vogue and the 2008 and 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

Yes…you’ve got my attention. Go on..

Shannan Click – how cute?

Click’s first major modeling gig was with GUESS?. Ummm… (naughty). A year later, she began her international runway career, walking for designers like Miu Miu, Prada, Alexander McQueen, and Luella Bartley. She has walked in other seasons for many fashion houses, such as Yves Saint Laurent, Chanel, and Louis Vuitton.

Her most recent campaign work includes Pepe Jeans, Pretty by Elizabeth Arden, GAP, and Tommy Hilfiger. Other campaigns include Levi’s, H&M, Burberry, and Dior Cosmetics.

[more here]

Ok, so she’s ticked all the boxes, so to say.

Or should I say she’s “clicked” all the boxes? Whaaak-whaak!

[clears throat] Sorry.

Ok, so now we’ve given you a bit of background, simply follow the link and we will give you Shannan Click in a whole new light. It’s called the “Tuesday Tabs” light.

CLICK IMAGE below to reveal topless fashion magazine image of international model, Shannan Click.

CLICK IMAGE for hardly NSFW pic

The original “ski-jump.”

Nicely.

I prefer Daisy on her ace.

Daisy Lowe – rocking Coachella

Daisy Rebecca Lowe (born 27 January 1989) is an English fashion model who has modelled for editorial photo shoots and commercial advertising campaigns and has worked as a runway model. She is the daughter of Pearl Lowe, the singer/songwriter turned textile and fashion designer, and Gavin Rossdale, the front man for the band Bush.

On the runway, Lowe was selected by Karl Lagerfeld to model for Chanel, and has appeared on catwalks in New York, Milan and London for Topshop and designers such as PPQ, Nanette Lepore, Sue Stemp, Charlotte Ronson, Henry Holland, and Vivienne Westwood. She has modelled for Agent Provocateur lingere for the past three years, and has been used by Burberry, Converse shoes, Dr. Martens, Hooch, Wheels and Doll Baby, Ben Sherman, Frost French, Hari, Karen Millen, Diesel SpA and Whistles, as well as for her mother’s recent collection of lace dresses

In other words, she is rad.

[more here]

The new Tuesday Tabs shot we have of her (follow link below) is taken from the latest UK issue of Esquire magazine.

Off you go then – and remember, your boss might fire you if you look at the following pic, found in a leading men’s fashion magazine..

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God, that was fantastic.

2oceansvibe officially enjoys Daisy Lowe!

But this time, we have a different, yet equally valid reason for featuring Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

That angel right there will be taking over from Megan Fox as the new smoking hot face of the Transformers “franchise.”

And she has gone and taken off her top again.

No spice.

Follow the link for more (Be careful, the following page is NSFW and features a supermodel’s nipple – very similar to those found in Vogue magazine – often found on the desks of the very companies that will fire you for following the link…

CLICK IMAGE to enlarge (and uncensor).

CLICK HERE TO VIEW UNCENSORED IMAGE

Thanks, Rosie – you have a wonderful presents presence.

And good luck with that whole Transformers thing. Thank goodness we won’t have to look at Megan Fox’s imperfection anymore.

Hey, Tess!

Taylor was named Playboy’s Cyber Girl of the Week for the week of July 13, 2009, and subsequently Cyber Girl of the Month for November 2009. But wait, it didn’t end there, she was later named Playboy’s Cyber Girl of the Year for 2010. Well done, my babba!

But that’s nothing, I think her big accolade is the fact that brought in for questioning along with sister Alexis for the “Bling Ring” thefts but was released. Alexis was arrested and on May 10, 2010, and was sentenced to 6 months in prison.

To recap, her sister went to jail for robbing (possibly with her?) celebrity homes in Los Angeles in the famous “Bling Ring” robberies. Click here for more of that.

So ja, there you have it, a bit of background to this week’s Tuesday Tabs feature angel – Tess Taylor.

Let’s take a look (be careful – if you work in a place where they treat you like a child).

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Look, we’ve all got issues – but at the end of the day I think she’s done very well.

Welcome, Tess.

And good luck for the future. The road might be rocky, but goddamnit you’re persevering and 2oceansvibe is right behind you every step of the way.

  
Charlotte Lewis – Are you telling fibs, my girlie?

No, I am not spicing – she honestly did pose for Playboy. You can see her on the cover here or, if you want to get a little bit closer to her, follow the link below for this week’s Tuesday Tabs!

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Nice one.

You’re in the finals.

Rianne ten Haken (born May 7, 1986 – happy birthday my love) is a Dutch model. She was born in Lelystad, Netherlands, and began modeling after she won the 2001 Elite Model Look competition at the age of 15.

In 2003 Rianne walked her first runways. In New York she debuted at the Marc Jacobs show and got picked up by other big clients after that. I bet she did. In December 2003 she landed her first major cover for Italian Vogue. She worked for magazines such as American, Italian and British Vogue, Numero, W and GQ. Ok, good. Recently, she landed back to back covers and fashion editorials in Vogue Italia for the October and November 2009 issues. Quite mean.

Rianne on the cover of Vogue

Ten Haken was seen in advertising campaigns for companies such as Versace, Armani collezioni, Armani exchange and La Perla. She also featured in cosmetic campaigns for Versace, Chanel, Guerlain and Clarins. As a runway model, Rianne has walked the catwalks for designers such as Calvin Klein, Dior, Chanel, Yves Saint Laurent, Gucci, Prada, Miiu Miiu, Marc Jacobs, Donna Karan, Diane von Furstenberg, Versace, Roberto Cavalli and many more. Rianne is represented by Women Model Management, Elite Model Management and Traffic.

[more here]

Ok, so she’s ticked all the boxes. Nice. Except the Tuesday Tabs box – but that’s all taken care of now!

Needless to say the following picture is from a FASHION magazine (Italian GQ Magazine, October 2009), so you better get your boss’s approval before you click the image below. Funny that, don’t you think? Imagine getting fired for having a GQ on your desk?

Follow the link for this week’s Tuesday Tabs feature..

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Oh very nice, ten out of Ten Haken!

Get your coat – you’ve pulled..

Maria Izabel Goulart Dourado (born October 23, 1984), better known as Izabel Goulart, is a Brazilian model. She is best known as one of the Victoria’s Secret Angels from 2005 to 2008 and for her work with Armani Exchange.

Ok, nice..

Izabel Goulart – fine..

Goulart was born on October 23, 1984 in São Carlos, São Paulo, Brazil. She is of Italian and French descent and has four brothers and one sister. Goulart once said “the hardest part about being an Angel is I spend time away from my mom’s food and away from my home with my five brothers and sister.” School was a particularly rough time for Goulart, as she was made fun of for her skinny build, and was even called names such as “giraffe”.

Well that’s all changed, of course. She became a Victoria’s Secret model (like our very own Candice Swanepoel here and here) and has now finally reached her zenith, here on 2oceansvibe’s Tuesday Tabs! Well done, my love!

We’ve got a STUNNING topless fashion pic of her after the jump. Beware those of you working in sad out-of-touch companies who ban the likes of Vogue magazine.

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Wow – that was absolutely fantastic!

That’s why they call it a “supermodel.” Because they’re slightly better than normal models. They just give you tht little bir more of what you’re really looking for.

Quality.

Not quantity.

You know the drill from here – depending who you work for, you might want to go ahead and click the image below. Otherwise you will have to wait until you get home, where, hidden from your work colleagues, your secret world of fashion magazine porn comes into it’s own. Vogues and Harper’s Bazaar magazines strewn everywhere!

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Excellent! That was just excellent!

And quite a surprise as well, don’t you agree?

It’s just so ironic that Freedom Day falls on a Tuesday. I mean, you just can’t get more free than that!

On February 13, 2008, Dupré travelled by Amtrak from New York’s Pennsylvania Station to Washington, D.C., for an assignation at the Mayflower Hotel with New York Governor Eliot Spitzer. The arrangements had been made by phone between Spitzer and a booker at Emperors Club VIP, and were monitored by federal investigators who had initiated a wiretap after his bank had filed a suspicious activity report regarding money transfers by Spitzer to a front company operated by the escort service. Caught on the FBI’s wiretap was Dupré’s response to the booker’s mention of other escorts’ difficulties with Spitzer. “I don’t think he’s difficult,” said Dupré. “I mean it’s just kind of like, whatever, I’m here for a purpose. I know what my purpose is. I am not a … moron, you know what I mean.” [more]

Aah yes, I remember being quite taken by her when I first caught a glimpse of this particular lady of the night. Make no mistake, Ashley Dupre was, and still is, smoking hot.

Volcanic Ash (click images to enlarge)

So that was then, and this is NOW!

Right now Ashley Dupre is on the front page of the US edition of Playboy Magazine. Funnily enough, last month’s issue featured SA’s very own swimsuit model, Candice Boucher on the cover (and inside, of course..).

So from Candice to Ashley, this is Tuesday Tabs number 179!

That was the cover..

The next shot may well be banned in your office, because, much like Vogue magazine, it shows an innocent pair of female breasts. So be careful of that, if you work in a restricted anal environment where they treat you like children (Virgin Active Gyms (even though they acknowledge gay sex carrying on in their own changing rooms), Nedbank, Macquarie, etc).

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(Be careful of your mommy boss)

Nice…. real nice…

So anyway, I Google “rebecca hiller model bio” and one of the top results was Ice Models – which I go into. And whaddaya know – it says “Cape Town” on the side of her bio. Hating that!

She maintains our vibe of using only the best of the best models, although she bucks the trend slightly, with a delightful, far smaller than usual, pair.

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Absolutely stunning! What a turnout!

Thanks Becks!

Catch you all next week!

[source : fashionising]

Well, she is. No spice.

Let me explain:

Like many modern young women, Amy Diamond’s spent a fair share of time exposing her breasts to the camera—and she’s not ashamed to admit it.

The former glamour model—who you may remember as one of Nuts’s 100 sexiest women of 2009—is currently a contestant on “Over the Rainbow,” a BBC reality show/competition for the lead role in Andrew Lloyd Webber’s “The Wizard of Oz.”

Far from downplaying her topless past, Amy’s actually gone on record saying that she thinks it’s given her the “guts and determination” needed to win it all. Now that’s an attitude we can appreciate!

[more here (NSFW)]

That’s pretty impressive stuff. It’s so nice that Andrew Lloyd Webber can finally get into naked musicals, something that the West End and Broadway have been yearning after, for many years. If she becomes Dorothy, may I apply for the role of Tin Man? Some Q20 on the side would be greatly appreciated..

Let’s see if she strikes a *cough* chord with you, the male and female 2oceansvibers out there. I should warn you that the image is ever-so-slightly NSFW. But if you do get caught, just mention the name Andrew Lloyd Webber, and you should be fine.

Just say you Googled his name and you got to this page.

Click the angel…

She seems really genuine and down to earth – don’t you find?

And to combine that kind of vibe with a good voice? Well, I tell you what, you may well just find yourself in the finals..

I would like to point you in the direction of “Darine,” who was photographed by one of the world’s most famous nude art photographers, Petter Hegre. We’ve chatted about Petter before – you’ll recall the feature we did on his wife, Luba.

So anyway, today’s Tuesday Tabs feature, Darine, was photographed by Petter Hegre. And we thank him for that.

Also more than a pleasure to add some brown sugar to the mix..

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What a fantastic vibe she went for back there. Just enjoying nature, the sun and her body at the same time.

And you know what a hot day lying in the sun does to you…

You don’t?

Give it a try and meet me afterwards.

Bring some Pink Martini..

But it was only this week that the full Playboy spread came out and, given that she is one of our favourite SA Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models, we have no option but to follow through and present it to you, here on Tuesday Tabs!

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It goes without saying that you would want to see some more pics from that pictorial, if in fact there were more pics. Fair enough.

I can now confirm that there were indeed more shots taken and presented in the April 2010 edition of US Playboy. And it is for that very reason that I have compiled some handy thumbnails for you to click and peruse the images when you have a moment.

Which may well be right now.

Again, I must warn you to take care in an office environment as some very stiff organinsations who don’t know a good thing when they see it, may well deem these pics naughty. Even though she is one of the most highly regarded and sought after fashion, lingerie and swimsuit models in South Africa and the world.

Excellent vibe.

Well done, Candice – what a fantastic shoot!

It’s true. Apparently Hugh Hefner has been texting our angel non-stop.

No spice.

Candice Boucher, on the cover of Playboy Magazine

That is the latest cover of the American Playboy magazine. I’d say I’m fairly pleased with that. I mean how many South African girls have made the cover of Playboy Magazine? Not many, I’m sure. Have there been ANY?

This is about as big as Charlize winning an Oscar, in my mind. Bigger, in fact. Candice Boucher should host the World Cup draw if we ever get it again.

I sincerely hope she will be taken to meet Nelson Mandela upon her return to South Africa. She should get a blue-light escort from the aiport as well. I’m sure Helen Zille will turn a blind eye if she is told who it is.

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Durban, hold onto this moment – it’s pretty goddamn special..

Before we head off, I must mention that this is not the first SA model to appear topless. Victoria’s Secret model, Candice Swanepoel has already appeared, very successfully, on Tuesday Tabs.

RIGHT HERE.

[thanks brett]

Lara Stone (born December 20, 1983 in Geldrop, The Netherlands) is a Dutch model. She has walked shows for Louis Vuitton, Chanel, Lanvin, Miu Miu, Fendi, MaxMara, Pollini, Prada, Anna Sui, Marc Jacobs, Michael Kors, Stella McCartney, Zac Posen, Balmain, Celine, Hermès, Jean Paul Gaultier, Dolce & Gabbana, D&G, Givenchy, Karl Lagerfeld, Missoni, Emanuel Ungaro, and Victoria’s Secret.

Stone has opened shows for Giles Deacon, Isabel Marant, Christopher Kane, Fendi, and MaxMara, and closed for Diesel, Stella McCartney, and Balmain. She has also been a prestigious “semi-exclusive” for Prada, meaning she could not walk any other shows during New York fashion week or any shows in Milan before the Prada show.

Her campaigns include Calvin Klein Make-Up, Calvin Klein Jeans, H&M, Jean Paul Gaultier, Time, DKNY Jeans, Nicole Farhi, Belstaff, CK Calvin Klein, Hugo Boss Orange, De’ Type, Revlon, TSUM, Just Cavalli, Max Mara, Malizia by La Perla, Sisley, Jil Sander and Givenchy (for 5 consecutive seasons).[1] Her covers include international versions of Vogue, Elle, The Journal, V magazine, i-D, and W alongside Kate Moss and Daria Werbowy.

Her trademarks include the gap between her front teeth and her wobbly runway walk, which can be attributed to her size 7 feet, smaller than the regular runway shoe which are size 8-10.

Interesting, let’s a closer look at that gap between her teeth..

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The above shot comes from the most recent issue of LOVE magazine, which features a host of supermodels with there clothes off. If you’re a fashionista and this appeals to you then you can get a copy from Exclusive Books. I got mine there last week – at the V&A Waterfront. It’s a MASSIVE issue and it’s very cool. I’d move if I were you – there weren’t many left.

You think I don’t know what it’s like on the streets? PLEASE! You carry on about Bishops, but you seen to forget I did seven years at SACS Junior School, my friend!

Ja, exactly! Now try and tell me that I wasn’t part of the “struggle.”

*cough* And so I give you Kia Drayton who, unlike her automotive namesake, is by no means a household name. Although she can claim the odd accolade.

Let’s get in there…

Kia Drayton is an American model who was Playboy magazine’s Playmate of the Month for December 2006. She also was the 2004 Hooter’s Restaurant Swimsuit Calendar centerfold, had an appearance in Smooth Magazine, and has been a calendar girl for multiple years with the Atlanta Dymes. On April 25, 2007, she and a personal trainer, Otis Leon Story, were arrested in North Charleston, South Carolina after housekeeping discovered more than a kilo of cocaine in their hotel room. Charges against Drayton were dropped eventually after authorities determined the kilo of cocaine found in their hotel room belonged to Story.

Oh dear. I didn’t read that whole thing beforehand. Looks like this girl is nothing but trouble.

Let’s analyse things further…. click image to enlarge (NSFW).

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I think her breasts are outrageous, to be perfectly honest. It’s like she’s trying to poke my eye out or something. They’re too aggressive for my liking.

What do you think, guys?

Girls?

We finish off with Carlton from The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air singing “Jungle Fever.”