2oceans Vibe

Vikki Blows, 20 years old, from Essex. Yes, that’s right.

This, from Chickipedia:

“Born in Romford, Essex, UK, Vikki calls herself a typical Essex girl, although she only owns one pair of white stilettos.Vik ki was going to get expelled from school at the age of 13 for mooning her head of year, so she left school and started working at a hairdresser’s. “See, it’s not a law to go to school, it’s just the law to have an education.” She did well at the hairdressers but failed to qualify as she didn’t have the patience to cut hair. Vikki already knew at age 15 that she wanted to become a Page 3 girl. “Actually I wanted to be Kate Moss on the cover of Vogue, but I was too short.” She joined an agency that “turned out to be really dodgy”, but at least she got some pictures out of it and sent them to Samantha Bond Management.”

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Vikki Blows

Hmm, her photo is certainly classier than her writeup. But that doesn’t mean we should forget what Ludacris told us : “You can’t turn a ho into a house wife.”

Qa!

Ok, right, here we go… let’s check out Katie Green. Wikipedia tells us:

Green attended an open casting in London in July 2008 along with 1,500 girls and had a few quick pictures taken in her underwear. A week later the Daily Express newspaper ran a picture of her on page 3 asking readers to contact them if they knew who she was as she had been selected as the new face of Wonderbra. Green contacted the newspaper and before she knew it she was splashed across a large billboard in London’s west end and on the packaging for their D to G cup range.

I think WE’LL be the judge of that.

And so, without any further ado… BRING ON KATIE!!!

[thunderous appluase]

CLICK PIC FOR THE REAL KATIE

Ok. Ja. Very nice!

Thanks to Ilan for outsourcing this little number.

She seems so comfortable and natural.

And those little beads of water over her body! What a nice touch!

Or is it sweat?

Has our little girl been having a workout of sorts?

I think I know a little girl who was put through her paces before the photo shoot.

What a naughty cameraman!

But, let’s face it… fair enough..

That’s what she is known as – Eve, or Eva. But apparently her real name is Iga Wyrwal. I’ll begin by saying that she is 19. Which, granted, is a little bit naughty, but not as naughty as Mohammed Al Fayed, that’s for sure. Other than that, I can tell you that she is Polish, has done some shoots for Playboy (UK May 2007 edition) and currently lives in…wait for it, Rugby! I know, how awesome is that?

OK, so let’s take a little squizz.

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Eve Wyrwal

Fine. Nothing wrong with that. Unless, of course, that is just NOT your look. Then you’ll just have to wait until next week’s Tuesday Tabs.

Apologies if that is the case.

I’m not entirely sure how the yanks would pronounce that. I doubt they’d throw a “Ra shell” vibe. They’d probably go for “Rachel” in pronounciation. And then there is the surname – is it pronounced “Lee ya” or “Lee?” God knows. What I can tell you for sure is the following:

Rachelle Leah San Filippo is of Sicilian ancestry. She began modeling professionally at age 18. Before her career began to take off, Leah was studying to become a paramedic. She started out modeling for Ford Motor Company and made appearances on shows such as The View, Carson Daly, and the Nick And Jessica Variety Show. By the age of 19, her photo was seen on a boxing website by the UFC, and she was hired as an Octagon Girl.

Awesome. Can we get to it?

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RACHELLE LEAH

Nice. Real nice.

I’ve come across similar before. They were fine then. They’re fine now.

The big thing for me is that she is “of Sicilian ancestry.” I like that.

God, can you the moves Don Corleone would have pulled on Rachelle, in his day?

“What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfu…”

BANG!

It was so wild how that sub-title came about. I was just sitting here, busy choosing someone to be this week’s Tuesday Tabs representative, when I focused on her name, Daniela Cardone. And then I looked at her picture and I was like, “Whoah, I beg your pardon!” And then it was like – BANG – I beg your CARDONE!

It’s incredible, I KNOW! Again, I cannot stress to you enough how crazy it is around here! We come up with shit like that THE WHOLE TIME!

This is Daniela Cardone, a model from, yup, Argentina.

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Daniela Cardone

Shit, sorry, I should have warned you to put on protective clothing. Or goggles, at the very least.

Are you ok?

Cool.

Chat tomorrow.

Kisses xxx

I remember, in my teens, being obsessed with Emmanuelle Beart. I just had a look at her Wikipedia page to find out which movie it was that triggered the obsession. I see she featured in Mission Impossible , but I know that wasn’t it.

I still can’t work it out so the angle I wanted to go with this article is completely ruined.

RUINED!!!

Nonetheless, we’ll get straight to the point. Please enjoy Emmanuelle Beart!

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Emmanuelle Beart rocks Tuesday Tabs

I think we all agree that those guys are nothing short of phenomenal.

Hands up who doesn’t..

Exactly.

Nailed.

Daddy Cool : 1

You : 0

My goodness – what a monumental milestone! With the collapse of Wall Street and the general crumbling of the planet, it is so nice to be able to withdraw from that nonsense and focus on something that really matters. Today marks the centenary of South Africa’s greatest habit – 2oceansvibe’s Tuesday Tabs! That special time of the week where you just know for sure that you’re goanna get some, at some stage, during the course of the day!

And what better way to celebrate this remarkable achievement of YOURS, than to use multiple Tuesday Tabs from the past, to create a mosaic of one of our favourite individual features, Kate Moss.

This mosaic created using Kate’s image from Tuesday Tabs # 5.

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Tuesday Tabs # 100
Kate Moss raises her bat.
A glorious, glorious moment in world history..

Thank you for everyone involved in getting us here. In particular Phil, who actually reshaped and moved around all of the pictures until it looked like Kate Moss. Like some gigantic pornographic Rubik’s Cube.

I’m kidding, he used a special software program, but he still did all the work.

Please, dear God, don’t email me asking what the software is called or where to get it. Rather go to www.justfuckinggoogleit.com.

Congratulations to Tuesday Tabs.

Congratulations to the 2oceansvibe community.

Congratulations to the world.

And the Milky Way.

It’s been 69 weeks since we last featured Laetitia Casta on Tuesday Tabs.

Wikipedia tells us: Casta was the official face of L’Oréal, Dior, and Chanel. She was featured in Guess? Jeans, Tommy Hilfiger, Miu Miu and XOXO ad campaigns. Casta has appeared on over 100 magazine covers including Victoria’s Secret catalogs, ELLE magazine, and Vogue magazine. She also appeared in three consecutive Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Rolling Stone, and a Pirelli Calendar. She is now the face of Ralph Lauren’s newest fragrance, Notorious.

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You’ll notice Laetitia is crying in the photo.

Sorry about that.

Daddy didn’t mean to shout. But if the babba doesn’t listen to Daddy, what else must he do?

Unless the little babba wants a hiding?

Oh, is that what she wants?

Come HERE you naughty little thing!!! Wait till I get my hands on you!!!

[Shot fades as Daddy is seen with his hands outstretched, running after Laetitia as she runs away from him, shrieking with delight.]

[thanks rory]

We don’t know much about Yamila Coba. We know she is Cuban and we know there are more websites showing her photo’s than her actual bio.

No problem. Let’s check in with Yamila.

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Yamila Coba – vibe

Very confident young lady..

With her 23rd birthday just last week, Swiss-born model, Nadine Strittmatter, is a welcomed addition to 2oceansvibe’s Tuesday Tabs.

Hello, my angel.

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Ok, I see the vibe she’s gone for. Nice little guys.

Chilled.

Relaxed.

Fine!

Full name Flavia de Oliveira, she is a Brazilian model who has played a role in past Victoria’s Secret fashion shows and also prances along the Dior, Valentino and Chanel ramps.

Nice.

Click this:

Flavia de Oliveira

If you take away the fact that she had just heard about Monty’s retirement, I’d say she’s looking pretty good?

No?

It’s certainly not in the “classy” style that we are accustomed to with 2oceansvibe’s Tuesday Tabs, but we’ll let it slide. After all, she has been on before.

She is in that more “busty” category.

Look, there is room for that from time to time.

Lucy Pinder – driving
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Bang!

That is what people mean when they refer to them as “hooters.”

I decided right this moment to feature this shot of Cindy Crawford ‘s left tab as today’s Tuesday Tabs(granted, it should be Tuesday Tab) and I thought I would look back in the archives to see when last I featured her.

Cindy Crawford

Can you believe it, it was Tuesday Tabs #42 when she was featured last? That means it was exactly 52 Tuesday Tabs ago! A year’s worth of Tuesday Tabs since she last featured! Isn’t that weird?

I tell you what’s even more weird, is that she is currently 42 years old!

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The Lord works in mysterious ways!

Hugh Hefner has been blown away by a Ukrainian Playboy model, Dasha Astafieva. He met her, quite conveniently, at a Playboy shoot. It’s nice when they come to you. There is reported drama inside the Playboy Mansion and Holly is pretty close to slitting her wrists. I swear. Click here to read more about that.

But before you do that, click this pic to understand the problem Hef is having.

Dasha Astafieva – Hef’s new bird

Jeez, that’s pretty serious stuff.

She’d do very well at Maverick’s, mind.

Tatiana was from the Ukraine.

“When are you going to marriage me?” she would lament.

Bless her.

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It makes sense that Manchester United footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo, is tapping a bird with the same surname as Lamborghini’s top seller, the Lamborghini Gallardo.

Let’s break it down.

I don’t have any major reservations. Look, they’re fake – but that’s fine. I think the big drawcard here is, as I said earlier, the fact that her surname is Gallardo. I mean, that’s just AWESOME.

Countach would have been fun.

And what better way to kick off the first Tuesday Tabs article on the NEW look website, than with Dutch supermodel, Rianne ten Haken ! I must say, it’s quite fortunate that her name features the number “ten.” Rather than, say, “nine.”

Couldn’t really be taken that seriously as a model if it was nine.

You know, out of ten – I’d want ten.

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Those are GREAT little guys! Very nice, Rianne!

I also dig that classic look she went for.

Well done, angel.

She’s been in a Backstreet Boys music video, countless Sports Illustrated issues and even featured in the EA Sports video game, Need For Speed. Yup, Josie Maran is pretty cool. So cool, in fact, that she once uttered these words on Jimmy Kimmel’s show:

“I don’t believe in marriage. I just don’t think it’s necessary in this day and age. I just think if you need to get married, then you’re already distrusting the person. Why do you have to sign something to show your love? You just love, everyday.”

Somehow I don’t think ALL of our readers agree with that quote..

Anyway, let’s have a look at this little live wire.

Click Josie to lose Oregan (NSFW)

Absolutely superb.

JUST right, in fact!

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