Spare a thought for these shrimp, living off bespoke, artisanal scraps after moving to the country to avoid the temptations of big city living, who are now being plied with drugs.
A special shout-out to Lukas Bates, who finished the London Marathon having run the entire race in a Big Ben costume, although it wasn’t without incident.
Kate and Harry had a great time together at the annual Anzac Day service at Westminster Abbey on Thursday.
Earlier this month, Sky Sports’ Kelly Cates was left high and dry by Jamie Carragher and Phil Neville. She bided her time, and then took revenge.
Tonight, all eyes will be on the Manchester Derby, but it’s Shane Long’s record-breaking goal last night that we’re talking about here.
British rapper Jimothy wants you to eat healthily and buy socks. He also thinks you’re stupid if you voted for Brexit.
Following the rift between Kate and Rose Hanbury, rumours are now circulating that William had an affair.
The most chilled divorced couple in the royal family might be back together and looking to tie the knot again – if the Queen allows it.
Harry stopped in at a ballet class for six-year-olds, where he met an adorable baby named Naz.
The Portuguese manager has had enough of holding his tongue, labelling the French midfielder ‘His Excellency’ when recounting an incident last September.
As if to officially declare their independence, Meghan and Harry have broken away from the official royal family Insta-page and started their own.
The Extinction Rebellion is back, and this time they’re half-naked in the British House of Commons to distract from Brexit debates.
Kash Ali has had his boxing license suspended after he was disqualified for biting during a heavyweight bout in Liverpool this past weekend.
It’s been almost 12 years since Maddie went missing from a holiday apartment in Portugal’s Algarve region, and efforts to uncover what happened on that evening have captivated the world.
The UK is implementing a block on ‘adult content’ that requires you to prove your age before you can access it.
Piers Morgan hasn’t had any attention for a while, so naturally, he went after Meghan again so that people would notice him.
TripAdvisor has revealed the new world’s best destination for 2019, with Paris being knocked off top spot.
Britain has some weird, outdated laws, and notorious prankster Oobah Butler wants to see how many he can break before getting arrested.
Smuggling drugs into prison is fraught with danger, and in the past gangs have used pigeons and tennis balls. Now they’re branching out.
Just when you thought the royal feuds were over, there’s a new one involving Kate, Will, and a former model named Rose.
In a blast from the past, Prince Charles was spotted on the beach in his swimming trunks (again), and the internet is loving it.
Like most of the watching world, France’s minister for European affairs, Nathalie Loiseau, has had enough of the UK’s indecisiveness. This diss is wonderfully petty.
It’s been 36 years since the Scots beat the English at Twickenham, and when they went 31-0 down inside a half an hour, that didn’t look like changing.
If you want to enjoy a hibiscus-infused beer, brewed from the tears of monks, then go right ahead. Just be sure that you’re not being conned along the way.
Remember the Extinction Rebellion? They’re pouring buckets of blood outside Downing Street now to make their point about climate change.
This weekend’s derby match between Aston Villa and Birmingham saw ugly scenes play out, as a Birmingham fan charged the field and punched Villa captain Jack Grealish.
Can you take a nobody, dress them up in awful clothes, and con attendees and press at London Fashion Week into thinking they’re a hotshot? Yes.
Prince William and Kate Middleton made like the (Northern) Irish and served up two cold pints on a visit to Belfast.
Sources reveal that before Harry met Meghan, he was worried that he’d never get his happily ever after.
We are all suffering from Brexit fatigue, because this saga never seems to end. If you want a brutal assessment of where we are at, John’s your man.