This may well blow your mind
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Now, you'll remember we chatted the other day when I gave a recount of one of my most successful pickup lines to date. Well I was taking a stroll down Web Boulevard and I came across this guy who seems to have a similar technique going. And by similar, I mean completely and utterly the opposite. His name is Dmitri. Amazing.

This is a true story which happened in the last month in San Francisco. Here is the leadup to what you are about to experience.

Okay guys here is the info on this voicemail. One of my friend's from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl's, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me.

Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you'll fall out of your chair.

That was enough for me to have a listen. The following clip is an audio clip which someone has added pictures to just for fun. So don't focus on the pictures as much as the audio, which presents us with two of the guy's voicemails, one after the other.

Brace yourself.

I'll leave that with you to deal with. Please try and compose yourself after listening to it. If you haven't got sound it is MOST unfortunate and I strongly urge you to find a friend who can follow through on this most basic of internet tasks.

If you are completely unable to perform, here are the transcripts of the voicemail.

What a beautiful, beautiful individual.

"Dmitri" - Hah!
 

thanks kearn
Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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