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Thursday, November 19th, 2009
Johnny Depp wins ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ award
Johnny Depp Wins His 2nd ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ Title – Get lost, Hugh Jackman. This year’s “Sexiest Man Alive” is once again Johnny Depp. Depp nudged aside Jackman to get the coveted endorsement from People magazine Wednesday. It’s the 46-year-old actor’s second time as “Sexiest Man Alive.” [associated]
Kreame, Caveau [...]
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Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009
It’s with great ease that they do, because Boschendal Grande Cuvee Brut (lest we forget the Le Grand Pavillon Brut Rosé) has very recently become the sparkling wine of choice for 2oceansvibe. Hardened 2oceansvibers out there will know what it takes to get the nod as a 2oceansvibe brand and, make no mistake, this premium [...]
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Monday, October 19th, 2009
I think a massive round of applause is due for the 2oceansvibe Weathergirls featured in this year’s highly anticipated Sports Illustrated SWIMWEAR EDITION – including Elbe van der Merwe, Lyndall Jarvis and Genevieve Morton!
But there could only be one cover girl, and, although she has not yet been a 2oceansvibe Weather Girl, this year the [...]
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Tuesday, October 6th, 2009
The new Gulfstream..
Near-Supersonic Gulfstream 650 Unveiled – The new Gulfstream 650 was unveiled yesterday at their Savannah factory. This one can take you anywhere in the world with its 7,000 nautical miles range at a top speed of Mach 0.925 (704mph,) almost the speed of sound at a 41,000-feet altitude. $65 million is the figure [...]
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Thursday, October 1st, 2009
I don’t write an article for one week and everything goes to pot. From earthquakes to tsunamis to Roman Polanski being nabbed for a crime he committed 30-odd years ago. The sports gods were obviously seriously miffed about no Sports Roundup last Thursday and this week the entire world has paid the price.
But nobody has [...]
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Monday, September 28th, 2009
Brigitte BardotBorn : 28 September 1934
Brigitte Bardot turns 75 today. She starred in 48 films, recorded 80 songs and established herself as an animal rights activist. She also became somewhat outspoken in her criticism of immigration, race-mixing, some homosexuality and Islam. As a result, she has been convicted five times for “inciting racial hatred”. Mellow. [...]
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Tuesday, September 8th, 2009
“Kings of Neon?!” – come on, man – that’s quality!
I’m speechless. Just look at this flyer – it says it all.
(You guys look hysterical!)
God help us all!
I must say that looks like it’s going to be crazy fun. I strongly suggest that everybody goes. Maybe HQ beforehand for Friday drinks – then Cappers for the [...]
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Tuesday, August 11th, 2009
I’ve been toying with this Pussy Natural Energy Drink for a while. You’ll remember the first mention of the energy drink was in one of the 2oceansvibe Weather Girls shows with the smoking hot Genevieve Morton (here and here). You see, the guys at Pussy (www.pussydrinks.com) were trying to get me to drink it for [...]
Posted in Cape Town Products, Los Angeles, Pu-ssy Natural Energy, Very Cool | 10 Comments »
Tuesday, July 14th, 2009
It’s taken me a long time to be able to say his name with a straight face. I mean, COME ONE, you pronounce it like this : “SHEEYA LA-BOOF!” That is completely off the charts! I mean, honestly, it’s verging on the levels of “Clydewhite.”
Anyway, whatever his name is, this one is FOR THE LAYDEZZ!!!
Shia [...]
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Tuesday, July 7th, 2009
Nice to see Woolworths aren’t scared to sex it up a little bit when the moment takes it. This video must have given the Woolworth’s ultra-conservatives a heart attack!
Two things to be aware of – the track in the background is Fort Knox by Goldfish (my personal fave tune of theirs) and the main model [...]
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Monday, June 22nd, 2009
This was taken in the last week when the Green Point McDonald’s was closed, EXCEPT for their drive thru service.
Please enjoy this guy standing in between two cars, waiting for his order..
Man pretends to be car
Whaaaahaha!
Is it just me? Or do you also find that terribly amusing?
Shame – engines running all around him. Petrol fumes.
Bored.
Do [...]
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Tuesday, May 19th, 2009
I visited HQ (Headquarters) Restaurant twice last week. Serving just one kind of salad and one kind of steak, I enjoy on the simplicity of the experience. And so does the TBG (Tall Blonde Guy) it seems!
HQ Restaurant
On my second visit last week I ran into Matt, who, slightly out of breath, said, “Seth, oh [...]
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Tuesday, May 19th, 2009
Oh dear, it really is a sad state of affairs.
We have been reporting the iStore/Core Group saga to you since last week. It began with my personal account of a dismal experience in the Waterfront iStore (here), which ended up with me going next door to Incredible Connection.
I then followed up with an article (here) [...]
Posted in Apple Mac, Cape Town Products, Cape Town Services, Shops / Retail, Technology, Uncool | 42 Comments »
Thursday, April 23rd, 2009
I toyed with the headline “Andy Roddick serves an ace,” but inducing vomit is not my scene. So, instead, I went for a hint of tennis association with the “luv” mention in the sub-heading. Are you fine with that?
I thought it was fine.
So, ja, hats off to Andy Roddick, who seems to have locked in [...]
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Tuesday, April 14th, 2009
Whoah, there hasn’t been an auction on the Camps Bay strip since the place next door to Caprice, now occupied by The Grand Cafe, went for around R40 million sometime last year.
And now, the highly sought after building on the other side of The Grand Cafe is going under the hammer. I spotted them putting [...]
Posted in 2010 Soccer World Cup, Atlantic Seaboard Places, Cape Town Events, Cape Town Restaurants / Bars, Caprice, Real Estate | 3 Comments »
Wednesday, March 4th, 2009
So The Advertising Guy has Kia cars as one of his clients in the US (based in L.A. baby!). He got in touch with me and said he was looking for a sick tune for a new ad he was doing for Kia. Goldfish came up during the conversation and I said I’d take care [...]
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Tuesday, January 20th, 2009
Seriously, the Obama gig was pretty big.
For me, I wanted to find out if it was bigger than the “who shot JR” episode of DALLAS.
But, in all fairness, it turns out Diana’s funeral takes first place with 2.5 billion viewers. FIFA etc. finals topped 600 million viewers. So, you know, we’ll see how our boy [...]
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