It is a pity that successful breakfasts are so hard to come by in Cape Town. the two most important things, crispy bacon and hard toast, are still, clearly, too much to ask.
The Muse and I made the fatal error of getting breakfast at the Waterfront on Saturday morning. Why were we not at Miss [...]

You can only imagine the zone you can get into, listening to some vinyl, with a joint in one hand and your new iPad in the other – on the day that Google Maps goes live with “Google Street View” for Cape Town. My God, I have traipsed every square inch of this city, all [...]

Miss K fans will be over-the-moon about their new menu! The girls sent it through to me and I can confirm that all the favourites are still there, with some awesome new additions!
Here is the breakfast section alone!

Oh yes!
I know – how radical is that?
But you must check out the rest of their menu. They’ve [...]

You will recall the other day we mobilised the troops and asked you to head through to Food24 and vote for Lee Ann and Kirsten in the “Hot Chef” competition.
This is the vibe we went for:

Oh my goodness look at this! Kirsten and Lee Ann, our little spunks from Miss K Food Cafe in Green [...]

Is this REALLY news?
I would be celebrating and popping the champagne, if the news came as a surprise. But it doesn’t. I mean, is it wrong to expect these kind of accolades from 2oceansvibe brands and sponsors? Are we not perhaps numbed by the success of the associated brands and advertisers and people on 2oceansvibe? [...]

Jeez, what a vibe!
About 250 of you caught the two hour live video streaming broadcast we did from the wooden jail cell at the V&A Waterfront, in which Bob is serving a self-imposed jail sentence.
Why is he doing it, you ask?
Good question, Aguado…
Basically, Bob is involved in a fundraiser for his BobsForGood charity which aims [...]

Oh my goodness look at this! Kirsten and Lee Ann, our little spunks from Miss K Food Cafe in Green Point (next to our primary residence, The Cape Royale) are up for an important accolade! It’s the News24 Sizzling Hot Chefs competition, and 2oceansvibe is 100% behind them!
Seriously gang, you know how the vibe works [...]

It’s with great ease that they do, because Boschendal Grande Cuvee Brut (lest we forget the Le Grand Pavillon Brut Rosé) has very recently become the sparkling wine of choice for 2oceansvibe. Hardened 2oceansvibers out there will know what it takes to get the nod as a 2oceansvibe brand and, make no mistake, this premium [...]

Well I tell you what, the prize couldn’t have gone to a better guy!
Arthur Jones, the winner of the Seth Rotherham Experience, moved into my Cape Royale Suite on Friday night for a weekend of top brands and luxury. I popped in to visit him and the gorgeous Jess (turns out Arthur is playing out [...]

The new Gulfstream..
 
Near-Supersonic Gulfstream 650 Unveiled – The new Gulfstream 650 was unveiled yesterday at their Savannah factory. This one can take you anywhere in the world with its 7,000 nautical miles range at a top speed of Mach 0.925 (704mph,) almost the speed of sound at a 41,000-feet altitude. $65 million is the figure [...]

If your name is Arthur Jones, then you have just won the “Seth Rotherham Experience .”
Welcome to the most wonderful Monday celebration!
Given that he is the victor, he has just won:
 

Good evening, Mr. JonesWelcome home
 
 

Two nights in Seth Rotherham’s suite at the Cape Royale hotel from a Friday to the Sunday (incl. underground parking and [...]

This competition closes today (Friday) at 18h00. If you don’t win the $101 million jackpot, you might still win a prize that will blow your mind.
What I’ve done here is fairly magical. I’m giving you the chance to win $101 million in the Euro Millions Lottery, and, if you don’t win that, you will have [...]

What I’ve done here is fairly magical. I’m giving you the chance to win $101 million in the Euro Millions Lottery, and, if you don’t win that, you will have a fairly good chance of winning one of the biggest prizes we have ever featured on 2oceansvibe. It’s called THE SETH ROTHERHAM EXPERIENCE .
Anyone who [...]

Paul from 1800 restaurant downstairs at the Cape Royale (click that if you haven’t seen this place yet) made a call to my room on Sunday night – “Thanks for the Butlers Pizza” he said, “the staff are all feeling the vibe.”
Aah, good, the 10 larges had obviously arrived! Wonderful. They’ve got a lovely bunch [...]

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Seth Rotherham’s primary residence in Cape Town is a penthouse at The 5-star Cape Royale Hotel on Somerset Road in Green Point. From writing and thinking to meeting and drinking, this is where Seth conducts and facilitates ”the vibe.”

The 5-star Cape Royale Hotel and Residence

Seth’s Primary Residence
There are a number [...]

Well I’m still sort of recovering after Friday night’s South African Blog Awards, held at Chevelle club in Cape Town.
 

 
Well done to the organisers and sponsors (here) on the night and well done to all the nominees and bloggers that made it the success it was. I was also very pleased with the little angel [...]

See what they did here?
 

110% ANAL
 
Very good.
They sell them (and many other hilarious signs) at that shop next to Miss K in Green Point, by the way.
What, you haven’t been to Miss K !?
[muffled laughter]
Christ, that’s emboerrissing..

I mention a lot of cool eating and drinking establishments and shops on these pages. Everyone from Caprice and Miss K, to Vida e, Butlers and Woolworths. There is a reason for that; I’ve bought into their brands and I feel it is safe for you to do so as well. They are brands that [...]

One of my personal favourites, Cavalcade Road is the one you’re looking for. I too used to take random shots at the roads leading down from Sea Point’s High Level Road, in the hope that I would end up near to Giovanni’s and that part of Somerset Road (Vida, Miss K etc.) area. But time [...]

An essential part to being a complete human being, is to possess the ability to cook perfect crispy bacon in a frying pan. I’m going to tell you now, just this once, the easiest way to do so.
 

Crispy bacon – standard stuff in The Safe House
 
MrBreakfast.com got it spot on:
 

Choose a pan large enough to [...]

My GOD, Saturday was a gorgeous day! I cleverly didn’t over-indulge at Asoka the night before, following the launch of the first Luv Sport TV show. A good night’s sleep and a fresh joint (I went for the pinner – three drags and go) ensured maximum enjoyment of the good weather.
I had breakfast scheduled with [...]

I’m incredibly amazed that there are still people out there that are unaware of the availability of these heavenly, ultra luxurious, evil, yet sexual treats. In Cape Town. In GREEN POINT, no less.
You do know about Miss K, right?
You don’t?
[Muffled snigger - Holding fist to tight lipped mouth, eyes wide open, staring at you, embarrassed [...]